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Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Buy a second elliptical and do the same thing. Since you got half back twice you'll have a free elliptical!

# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 23:37

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 19:53

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

redshirt posted:

Congrats on the new Smugworth!

I believe the infant stage is referred to as a smuggle or a smugget

# ¿ Mar 9, 2024 01:02

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Crazy how all kinds of food from all kinds of countries is around the world now compared to a hundred years ago, probably

# ¿ Mar 9, 2024 01:16

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

420 is the sun of four consecutive primes. 101+103+107+109

# ¿ Mar 22, 2024 06:27

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Blaze it for four score and twenty mg ago you Friday posting rear end motherfuckers

# ¿ Mar 22, 2024 14:53

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

neato burrito posted:

Wish I was at home stoned playing video games instead of work.

You're at home stoned playing work?

# ¿ Mar 22, 2024 15:00

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Gatts posted:

It is Friday and I will drive 30 minutes to get a pizza and bring it home.

drat after moving to a small city everything over a ten minute drive seems like a long trip.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2024 20:23

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

redshirt posted:

It's a minimum 60 minute RT drive for me for anything that's worth it. Gas station pizza don't count.

I suggest moving to a place where bedrock is at the surface so expansion is prohibitively expensive so everything stays concentrated.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2024 20:39

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

redshirt posted:

You can't take the sky from me!

There's lots of sky. Especially since you only need to drive for about ten minutes to have zero light pollution.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2024 21:44

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

TURTLE SLUT posted:

what sort of a bourgeoisie gym has a pool where you can swim for 20 minutes??

...a gym with a pool?

# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 01:00

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

It's a Good Friday

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 06:26

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

redshirt posted:

We need, like, alternative sports. Buncha goths playing lacrosse or something.

There's muggle quidditch, which would make for a sensible past time if they didn't insist on having everyone run around with brooms between their legs.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 16:27

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

More like Guantanamo Bay poo poo

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 18:44

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

credburn posted:

Hey gang, how foamy is your urine?

Sometimes when I pee, there's no bubbles. Most of the time there are lots of bubbles. Sometimes the pee is so foamy that it takes three flushes to get 100% of the foam gone.

It's always been this way, and I've been meaning to look up the reason for years. I finally did, and what I found suggests that this could be caused by a kidney problem??? Surely not. I've had foamy urine for thirty years. If this was a problem it would have been a problem by now. How foamy is your urine?

Three flushes? How much loving foam are you pissing? Is there soap on your urethra?

One of our cats has foamy urine and requires drugs for it.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 19:52

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

credburn posted:

I should say, the third flush gets rid of it all, there's not much left by that point. It's not like flowing over the bowl or anything.

It should all be gone by the first flush, dude.

You either need to see a urologist, or you're a mutant, the next step in human evolution that gives us our own personal fire extinguishers.

Jimbone Tallshanks fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Mar 29, 2024

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 20:04

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

credburn posted:

There's so much foam sometimes it muffles the sound of flushing. It's like a flush silencer.

I guess I'll bring this up the next time I see my doctor. I don't have kidney troubles or pain or weird pissing issues or anything, and it's been this way my whole life, but golly I'm starting to think it's unusual.

Have you ever seen any media at all, ever, where someone pisses like this? You've never seen a comedy film where someone pees on something or someone and wondered why their piss was in a condensed flowing liquid and not your weird-rear end bubble bath piss?

Edit:

Luvcow posted:

totally normal op

My thoughts exactly.

Jimbone Tallshanks fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Mar 29, 2024

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 20:24

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 20:55

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Anderson Koopa posted:

Apparently today is Good Friday, I saw a random person carrying a cross around. It looked fairly heavy and wooden.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 20:56

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

emSparkly posted:

Good Friday has not been good to me. I've thrown up twice and feel absolutely debilitated. I think I know for sure how Jesus must have felt that day.

Sounds like someone had one too many chalices of the blood of our lord and saviour last night

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 22:30

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Yeah, Neil Diamond was always my go to when I used to do karaoke. Usually ended up like this:

1-4 drinks - Neil Diamond
5-7 drinks - Careless Whisper
8 and beyond - Total Eclipse of the Heart

I recommend getting really loving good at one rap song and busting it out every now and then. May I suggest "Shoop" or "In da club"

# ¿ Mar 30, 2024 03:56

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

I'm at Waffle Canyon

Literally A Person posted:

I'm at the combination grand canyon and waffle house

# ¿ Mar 30, 2024 06:04

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Literally A Person posted:

This is a besmirchment

This is peak artistry

# ¿ Apr 12, 2024 06:42

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Boy digestive really had some bad ideas after making it big with those biscuits

# ¿ Apr 12, 2024 07:48

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Friday time!

# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 06:37

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

If fries were days, this is the kind of day they'd be

# ¿ May 3, 2024 06:13

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Luvcow posted:

i remember the scandal when it was revealed spuds mckenzie was in fact a girl dog and not the womanizing beer swilling guy dog we were all living vicariously through

Wow, this blows that "Tony the Tiger stutters" scandal out of the water.

# ¿ May 3, 2024 21:25

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Nooner posted:

is anyone betting on some horses tomorrow?

how come betting on horses is considered like fancy and poo poo but people who bet on dog races are considered degenerates?

that makes me also wonder, people who fight dogs are degenerates, but maybe would accept it as fancy if we start fighting horses?

Plenty of degenerates bet on horses

# ¿ May 3, 2024 23:38

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Luvcow posted:

Reminds me of a James Bond opening

# ¿ May 10, 2024 18:14

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 19:53

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Hollismason posted:

This is where I'm going.

http://treehouseanimals.org/cafe/

I wanna nominate Nelson, Peep, and Scamper.

# ¿ May 10, 2024 18:33

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