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just followed up a morning coffee with a morning poop, felt great. making this thread in memoriam of piggy smalls, who died with his bosses shoe on his tongue and his co-workers poo poo stink in his nose post itt every time you get paid to poop
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Pooping at work makes life a little easier to bare. It's a joy we all should experience. It's the human condition!
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Sep 10, 2021 14:08
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Also I've pooped at work today. If I was one of those boot licker none work poopers I couldn't even poop at home because the water is off because of road work today. Check mate.
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Sep 10, 2021 14:10
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime That's why I always poop on company time
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Sep 10, 2021 14:15
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Mod request in advance to threadban known poo poo-sucking, boss's car washing, bootlicking toadies
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Sep 10, 2021 14:19
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I have the day off today so I cannot join you, comrades. But I shall, in due time, poop at work. It is both praxis and an act of solidarity, especially if you're getting enough fiber. edit: solidoodie? soliduty?
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:Mod request in advance to threadban known poo poo-sucking, boss's car washing, bootlicking toadies 
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Sep 10, 2021 14:23
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I work from home so uh yeah dude OBVIOUSLY
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Sep 10, 2021 14:32
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:just followed up a morning coffee with a morning poop, felt great. making this thread in memoriam of piggy smalls, who died with his bosses shoe on his tongue and his co-workers poo poo stink in his nose Already working on number 2 number 2 on the clock
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Sep 10, 2021 14:48
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pooping at work sucks, there are no bidets imagine wiping your rear end with wood pulp like a loving savage
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Sep 10, 2021 14:52
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I used to poop at work quite alot at my old part time retail job when I was studying, unfortunately though, management was really cheaping out on the toilet paper (it wasn't even toilet paper, more like industrial paper towels, this was a hardware/auto parts store) and after a while I had to stop pooping there because it had literally cut up my butthole.
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Sep 10, 2021 14:53
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bradzilla posted:pooping at work sucks, there are no bidets General strike until workplace bidets are installed! United we poop! United we spray our rear end! Divided we hold it in Divided we wipe!
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Sep 10, 2021 14:55
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Randarkman posted:I used to poop at work quite alot at my old part time retail job when I was studying, unfortunately though, management was really cheaping out on the toilet paper (it wasn't even toilet paper, more like industrial paper towels, this was a hardware/auto parts store) and after a while I had to stop pooping there because it had literally cut up my butthole. this is criminal, pretty sure it's against something in the human rights charter somewhere
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Sep 10, 2021 14:56
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bradzilla posted:pooping at work sucks, there are no bidets Boss makes a dollar I make a dime I'll wipe till I bleed On company time
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Sep 10, 2021 14:56
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ever hear the stall next to yours flush, it's door open and then the bathroom door open without the sounds of a hand washing inbetween? who are these people and why are they allowed to be employed?
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Sep 10, 2021 14:57
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making GBS threads at work is the greatest.
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Sep 10, 2021 14:58
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tetsuo posted:ever hear the stall next to yours flush, it's door open and then the bathroom door open without the sounds of a hand washing inbetween? who are these people and why are they allowed to be employed? Yes  The worst part was being the desktop support guy so i knew i was going to be touching their poopy mouse and keyboard at some point in the future
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Sep 10, 2021 15:01
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Nooner posted:making GBS threads at work is the greatest.
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Sep 10, 2021 15:27
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:this is criminal, pretty sure it's against something in the human rights charter somewhere Yeah, honestly, it's probably something I should have tried to get the union involved in.
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Sep 10, 2021 15:38
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I'm pooping at work right now. Like, literally right now. Posting on my phone from the toilet, yo I don't get breaks though so I guess it's fair
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Sep 10, 2021 15:39
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I don't understand the appeal of work poopin'. You're huffing other peoles' poo poo molecules, you gotta listen to your coworkers' gross grunting and poop noises, and you've got those weirdos who don't wash their hands. Home poopin is where it's at.
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Sep 10, 2021 16:55
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Cyril Sneer posted:I don't understand the appeal of work poopin'. You're huffing other peoles' poo poo molecules, you gotta listen to your coworkers' gross grunting and poop noises, and you've got those weirdos who don't wash their hands. Home poopin is where it's at. single occupancy bathroom gang supremacy
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Sep 10, 2021 16:56
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Cyril Sneer posted:I don't understand the appeal of work poopin'. You're huffing other peoles' poo poo molecules, you gotta listen to your coworkers' gross grunting and poop noises, and you've got those weirdos who don't wash their hands. Home poopin is where it's at. We got a manager here, boys
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Sep 10, 2021 17:12
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Harvey Mantaco posted:I work from home so uh yeah dude OBVIOUSLY The important thing is that you're on the clock
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Sep 10, 2021 17:19
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:single occupancy bathroom gang supremacy There's a huge spectrum of pooping at work. I worked in a small museum once and unless you wanted to go up to the admin area and take the single bathroom there you just had to use the public restrooms. And there was only one stall in the men's room. But gently caress the customers, I used to post up in that bathroom for like 20 minutes just vaping and reading my phone. Single occupancy sucks if there aren't enough of them though because you get people waiting or noticing that you're in there. Really low traffic is the ideal bathroom quality. A low-traffic, single occupancy public restroom is the ultimate lounge. I used to know this one in the basement of a building at my college and I never saw a single other person attempt to use it in ~4 years.
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Sep 10, 2021 17:35
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Cyril Sneer posted:I don't understand the appeal of work poopin'. You're huffing other peoles' poo poo molecules, you gotta listen to your coworkers' gross grunting and poop noises, and you've got those weirdos who don't wash their hands. Home poopin is where it's at. I use the manager's toilet. It's even got 3ply toilet roll and a Dyson airblade dryer
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Sep 10, 2021 17:41
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Big rear end office. Most of this company is work from home unless your job can't be (mine). I'm one of 3 men on the 4th floor, except for a the occasional contactor. Each floor has 6 bathrooms. (2mens 2 women's 2 single occupancy unisex) privacy is pretty good over here.
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Sep 10, 2021 17:46
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just lol if u work
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Sep 10, 2021 17:47
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GetDunked posted:Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime Poop in a shot glass with sea salt and lime
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Sep 10, 2021 17:51
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dee eight posted:just lol if u work Please get high all day for us, old man
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Sep 10, 2021 17:56
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dee eight posted:just lol if u work it's okay to be jealous of our young colons
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Sep 10, 2021 18:02
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Meticulously tracking the maintenance contractors' inspection times on the printed sheet stuck by the door to determine the optimum times of day to find a freshly cleaned throne.
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Sep 10, 2021 18:03
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I work from home now and it’s not nearly as satisfying as making GBS threads in the office.
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Sep 10, 2021 18:07
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I'm working at poop. Get on my level.
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Sep 10, 2021 18:07
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MikeTheCoolOne posted:Meticulously tracking the maintenance contractors' inspection times on the printed sheet stuck by the door to determine the optimum times of day to find a freshly cleaned throne. poo poo. This is a good idea I'm going to go check that right now because lol if I'm going to do any real work today.
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Sep 10, 2021 18:09
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Ror posted:Single occupancy sucks if there aren't enough of them though because you get people waiting or noticing that you're in there. Really low traffic is the ideal bathroom quality. A low-traffic, single occupancy public restroom is the ultimate lounge. I used to know this one in the basement of a building at my college and I never saw a single other person attempt to use it in ~4 years. Could've just moved in
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Sep 10, 2021 18:16
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The closer bathroom is cleaned 6 times a day that is clearly a no poop zone. Further bathroom is cleaned twice at 9 and 6:30.
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Sep 10, 2021 18:24
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Poop in a shot glass with sea salt and lime hahahaha, this is great. I'm saving this for future use.
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Sep 10, 2021 18:26
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Saalkin posted:The closer bathroom is cleaned 6 times a day that is clearly a no poop zone. Further bathroom is cleaned twice at 9 and 6:30. thank u for the poop schedule update, i am datamining all of this threads poop info for if i ever make local visits
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4 days a week I WFH so I spend a LOT of time pooping on my own throne. On my office day ( Wednesdays) I go from floor 2 where I work, down to floor 1 which is still officially closed cos of Covid and download in there rather than near where I work. Nice and peaceful.
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