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Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

carry on then posted:

the next move is to write it so the cardinals figure out how to keep the wheels on for 20 consecutive games and lead to the third home super bowl in a row

this is what we in the biz call "jumping the shark"

Dude, the NFL is fiction, not science fiction.

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Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

Surprise move of the Chargers to Phoenix.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Taerkar posted:

Surprise move of the Chargers to Phoenix.

Surprise move of the Cardinals to Phoenix.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

the cardinals play in glendale what does surprise have to do with any of this

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
It's just power creep. Of course the new stadiums are pushed and the teams inside them creep too.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Script sucks again

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Took a few weeks for someone to say Stafford retiring Brady was too unrealistic, needed one more tweak

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
https://youtu.be/VTmHLg8Edf8

What was that Chris???

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
https://twitter.com/Saints/status/1654271509240619008

:tinfoil:

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Hahahahahahahaha

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
I thought things were going to be legit this year because of the strike

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Hope the saints got a scab writer. We did pretty well with a scab coach.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1694726263234248819?s=20
Proof

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


A New York team's QB collapses on 9/11. remember when the league's scripts tried to do new things?

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Chris James 2 posted:

A New York team's QB collapses on 9/11. remember when the league's scripts tried to do new things?

Rodgers definitely has Questions About the Official 9/11 Narrative too

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

The NFL is scripted 2021 edition

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Criminal Minded posted:

Rodgers definitely has Questions About the Official 9/11 Narrative too

That's why he was shot on the grassy field.
Except there was no grass. It was all fake.
They even reused the same actors. This "Floyd" guy has been paying "against" Rodgers for years whenever they did Chicago/Green Bay in order to hype up the packer win numbers

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Chris James 2 posted:

A New York team's QB collapses on 9/11. remember when the league's scripts tried to do new things?

It's a classic: they want us to Believe that back up jet fuel can melt buffalo wings

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

the NFL is scripted 2021 edition

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

The NFL is scripted 2021 edition

:flag: Player on the left side of the formation had his arms elevated at his ears, T, instead of at regulation shoulder height, t. 5 yard penalty, replay the down.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

The NFL is scripted 2021 edition

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

The scripted is 2021 edition NFL

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

:flag:


:flag:

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

No spoilers

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Da Bears!

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
https://twitter.com/nosilla38/status/1703797100432310720

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream
The NFL is scripted

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


Resurrecting this thread to say the NFL is goddamn scripted

Felonious_Monk
Oct 26, 2008
Taylor Swift is calling the shots

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

You Maniacs! You scripted it! Ah, drat you! God drat you all to hell!

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

Felonious_Monk posted:

Taylor Swift is calling the shots

Thread for saying the NFL is swifted 2021 edition

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

The NFL is scripted

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Script was pretty good this year imo.

- No Tom Brady
- Cowboys got hosed
- Tommy DeVito
- :boom:

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Brady's greatest trick was being so good for so long that the QB who dethrones him will inevitably be more insufferable.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

the AFC is blessed to have "all of the good QBs" and cursed that only one of those QBs actually gets to win every time

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Brady's greatest trick was being so good for so long that the QB who dethrones him will inevitably be more insufferable.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Chris James 2 posted:

The National Football League is scripted, and the script still sucks

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Chris James 2 posted:

The National Football League is scripted, and the script still sucks

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Genius last-minute zag for the Chiefs title to turn out to be a platform for gun control instead of vaccination.

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
the NFL is scripted 2021 edition

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