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Evis
Feb 28, 2007
Flying Spaghetti Monster

i won’t be happy until there’s a 32” 8K display

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

mediaphage posted:

fortunately apple's product is called the apple watch

i'll probably get one eventually for exercise and payment

it’s god drat i watch :arrgh:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
👁👄👁

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

I am much more interested in an impending Garmin fenix 7 than a apple watch

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




cool

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
timb give us the m1x watch, make everybody happy

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

Jonny 290 posted:

timb give us the m1x watch, make everybody happy

the watch will have thunderbolt, the new 16" mpb wont

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

the watch will have a little needle to sample blood

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

the blood-sampling watch sells better than expected, and in a grim twist timb is found in his office having reverted all the way to a zygote

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

this makes me a bit uncomfortable

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
https://www.macrumors.com/2021/09/08/iphone-14-leak-jon-prosser/

quote:

No notch, with a hole-punch front camera instead, in line with information shared by analyst Ming-Chi Kuo
A thicker chassis allowing for no rear camera bump, with the lenses sitting flush with the rear casing

:boom:

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003




lol had me going for a second there. no way would modern apple make a flat back again

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
are they caving to the pathetic demands of the users and leaving lightning?

lightning is thr ebest port

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
internet phone the fourteenth


could also be bowing to the right to repair momentum and not sacrificing screws and undoable connections in the name of thinness. removing the camera bump would be a bonus

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

echinopsis posted:

are they caving to the pathetic demands of the users and leaving lightning?

lightning is thr ebest port

i think ultimately they'll switch to usbc out of regulatory pressure

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

haveblue posted:

could also be bowing to the right to repair momentum

lol

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

me seeing this thread title

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FYTc55nGEI

why do we have to do this every time apple shits out a thing

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

mediaphage posted:

i think ultimately they'll switch to usbc out of regulatory pressure

their latest slogan should be "our most cowardice move yet"

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Sagebrush posted:

me seeing this thread title

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FYTc55nGEI

why do we have to do this every time apple shits out a thing

you know you don't have to click the thread. or post in it. you can, you know, not post.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lmao are you trying ./ you’re serious ?? no.. you can’t be.. what??

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Waiting to see what zany situation they have in store for Hair Force One, he'll probably be on an attack sub to show off the new periscope lens on the tim phone


Edit: Tim will break into his own research labs again to steal their coffee machine

Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Sep 8, 2021

frogbs
May 5, 2004
Well well well
tim gonna do an upper decker in the new mac pro max no doub tabouty t

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Sagebrush posted:

me seeing this thread title

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FYTc55nGEI

why do we have to do this every time apple shits out a thing

this is the forum where we make fun of computers

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Mr. Nice! posted:

you can, you know, not post.

I don't think that's true actually.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Ansible Adams posted:

I don't think that's true actually.

yes there are several 219ers that suffer from chronic, uncontrollable postarrhea

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

mediaphage posted:

yes there are several 219ers that suffer from chronic, uncontrollable postarrhea

thats me

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

according to the stats it's infernal machines

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
those stats are bullshit


I’m widely disliked yet I lead one of the charts

Sagebrush posted:

according to the stats it's infernal machines

we’re up there too

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i was #1 for a very long time but i guess i'm chilling out as i grow older and wiser.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
your
posts are generally good and interesting and challenging though

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
have I learned a lot from
sagebrush


much much more than I care to admit, and not just about engineering but also life, love, and laughter

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

echinopsis posted:

have I learned a lot from
sagebrush


much much more than I care to admit, and not just about engineering but also life, love, and laughter

did he take you down yonder to the chattahoochie

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



you know the temperature there is, uh, quite warm

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Maximo Roboto posted:

Still waiting for my iPhone 9 and iPhone 7S

Still waiting for the SE/30

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?
i like my apple watch it nags me to move my body

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


it will also alert you when your heart is about to give out from the strain of blocked arteries and morbid obesity

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Sagebrush posted:

me seeing this thread title

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FYTc55nGEI

why do we have to do this every time apple shits out a thing

still mad that people exclude you from group chats for turning them green, eh?

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

The_Franz posted:

still mad that people exclude you from group chats for turning them green, eh?

lol

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

The_Franz posted:

still mad that people exclude you from group chats for turning them green, eh?

look here, if apple wanted to include group chat functionality they sh(1/3)

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Binary Badger posted:

it will also alert you when your heart is about to give out from the strain of blocked arteries and morbid obesity

*mute alert*

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