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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Hell Yeah posted:

destroy thge mods hands with hammers so they can not post.

MY POSTING HANDS ARE MADE OF HAMMERS

CHECKMATE, MATEY

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Literally A Person posted:

MY POSTING HANDS ARE MADE OF HAMMERS

CHECKMATE, MATEY

That explains all the typos, would probably have better luck just rolling your face on the keyboard. :v:

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
SOrry I just got back from walking the dogs. If you have any questions I can take them and will respond accordingly and create an environment of collaboration

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Do you think there's life in the upper atmosphere of Jupiter?

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

Colonel Cancer posted:

Do you think there's life in the upper atmosphere of Jupiter?

The planet does not have a solid surface for life to develop anywhere except as a floating microscopic organism. Free floating organisms could only exist at the very tops of the clouds due to atmospheric pressure that is progressively more intense than anything seen on Earth.

You can also see a microscopic organism on Earth that is similar in free floating form, your dick

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Is there any truth to the claims that you plan to ban both milking AND tuggin from GBS

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

Smugworth posted:

Is there any truth to the claims that you plan to ban both milking AND tuggin from GBS

I'm both extremely pro milking and tuggin, in fact I have both milked and tugged a lot, but more tugged, in GBS these last months. This is evidfenced in my posting history

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Were you the second gunman on the grassy knoll?

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

Zil posted:

Were you the second gunman on the grassy knoll?

There's only two grassy knolls I'm interested in

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I hope to have a ball callus some day

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Gonna take a pumice stone to my nards, try and smooth 'em out

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Who What Now posted:

Gonna take a pumice stone to my nards, try and smooth 'em out

I can't recommend that, but you do you

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Listen when your nuts are as leathery and weathered as mine will be then you can tell me about proper ball care

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

gas

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Did you donate to Doobie?

The public demands to know!!

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

please stop posting your current gastrointestinal status :agesilaus:

Overview

Gas in your digestive system is part of the normal process of digestion. Getting rid of excess gas, either by burping or passing gas (flatus), also is normal. Gas pain may occur if gas is trapped or not moving well through your digestive system from shitposting in GBS.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

Smugworth posted:

Did you donate to Doobie?

The public demands to know!!

No but been banned twice, proudly, by a wife beater :)

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Why do you have pet dogs instead of a pig with giant balls?

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

Yaldabaoth posted:

Why do you have pet dogs instead of a pig with giant balls?

:kstare:

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



As a mod with more seniority I demand more pigs

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

Aegis Bear posted:

As a mod with more seniority I demand more pigs

you're the fly on the ball, i'm the rear end in a top hat

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Lascivious Sloth posted:

you're the fly on the ball, i'm the rear end in a top hat



:golfclap:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

What's your stance on anime?

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

Smugworth posted:

What's your stance on anime?

My current anime stance

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Would you rather be a hero or a villain for a day?

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004
you should post a pic of the tiniest most shriveled raisin balls on the biggest fattest ugliest pig imaginable... in other words.... you should post a pic of your own balls!!!!! lol fuckin owned death to mods

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I'm the too small male pig

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Lascivious Sloth posted:

you're the fly on the ball, i'm the rear end in a top hat



drat so pink

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Why would you cut off the huge balls

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Waterbed Wendy posted:

Why would you cut off the huge balls

I can feel them cutting off pig balls tonight, oh lord

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Aegis Bear posted:

As a mod with more seniority I demand more pigs

As senior editor here I demand more pictures of Spider Man actually

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’m not seeing a star there pal

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
No mods. No masters

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy

Hell Yeah posted:

gently caress the mods. big time

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

No mods. No masters

Mods. Masters.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I’m not seeing a star there pal

The star is in the DB

do you want to know what DB is?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

OP tell the new mod to suck a huge calcified poo poo log mined up from my rear end in a top hat

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

ever click on a thread and all the words make sesne but you still have no idea wtf is going on

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

OP tell the new mod to suck a huge calcified poo poo log mined up from my rear end in a top hat

you used to have a much cuter avatar and now you are offensively ugly and without honor

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