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That reminds me, do NFL coach contracts have the ludicrous buyouts college contracts have?
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Urban is out before week 8 with "headaches" and in USC by January.
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Sep 14, 2021 00:08
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Play posted:You can't just turn tail and run from the NFL after a single game. That is insane. No one with any dignity and self respect, not to mention loyalty, would do that 
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Sep 14, 2021 00:21
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I’ve never wanted a coach to flame out like I want Urbz to flame out, I loving hate that guy and hope he goes to USC and fucks up there too
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Sep 14, 2021 00:41
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I feel like if anything that proves my point
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fsif posted:This HAS to be bullshit pot stirring. Straight into my veins.
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:That reminds me, do NFL coach contracts have the ludicrous buyouts college contracts have? NFL coach contracts are usually fully guaranteed.
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Sep 14, 2021 08:42
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SunshineDanceParty posted:NFL coach contracts are usually fully guaranteed. This, also buyouts are only really a thing in college because the coach's salary is a big chunk of school/state budgets (in many states they are literally the highest-paid public employee), so a lot of times it's a weird political game trying to figure out when to get rid of a guy and how to spread out the rest of his contract. Most NFL teams just don't give a poo poo about that stuff unless they're owned by Mike Brown. I think at one point the 49ers were paying Jim Harbaugh, Jim Tomsula, Chip Kelly, and Kyle Shanahan all at the same time.
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Sep 14, 2021 09:29
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Ches Neckbeard posted:Urban is out before week 8 with "headaches" and in USC by January. Selfban Meyer
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SunshineDanceParty posted:NFL coach contracts are usually fully guaranteed. Presumably that's fully guaranteed if you get fired, not if you decide to gently caress off back to college football right?
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Sep 14, 2021 20:14
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Now this would gently caress up the speculative carousel this year. Wouldn't blame him if he took it after years of just nothing coming from NFL interviews. https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1437877442333614086
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Sep 14, 2021 22:10
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Did Bienemy rape someone? Why is he persona non grata?
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Sep 14, 2021 23:29
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half cocaine posted:Did Bienemy rape someone? Why is he persona non grata? helped cover it up among student athletes iirc. or at least was present and maybe involved? https://www.cincyjungle.com/2019/1/6/18169793/bengals-coach-search-chiefs-eric-bieniemy-vance-joseph-broncos plus some other questionable stuff, just skimming that article. most of it not a huge deal but some that might be. there's probably a better source somewhere which explains in more details Bienemy's role in that, I don't really know if he actually did something or not Play fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Sep 14, 2021 |
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Sep 14, 2021 23:34
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half cocaine posted:Did Bienemy rape someone? Why is he persona non grata? He did not as far as we know. I'd have to look it up again but I think he 'only' facilitated sexual assault by recruits at Colorado. Also drove drunk a couple of times. Maybe beat up someone? All of what he did happened a long time ago and he seems to have kept clean since then, but...yeah, there's some fire behind that smoke.
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Sep 14, 2021 23:36
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half cocaine posted:Did Bienemy rape someone? Why is he persona non grata? Was a coach at CU during their bayloresque sex-for-recruits and rape scandal. Also has a DUI and arrest an for assaulting a woman on his record, among other things. Most of that stuff was a long time ago though so he’s either a terrible interview, there’s rumors floating around about other things, or it’s racism.
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Grittybeard posted:I hadn't actually looked, or I heard and kinda forgot other than Bevell and Schotty. But the Jags whole coaching staff is very funny/tragic even without the whole S&C coach thing. HOW DOES BRIAN SCHOTTENHEIMER KEEP WORKING ANYWHERE?!?!? This is like giving Dave Shula a job in the last 22 years.
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YOLOsubmarine posted:Was a coach at CU during their bayloresque sex-for-recruits and rape scandal. Also has a DUI and arrest an for assaulting a woman on his record, among other things. Most of that stuff was a long time ago though so he’s either a terrible interview, there’s rumors floating around about other things, or it’s racism. I mean Patrica got a job and participated in a gang rape and let's look at just everything Urban Meyer.. Not a defense of anything Eric did but teams will 100% overlook a ton of heinous poo poo especially colleges.
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Sep 14, 2021 23:50
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They’re so bad at this. https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1437912885397803008
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hahaha Holy poo poo guys I was just joking My God rape is just throwing spaghetti at the NFL and a whole bunch of it sticks.
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syzpid posted:HOW DOES BRIAN SCHOTTENHEIMER KEEP WORKING ANYWHERE?!?!? This is like giving Dave Shula a job in the last 22 years. Look at the NHL and the whole loving Sutter family.
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Diva Cupcake posted:They’re so bad at this. Jim Mora Jr. once said the Huskies was his dream job and he'd leave the falcons for it in a heartbeat. He was coaching the Falcons at the time.
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YOLOsubmarine posted:bayloresque always a good adjective to have pop up
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half cocaine posted:hahaha Holy poo poo guys I was just joking joke about it all you want, but the NFL is super serious about rape. doing it, that is
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https://twitter.com/Jaguars/status/1438198709288947717 When you're absolutely certain your head coach isn't leaving midway through the season.
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seiferguy posted:When you're absolutely certain your head coach isn't leaving midway through the season. Until he does it I think this is all just funny bullshit, but my god would it be amazing if he did it. Imagine Trevor goes down with an injury and Urban just fakes a heart attack and walks away to USC.
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Sep 16, 2021 01:19
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Is Urban Meyer really any more of an rear end in a top hat than most HCs?
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Is Urban Meyer really any more of an rear end in a top hat than most HCs? Absolutely yes.
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Is Urban Meyer really any more of an rear end in a top hat than most HCs? yes, urbz is notable for being a bigger scumbag than most college football coaches which seems like an impossible bar to clear.
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Is Urban Meyer really any more of an rear end in a top hat than most HCs? He's an actively evil human being https://defector.com/courtneys-story/
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Also due to how incestuous the nfl is, walking out mid season is probably one of the few things you could do to get blackballed. Urban has the opportunity to go to a top tier college program that’s probably a better job than Jacksonville. The al holcombs of the world don’t have that opportunity. Only question at this point is if he brings his entire staff of poo poo heads with him and the jags are even able to run praxtice.
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It's extremely funny to think about bobby petrino leaving his NFL head coaching job midway through his first season to take a job at Arkansas of all places
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Chucktesla posted:It's extremely funny to think about bobby petrino leaving his NFL head coaching job midway through his first season to take a job at Arkansas of all places It was probably...good (?) for his career. I mean he was always going to mess up, because he is who he is. But even royally screwing everything up at Arkansas when he had a decent thing going is lower profile than doing it with the Falcons. I guess it would have been very Falcons to have the motorcycle accident and scandal there though. Also to the earlier question I'd say Urban is a Petrino level rear end in a top hat, just more successful in college.
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I think a whole lot of football coaches would be that level of rear end in a top hat with the opportunity. Also yeah, Petrino joined the Falcons then lost Vick immediately and were headed into the pits of hell. He just crashed the ride as was his wont.
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I was in the same room as bobby petrino two weeks ago. I didn’t heckle him because I was too drunk to come up with anything good. Sorry
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Ryan Mallett said Arkansas had better facilities than the bengals lmao
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Bismack Billabongo posted:I was in the same room as bobby petrino two weeks ago. I didn’t heckle him because I was too drunk to come up with anything good. Sorry you're forgiven for now, but next time we will expect results. i hope you've learned your lesson
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Joseph Judge
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Benne posted:He's an actively evil human being https://defector.com/courtneys-story/ man. had a chance to read through this and it is ugly. Urban Meyer is a loving piece of poo poo, hiding behind sanctimonious jesus bullshit while protecting abusers and putting football before people's lives. I was vaguely aware of this stuff when it went down but I've never been a huge college football fan and never followed up on the story, also didn't know how involved Urban was with the whole thing. The fact that the abuser is on twitter with his loving blue checkmark calling everyone bitches nonstop is so infuriating. As is the fact that Urban has a job in the NFL. Starting to understand why he is so hated around here and I can't wait until he's laughed out of the NFL for being a loving joke. All he ever knew how to do was shmooze and recruit, seeing him fail in an actual meritocracy will be delicious. I do feel bad for Trevor Lawrence but he'll make his own way, I just want to see Urban 'what kind of stupid name is that anyways' Meyer humiliated Probably Magic posted:Joseph Judge yep. that just about sums it up
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Bismack Billabongo posted:I was in the same room as bobby petrino two weeks ago. I didn’t heckle him because I was too drunk to come up with anything good. Sorry A friend of mine did stand up at some Petrino fundraiser a few weeks back. He was given a list of things not to talk about lol.
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