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(Thread IKs: hot cocoa on the couch)
 
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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
not drinking today but looking forward to eating grilled spicy chicken from the Mediterranean place later :grin:

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I'm eating my own rear end waste today

One man's waste is the same man's treasure.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

tractor man posted:

They are trash but beautiful trash


Looks good bro but you got any bananas up in that bitch? What about peanuts

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

tractor man posted:

Some people like that, not my cup of tea. If you want bananas and peanuts, you should eat some flygande jacob (flying jacob)

do people actually put bananas and peanuts on tacos, I was just razzing your rear end based on my knowledge of swedish cuisine :razzy:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i have to interview someone at 6pm my time :manning:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
This thread's got a weird problem where the front door keeps opening itself on the weekends :thunk: I'd get that lock replaced OP

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

typical mods, openly flaunting that they are above the law altogether

Actually, OP, I think you will find that you owe me big time.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

wesleywillis posted:

Been off most of the week because I have a stupid herniated disc in my back that fucks with me once in a while.

Laying on the couch has been pretty sweet though. Watching the four "B's" most of the week. Benny Hill, Bonanza and Beavis and Butthead.

bullshit, nobody watches Bonanza

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

numberoneposter posted:

did you hear about the doctor who tried to write a prescription with a thermometer? he said to the nurse "some rear end in a top hat must have my pen."

Lol

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
time 2 watch more videos of people solving really hard sudoku puzzles with FACTS AND LOGIC!!!! while getting baked af

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

numberoneposter posted:

my coworker who was at work on wednesday has covid :thumbsup:

that doesn't sound Friday at all!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Coffee and trying to decide what video game I want to play. Got a lot of good JRPGs but also crippling ADHD that is anathema to playing them :thunk:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

numberoneposter posted:

im thinkin some innis and gunns

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Sid Vicious posted:

okay google how to get a gun in ontario

you can make your own at home for penny's on the dollar with just a few simple ingredients

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

numberoneposter posted:

t-minus 1 minute

did you do it

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I watched a friend lose against a boss for 40 minutes last night which has fully charged my soulslike meter for another 5 years

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i have a hangover :manning:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
✔️took edibles
✔️ate delish sesame chicken from place I hadn't tried AND 3 egg rolls
✔️watching Shanghai Noon (2000) starring Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Lol what an rear end in a top hat. Love it

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
it's drinking time now

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Good morning.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i ate chilaquiles verde

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

wait a loving minute. are we talking about pizza with meatballs as a topping???

each slice just has a single giant meatball on it. just kidding. but that would be so cool. ha ha

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Good God

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
woke up at 1am with intense pain from cool chronic condition. Fail Friday so far

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

gleebster posted:

There's going to be some heavy weather here today, but who cares?

That what the forecast said? Heavy weather?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
played a solid 6 hrs of Yakuza 0 today and now it is time to eat some WINGS and watch a THING

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
just put on Mission Impossible 3 so I can then watch the remaining ones that are supposed to be good :frogbon:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
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ヾ(・ω・*)ノ

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
watching Fringe. might play more Yakuza 0 later. Hell, it's Friday

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:




PISS YOU FUCKS!!!!!

would love to be skulling some piss right now

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
its my day off but i made the mistake of reading work messages that pulled me in to a huge big thing. also its hot as hell so i shaved me head

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
it's fine. Once it's an acceptable drinking hour im going to drink a bunch of seltzers and watch a bunch of always sunny, which I am finally watching after years of only seeing random episodes

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

StarkRavingMad posted:

Had a migraine this morning but the new prescription I got took care of it. Just have to hang on through this work day and tonight I will get drunk and drive around in American Truck Simulator

they need a game that somehow uses google street view. throw that poo poo in vr and finally we will have the perfect drunk driving simulator

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Saalkin posted:

The best pain killer is to BE STRONG AND POWERFUL.

Literally killing your pain with a series of epic martial arts maneuvers

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
drinking and watching always sunny and Loving It

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
its Friday. feels like a day where ill watch a movie later and just CHILL. Gotta go pick up my grocery order though AND THEY BETTER NOT FORGET MY DELI MAC AND CHEESE THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!! jk of course I would never be angry at a grocery store employee

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
let's do a water check real quick. Any haters or clout chasers in here?

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Bad Purchase posted:

it's happening

Looks like things are gonna get just a little bit epic around here.

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