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abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:


this feels like a threat

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
i moist see that

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

the night of rollups

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
THE SURPRISE ROLLUP

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have
WWE's only competition is sleep and even as a spry 30 something this is putting me to bed

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Crowd booing sore loser Drew

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

abraham linksys posted:



this feels like a threat

lmao

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
"all of my agents of infamy all around the world"

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Nikki with the Daffney armband :smith:

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/RealKevinNash/status/1435045640472510464?t=YxCKxcsxWlSrH82rMMHU-g&s=19

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
at least that drew vs sheamus finish wasnt the worst of the year

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1369110286381289473

(this lead to a double count out)

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Super Brutality is an okay team name. Least its a name. T-bar/Mace and AJ/Omos never got a team name. Neither did miz and morrison in 2 years. Or nia/shayna or natalya/tamina

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Charlotte in a Pizza Hut commercial...oddly proper

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Blaise330 posted:

Neither did miz and morrison in 2 years.

How could you forget about America's Moist Wanted!

Nevermind that was just Morrison lmao

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
charlotte speedran that script

Or it had no periods or commas typed out

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
For some people the match they were looking forward to this past week was Darby vs Punk.

For me, it is Charlotte/Nia for when they inevitably start shooting on each other again.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Vince is going to get have Nicki A.S.H be turned into just Nicki because he's pissed at hearing "Nicki A.S.H" constantly...I know I am.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
"Pretty sure I saw the powerpuff girls do that technique against Mojo-jojo"

gently caress off graves.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

DarkstarIV posted:

For some people the match they were looking forward to this past week was Darby vs Punk.

For me, it is Charlotte/Nia for when they inevitably start shooting on each other again.

0 chance that happens unless its scripted cause they'll both know the internet wants to see that and they both have "gently caress the smarks" attitudes

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Blaise330 posted:

0 chance that happens unless its scripted cause they'll both know the internet wants to see that and they both have "gently caress the smarks" attitudes

Never underestimate the egos of both women in the ring. Neither of whom like to or know how to sell.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Honestly, I feel bad for Johnny Mundo.

:smith:

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Natty was trying to sharpshooter the wrong person and Rhea Ripley came up behind her for the rip-tide and Natty just corpsed all the way through the pin. That brightened my day.

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

lol fans booing overpowering the fake cheering

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I can't believe they didn't go the Viking Experience route with Kross and pretend his bandolier and mask never existed

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
:lol:

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

why does kross's theme sound like some stupid loving evanescense ripoff

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
the lowest energy entrance i have ever seen

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

why does kross's theme sound like some stupid loving evanescense ripoff


Scarlett used to lip sync it while the camera was zoomed on her. It was a thing

abraham linksys posted:

the lowest energy entrance i have ever seen

nah thats shield theme roman

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

this couldn't be a more vince written promo from nia if he were standing behind her whispering into her ear

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Nia is one of the worst promos in this business

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
"this fight got nasty like a turnstile concert" man gently caress you corey lol

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
So two hours down, we got what, 4 matches?
:wtc:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Miching Mallecho posted:

So two hours down, we got what, 4 matches?
:wtc:

7 I think? Unless you're counting the tag turmoil as a single match

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

Miching Mallecho posted:

So two hours down, we got what, 4 matches?
:wtc:

i dunno, they're getting time and tag team turmoil counts as like 3 matches, i think if theres one thing you cant hold against this episode its a lack of wrestling

of course the wrestling has been mostly mediocre to bad and/or had terrible finishes but that's raw baby

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Miching Mallecho posted:

So two hours down, we got what, 4 matches?
:wtc:

has it even been that much? it's just weak.

I want nia jax to succeed but be better than she currently is like, so incredibly bad, but she refuses to improve and she feels like she doesn't care at all. She feels super cocky about her current position, too.

Oh well, I guess. Forever Charlotte reign, endless Charlotte matches. Always this. Never anything else. You've got a huge roster, but we have to have the same matches over and over again because reasons. It's dumb.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

a worked shoot huh

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I don't even know how to describe this.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

reignofevil posted:

I don't even know how to describe this.

a gentle slap to the face like that was

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

has it even been that much? it's just weak.

I want nia jax to succeed but be better than she currently is like, so incredibly bad, but she refuses to improve and she feels like she doesn't care at all. She feels super cocky about her current position, too.

Oh well, I guess. Forever Charlotte reign, endless Charlotte matches. Always this. Never anything else. You've got a huge roster, but we have to have the same matches over and over again because reasons. It's dumb.

Don't feel bad for Nia. She is a massive anti-vaxxer and has really lovely worldviews as well.

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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

DarkstarIV posted:

Don't feel bad for Nia. She is a massive anti-vaxxer and has really lovely worldviews as well.

so she's gonna be the first wwe to die of covid then

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