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Lock posted:You just tell me which one you want in the OP and it will be done. I think the third is the best, a bit of background and foreground smoke. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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I am so way behind; will do last week’s scoring tomorrow and this week’s scoring before next week, probably, definitely. i love you all https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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Dec 6, 2021 15:37
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Just declare me the winner. It will be faster that way.
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So now that Week 13 has finished, let's check out the adjusted scores! For Week 12!! Anyways. Let's do this. *Note: Just realized I'm the one up against Stoner's Sloths. Watch this be the week that THE COMMISH busts them. There will be no end to the conspiracy theories. Some sort of Point Inflation Scheme. Inflategate, if you will. (Oh god nobody's going to get this anyway let's move on.) No changes after 1/3Back scoring applied.  THE HUNTRON IS UNSTOPPABLEOnce again, thanks to the combined powers of those four FEUD RESULTS: CHESTNUTS vs MARS ATTACKS: Both teams scored below 300; no change. NONCHALANTS vs BOB ROSS: Both teams scored below 300; no change. TESTING RESULTS: 3; 4: ALL COOL THE COMMISH WANTS NEW DICE. Reminder, FEUDING FOR THIS WEEK (week 14): CHESTNUTS vs TEAMATES SQUIRRELS vs NONCHALANTS FluffieDuckie posted:Just declare me the winner. It will be faster that way. I declare you an awesome Santa, how's that? https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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Lol, Lock I barely ever even manage to update the ribbon during the week and I got like nothing going on. You prob put more stress on yourself to update than anyone else cares to. BTW, this has been a cool rear end season and I've enjoyed the last few months of this fuckery with you goons. I'll go do the ribbon now unless I get distracted drinking on the way to open PS. Addition: I loving did it!!  Uh... guys, maybe can we crack a window or something, the smoke is getting a bit thick... nesamdoom fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Dec 11, 2021 https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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Dec 11, 2021 02:31
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I'm feuding and some jerk that was supposed to be out this week loving went to work and did a good job... These frigging jerks just never stop trying to ruin my day.
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nesamdoom posted:Lol, Lock I barely ever even manage to update the ribbon during the week and I got like nothing going on. You prob put more stress on yourself to update than anyone else cares to. BTW, this has been a cool rear end season and I've enjoyed the last few months of this fuckery with you goons. I'll go do the ribbon now unless I get distracted drinking on the way to open PS. This is mah baby! But thank you for understanding, and I'm thilled you've been having fun. Thanks again for the ribbons, seriously. Update being worked on now! Also...that smoke could become a problem if someone doesn't do as you suggest and let a little ventilation in.... Lock fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Dec 14, 2021 https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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Dec 14, 2021 16:03
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Scoring updates! After 1/3B uppdates... THUNDER BONG's win OVERTURNED! BOBROSS WINS! Other news... HUNTRON IS DESTROYING ALL IN ITS PATHAnother win for everyone's favorite Voltron ripoff! That's, what, 5 in a row? What the heck? FEUD updates... SQUIRRELS BUSTED; CHESTNUTS WIN FEUD! MARS ATTACKS BUSTED; NONCHALANTS WIN FEUD! Testing under way... RESULTS: 4; 6 THE COMMISH IS APOPLECTIC And that's that for week 13! Week 14 update needs to be coming tomorrow, as THE PLAYOFFS begin this week! Who will be in? Who will be out? Who is still even following? We'll soon find out! https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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Lock posted:Also...that smoke could become a problem if someone doesn't do as you suggest and let a little ventilation in.... I'm gonna finish game 14 ribbon then try to air the place out a bit.  
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Dec 14, 2021 18:32
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Oh no, I didn’t mean it was affecting the quality of the ribbon. I was just thinking, all this smoke around, might start affecting the rest of the league if action isn’t taken....
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Lock posted:as THE PLAYOFFS begin this week! Who will be in? Who will be out? Who is still even following? We'll soon find out! What?
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Lock posted:Oh no, I didn’t mean it was affecting the quality of the ribbon. I was just thinking, all this smoke around, might start affecting the rest of the league if action isn’t taken.... Just figured I'd air it out a bit before playoffs. Not sure what I'll do as far as play off ribbons. Maybe just work up one for the whole thing and then I can work on figuring out what I wanna do for a final season celebration one. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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Dec 14, 2021 20:41
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Week 14 Results! jesus huntron christ when did this team become half-good? THE HUNTRON RAMPAGES ON poor duckie deserved better No 1/3back changes TESTING results: 6,3 THE COMMISH IS BESIDE THEMSELF FEUD results: no changes! FEUDING THIS WEEK: CHESTNUTS vs ...oh heck me TEAMATES vs POUTINE PALS THE PLAYOFFS HAVE BEGUN!All teams will continue to have games, but for the remaining 4 weeks it's win or be CONSOLATED. TEAMS COLSOLATED: PHOENIX MARS ATTACKS SCORES TENNIS TEAM may they be forgiven and forgotten quickly https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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RULES ADDENDUM NOTICE TO ALL CONSOLATED TEAMS THE COMMISH has abandoned you. You are lost. You are forgotten. You are free. Any coaches of CONSOLATED teams may propose rule changes to that week's matches. These rule changes will only apply to matches between CONSOLATED teams. You will not return to the realm of the WINNERS. But you may choose your path through the afterlife. Please submit your proposed changes in the thread. No promises are made, but all will be considered. ((ok so I wanna keep things interesting for the ousted teams, while also tinkering with an idea I have for next year's league. Go hog wild, I can't promise I have the time or ability to implement everything but I'll do what I can. Rule changes absolutely can favor one team over another, but anything that is utterly game-shattering [ie: only my team can score] will be ignored and may even face backlash. Let's hear some ideas!)) OP updated. Lock fucked around with this message at 16:38 on Dec 15, 2021 https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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can i suggest a change to the Huntron rules cause I'm not sure a score of over 500 points is even possible with other teams at this stage? I was thinking keep the rule BUT all Hunters must be in play and score at least 1 point in order for Huntron to take effect since you can't form Huntron without all the necessary Hunters working together also might be worth taking a look at running backs who seem to have become the new qbs, a five or ten point adjustment per rb after 1 or 2 might make things a little more competitive for those players who aren't mostly rbs? just a couple of thoughts to keep things changing up, no worries if they're not good ideas and thanks as always for running this friend! |
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I'll have a think on it. I don't wanna change too much up heading into the playoffs, and again, this has never really been about fairness. Though I don't want things to be a foregone conclusion either. I've got an idea, but at this point I'll probably wait and see how the first round of playoffs unfold. e: But thank you for saying something. I was so wrapped up watching this team go from zero to hero that I didn't realize just how much of a behemoth they are. But part of it is due to their QB all of a sudden being useful...and said QB is a perennial benchwarmer who played for my alma mater, so I'd be lying if I said I weren't biased. Lock fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Dec 15, 2021 https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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no worries mate, tbh i only noticed earlier today really when looking at things and mucking around with team a little so just had a look at scoring trends and how they'd changed at various points. thanks for taking my ideas into consideration in any case good luck with the playoffs everyone and for the teams in consolation have fun and better luck next season! also frigging lol I can't believe not having rolled a double yet, wonder what the odds of that are! |
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Dec 15, 2021 17:54
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I maaaaaaaaay implement a slight change to the rule. I'm gonna sleep on it, but I've got an idea that would at least make this week's matchup a cointoss if the projections are anywhere close to accurate. I wanna check to make sure it won't unduly change future matchups though. If this week weren't the first week of playoffs, I was going to do a whole 'That's it, EVERYBODY'S GETTIN TESTED' bit and have one week where the testing was applied to all matchups. Buuuut since the playoffs snuck up on me I don't feel right pulling a huge gimmick like that now. Still, yah, shame we didn't get to see that triggered. Though watch it get triggered when you're in the championship match, at this rate.... https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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Lock posted:Though watch it get triggered when you're in the championship match, at this rate.... this would make my season complete 
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I don’t understand what’s going on I don’t know what a huntron is
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FluffieDuckie posted:I don’t understand what’s going on i think it's cause that team has 5 dudes named 'hunter', they join together to form Huntron |
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FluffieDuckie posted:I don’t understand what’s going on Please refer to the OP, especially the RULES ADDENDUMS. Also, you’re awesome. https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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Stoner Sloth posted:
This is pretty true. A good 120 from a qb could b a 40 when a RB might hit 60. Average I guess for qb is like 30sum after adjust so stacking a few good RBS does outweigh. Then again everyone has off days, mostly everytime I expect anything it's the other way, so it's still a crapshoot. Also, I think since the season is over and I've yet to bother with anything but participation ribbons, that I'll just keep rolling with that. I'll do one each per team(ambitious) if I can and one with all the teams listed so that we all have a small file to save forever or delete in favour of a cat gif. |
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slight update to the idea about Huntron - on closer inspection at least one of the hunter's isn't in regular play so my earlier suggestion would be too much of a nerf - I do have a better suggestion though! roll 1d6 after each match, if the result is higher than the number of hunter's that took the field and scored at least 1 point then Huntron fails to activate, if it's equal or lower than Huntron takes place as normal means that the strength of it is slightly reduced but still a good chance for it to take place e: thought about this and this and d6 probably better, also an example - if three hunter's are in play then 3 or lower on dice roll means it activates Stoner Sloth fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Dec 15, 2021 |
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FluffieDuckie posted:I don’t understand what’s going on Big same, bit that has always been the case. My spot next year should probably go to someone who engages with football on some level. |
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The Huntron was formed after I managed to collect every guy named Hunter in the NFL and made this post:Jaguars! posted:Now that I have collected all the Hunters I am going to form a Hunter Voltron. Hunter Henry will be the chaingun firing left arm, Hunter Renfrow will be a gigantic flyswatter that is used to propel the ball, Hunter Bryant will be a mighty robotic leg and Hunter long will be a wooden peg-leg that much like his on-field performance, is present but doesn't actively do anything. Then it got a special rule that doubled the score but it didn't matter for a long time because my team is about as effective as roadkill, but now apparently they kick rear end? I think it's because my quarterback I am completely fine with nerfing the rule, you could make it affect only the Hunters instead of the whole team or something. As for the Feud rules, I have absolutely no idea, perhaps drafting a hatfield or a McCoy would help. |
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Jaguars! posted:I am completely fine with nerfing the rule, you could make it affect only the Hunters instead of the whole team or something. I was hoping you would chime in. I absolutely love your team’s story and while I do not want to ruin it, I do wanna make sure other teams have a chance. Stoner Sloth posted:ideas Thanks! But I’mma keep this simple. rear end-penny posted:Big same, bit that has always been the case. My spot next year should probably go to someone who engages with football on some level. Nah friend, this was never meant to be something where ‘knowing what’s going on’ should give you any sort of advantage. It’s all about watching the numbers, weird poo poo happening, and maybe your team wins something when it’s all done? That said, if this ain’t your bag, fair nuff! But I absolutely don’t want people to think any sort of football knowledge is required to be ‘competitive.’ https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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RADIATION ALERT THE HUNTRON HAS SPRUNG A LEAK! WAIRARAPA BUSH, after an 0-8 start to the season, turned to the power of the HUNTRON to salvage their season. Their tinkering week in and week out eventually led to wins, which soon led to domination. They ripped off 6 wins in a row and have found themselves in THE PLAYOFFS. However, they have apparently flown too close to the sun. SCIENTISTS in the employ of THE COMMISH have discovered RADIOACTIVE EMISSIONS leaking from the HUNTRON. The effects of the RADIATION seem to negate the 1/3Back penalty for the first eligible QB. Simply put, any team going up against WAIRARAPA BUSH may get full points from the 2 top-scoring QBs on their team. (1/3Back penalties start with the 3rd-highest-scoring QB, if applicable). https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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oooh that is a cool one and simple - and thanks to Jaguars! Lock posted:Nah friend, this was never meant to be something where ‘knowing what’s going on’ should give you any sort of advantage. It’s all about watching the numbers, weird poo poo happening, and maybe your team wins something when it’s all done?  full disclosure i have never watched a game of american football but really had a lot of fun with this - thanks to all my fellow coaches for the friendly rivalry and especially to Lock for running this whole crazy thing!! |
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Stoner Sloth posted:full disclosure i have never watched a game of american football but really had a lot of fun with this - thanks to all my fellow coaches for the friendly rivalry and especially to Lock for running this whole crazy thing!! I don't watch pro or really anything besides the college games which can get very good. I've skated so far this year without seeing a single game in NFL, I just wish I still could go to my mum's and watch that football where they hit the ball with their foot. Addition: Finally the Poutine Pals and TeaMates will meet for nesamdoom fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Dec 17, 2021 https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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Sure I know it's not required, I just keep forgetting this is happening until it gets bumped in my bookmarks so it's possible some of the people who got turned away would have been more engaged. I'll finish out this season by never adjusting a single thing on my team. |
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rear end-penny posted:Sure I know it's not required, I just keep forgetting this is happening until it gets bumped in my bookmarks so it's possible some of the people who got turned away would have been more engaged. I'll finish out this season by never adjusting a single thing on my team. as the football gods intended, friend https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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OK, late reply again, but this time it's not my fault. COVID pushed games back to Wednesday, so PLAYOFFS week one literally just finished. Let's see where things stand! THE HUNTRON UPSETS! Due to a VERY unfortunate late scratch of one of confused golfer's QBs, as well as a general lack of doings-of-things by the rest of the team, THE HUNTRON rumbles on, radiation and all. Also, Wairarappa becomes the second team to score EXACTLY 420 points (after adjustments). Nice. FEUD results: TeaMates BUSTED! Score zeroed out. Trois-Pistoles ADVANCES! TESTING: 6, 3 THE COMMISH IS PERTURBED. NEWLY CONSOLATED TEAMS: Chestnuts Nonchalants moon takers Fighting Capys OrbSons TeaMates Fartbirds BobRoss REMINDER: CONSOLATED TEAMS ARE FREED. YOU MAY REQUEST RULES CHANGES AND SHAPE THE GAME IN YOUR IMAGE.Feuding this week: SLOTHS ARE VACCINATED. THE SPREAD IS STOPPPED. Chestnuts vs Fartbirds **These teams are CONSOLATED, and thus may adjust, or even strike, the FEUD rule. https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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hot drat I'm doing better by not playing than I ever did trying to be fake sports coach.
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magic cactus posted:hot drat I'm doing better by not playing than I ever did trying to be fake sports coach. that’s the spirit! https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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magic cactus posted:hot drat I'm doing better by not playing than I ever did trying to be fake sports coach. gently caress yea! Hey Lock, it's got two consolation things here in the app, do both get to make crazy rules? I'm not worried bout this week since I guess stuff is already going on, but I'd like to know in case I can talk to whomever I'm matched with in the next one and see if it can have something interesting lined up before the games. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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nesamdoom posted:gently caress yea! Yah, absolutely, and really as long as it doesn’t give you a blatant advantage (all teams coached by someone named nes* get treble points) you don’t have to have their agreement. https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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Ok I continue to be confused so I’m just going to ask We appear to be having playoffs before the nfl has playoffs. Is the plan to be completely done before the real playoffs start? If that’s true I’ve been wasting a lot of time getting ready for playoffs
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