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Escape From Noise

Mauled by a bag of chips in the parking lot of Safeway.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 05:30

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# ? May 5, 2024 00:43

Escape From Noise

Vexatiously litigated by a Slim Jim

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Sep 4, 2021 05:34

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

Getting rear end kicked by Twinkie the kid in a Walmart parking lot.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 05:35

Escape From Noise

Struggling for breath as the fruit rollups swarm my body.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Sep 4, 2021 05:46

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

Swedish Fish can strip a man to bone in 60 seconds

Thanks to Dumb Sex-Parrot for the Christmas citrusy sig!

Escape From Noise posted:

Vexatiously litigated by a Slim Jim

snapped by a slim jim

# ? Sep 4, 2021 17:13

Heather Papps: hello friend

kit kat bone snap

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 4, 2021 17:15

Lock: hardcore sound gets you hypah

wombo Combos

https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm
so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!

huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

# ? Sep 4, 2021 17:35

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

cinnamon rugers

# ? Sep 4, 2021 18:17

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Zil posted:

Swedish Fish can strip a man to bone in 60 seconds

# ? Sep 4, 2021 18:19

Manifisto

oh god the warhead extreme sour candies have actually gone and done it. we're at defcon 1 people! this is not a drill!

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 4, 2021 18:34

xcheopis

Manifisto posted:

oh god the warhead extreme sour candies have actually gone and done it. we're at defcon 1 people! this is not a drill!

Atomic fireballs launched!

Fifteen years taking prescriptions
Now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten"

# ? Sep 4, 2021 18:43

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the latest craze among America's youth is licking sour bright crawlers to experience a euphoric high from their toxins

# ? Sep 4, 2021 19:09

Escape From Noise

Zil posted:

Swedish Fish can strip a man to bone in 60 seconds

# ? Sep 4, 2021 19:15

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

hunted mercilessly through the forest and riddled with arrows by the Jolly Rangers

-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

# ? Sep 4, 2021 19:49

The Voice of Labor

being slowly killed by obesity and diabetes

# ? Sep 5, 2021 02:34

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Revenge of the nerds

# ? Sep 5, 2021 02:42

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

Attack of the killer tomato bisque

# ? Sep 5, 2021 02:48

FutonForensic

lobotomized by smarties

# ? Sep 5, 2021 03:11

nut

deputy, you aren't gonna wanna go in there...we, uh...well, we found him on the end of a nerds rope

# ? Sep 5, 2021 03:26

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a square of seaweed slices through the air and embeds itself into one of the beams supporting the dojo roof

# ? Sep 5, 2021 03:38

kuskus

Walking down the aisle in a well-lit bodega, and with each step I hear Cow Tales slithering out of their packaging and tailing me on the floor, weaving into a braid and absolutely DARTING into my rear end like a harpoon leaving through my open mouth, straight into a twelve pack of Mike�s Hard Lemonade. Not again!

# ? Sep 5, 2021 03:40

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kuskus posted:

Walking down the aisle in a well-lit bodega, and with each step I hear Cow Tales slithering out of their packaging and tailing me on the floor, weaving into a braid and absolutely DARTING into my rear end like a harpoon leaving through my open mouth, straight into a twelve pack of Mike’s Hard Lemonade. Not again!

haha and what store was this and what are their hours, haha

# ? Sep 5, 2021 03:52

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Trident.

# ? Sep 5, 2021 04:14

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

The McGriddle slowly stalks it's prey across the savannah.

# ? Sep 5, 2021 04:16

Percy Teatwillow: let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

charleston chewed by the charleston crew

THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me

# ? Sep 5, 2021 04:41

Percy Teatwillow: let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

guy behind the counter said he was giving out free jawbreakers and he wasn�t kidding

THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me

# ? Sep 5, 2021 04:42