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nice obelisk idiot: May 18, 2023; funerary linens looking like dishrags

Smugworth posted:

"Hm how can we sell more of this aggressively mid hot sauce"
"dudes like grenades, put it in a grenade shaped bottle and charge $3 more than it's worth"

I've been to a store that had a dedicated section for hot sauces that have adults-only branding. Display cases outside of the reach/view of kids

e: checked and they sell over 1500 different hot sauces. chill out

nice obelisk idiot fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Oct 27, 2023

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 16:40

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 08:37

nice obelisk idiot: May 18, 2023; funerary linens looking like dishrags

The joint chiefs of staff are an agile consultant and a lean six sigma consultant

# ¿ Nov 10, 2023 18:22

nice obelisk idiot: May 18, 2023; funerary linens looking like dishrags

Someone asked me if I wanted the veggie patty or the veggie delite from Subway, and I kinda got a little excited as veg options are limited here. but it turns out the patty was from Australian Subway. Thanks for reading my riveting tale

# ¿ Dec 22, 2023 21:48

nice obelisk idiot: May 18, 2023; funerary linens looking like dishrags

Soy, carrots, corn and red peppers.

And yeah Subway is* pretty infamous for using a ton of soy protein in their meats, especially their chicken breast

*was appearently

nice obelisk idiot fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Dec 22, 2023

# ¿ Dec 22, 2023 21:52

nice obelisk idiot: May 18, 2023; funerary linens looking like dishrags

satanic splash-back posted:

Nextdoor is for coyote sightings

Forensic Files but for walmart fender benders and door dings

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 19:11

nice obelisk idiot: May 18, 2023; funerary linens looking like dishrags

Chief McHeath posted:

I don�t have any new balances why are they The Racist Shoe now?

The ones I have worn were comfy

Racists have wider feet than normal people. They can only wear New Balances and weird orthopedic shoes that cost 350 dollars.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 21:03

nice obelisk idiot: May 18, 2023; funerary linens looking like dishrags

I'm mostly a New Balance wearer myself due to my horrid duck feet. I have to jump up like 2 sizes otherwise and the toe gets all hosed up over time.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 21:24

nice obelisk idiot: May 18, 2023; funerary linens looking like dishrags

you could be doing that in the space force pencilhands. max age 39

# ¿ Feb 10, 2024 00:36

nice obelisk idiot: May 18, 2023; funerary linens looking like dishrags

Hollismason posted:

If you can buy some real dark chocolate and eat it. It can help with craving if you are trying to quit.

imo very strongly brewed chamomile tea helps a lot as it's GABAergic

# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 20:21

nice obelisk idiot: May 18, 2023; funerary linens looking like dishrags

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Scheduling an inspection on a piece of pressure equipment in Ireland op

That's actually a pretty good synthesis of the two categories of work that he outlined

# ¿ Apr 12, 2024 13:01

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 08:37

nice obelisk idiot: May 18, 2023; funerary linens looking like dishrags

I used to be pretty strategic about how everything was perceived and taken, and now it's like totally gone from my brain. Too much bandwidth. I just try to keep a few core social principles in mind and vibe it out. Now online where you can do whatever? I'm off the map and say some stuff that I'm sure is perceived as crazy, as I'm more unmoored from social context due to no faces, body language etc. and mostly just do what I want.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2024 04:25

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