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http://poopstat.us/ I've no clue how this site is still up, but it is wonderful even though it's not really used.
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took one today on the floor below my office. mostly vacant. sat there till the lights turned off. good times.
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Sep 15, 2021 04:59
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feeling one brewing up during my lunch time but i'll be goddamned if i'm going to waste precious eating time on pooping. probably gonna run the lunch break -> pooping break maneuver today
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Sep 15, 2021 17:18
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I've been eating my home made chili every day for lunch. My work movements are as regular as clockwork, usually 9am at work here. Just keeping you guys apprised of the situation, or sitch as the young ones say.
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Sep 15, 2021 17:40
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SITTED N SHITTED
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Sep 17, 2021 19:35
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paid to poop today things could be worse
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Sep 17, 2021 19:41
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Just pooped at work. Felt good, man.
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Sep 20, 2021 19:58
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 You'll pay me to poo poo and you'll like it bitch
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Sep 20, 2021 20:11
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You poop sixteen tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt Saint Vincent don't you call me 'cause I can't go I glued my rear end to the company throne
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Sep 20, 2021 20:11
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Pooping at home currently, will any of you good souls hire my work from home services rn for 10 minutes, so I can get the good pooping at work experience? I work cheap. Edit: I could copy edit your original joke of choice while pooping.
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Sep 20, 2021 20:15
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I can't support the gig eCANomy
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Sep 20, 2021 21:28
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I've been poopin
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Sep 20, 2021 21:31
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Twice during this past weekend I clocked in from lunch then took a hot dooker. I'm doing my part.
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Sep 20, 2021 21:33
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Fartington Butts posted:Twice during this past weekend I clocked in from lunch then took a hot dooker. thank u fartington butts
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Sep 20, 2021 22:18
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Literally pooping at work right now. Thought you guys should know
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Sep 20, 2021 22:22
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ive been spackling the bowl pretty good today musta been something i ate
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Sep 20, 2021 23:12
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I work from home and my company is a start up so we all work remote. We do have a physical office that was set up a month before Covid so its still there, but only has 2 or 3 people a day in there. I just got a door code so I'm trying to think of an excuse to tell people when I show up. Saying, "I miss making GBS threads at work" just seems crass.
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Sep 21, 2021 01:42
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Bonzo posted:I work from home and my company is a start up so we all work remote. We do have a physical office that was set up a month before Covid so its still there, but only has 2 or 3 people a day in there. I just got a door code so I'm trying to think of an excuse to tell people when I show up. Saying, "I miss making GBS threads at work" just seems crass. it's a pretty gnarly way to come back to a bunch of coworkers you haven't seen in months like I don't know what they're gonna think about you, but it's fuckin gnar
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Sep 21, 2021 01:44
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Bonzo posted:I work from home and my company is a start up so we all work remote. We do have a physical office that was set up a month before Covid so its still there, but only has 2 or 3 people a day in there. I just got a door code so I'm trying to think of an excuse to tell people when I show up. Saying, "I miss making GBS threads at work" just seems crass. Your work colleagues will soon pick up what's going on anyway, so it's pointless trying to conceal it. So do something like the following (I've kept the language work safe). Bluster in, with car stereo blaring "Holiday Road" at top volume if you park on the street outside work. Be dressed loudly, e.g. a Hawaiian shirt if you can get away with it. Swan into your workplace, carrying a 12-pack of triple-ply luxury toilet paper and a sheaf of magazines under your arms, loudly announcing: "OH YEAH!!! I'M READY BABY! READY FOR A WORK DUMP, YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!! GONNA LAY ME SOME ATLANTIC CABLE, WOOHOOO!!! ON THE CLOCK, MAMA, ON THE CLOCK, THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' LIKE A WORK POOP!!! OUTTA MY WAY NOW, I'VE GOT MAH BUSINESS TO DO!!!"
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Sep 21, 2021 07:04
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Love getting to work, clocking in, then immediately going for my morning poo poo
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Sep 21, 2021 08:59
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You wanted to see me sir? Yes, Jenkins. You’ve been with us for a bit now, isn’t that right? Going on six months now, sir. Six months. Yes, very good. However I’ve gotten some disturbing reports here that you don’t poo poo in the office bathroom. No, sir. I’ve never taken a poo poo here. Now why is that? Well I have so much work to do sir and for that matter I’m quite regular. I only have one poo poo a day and I knock that out first thing in the morning. Well now Jenkins I don’t think you’re a good fit for this company and I don’t think a man who won’t poo poo at work is a man who can be trusted. Pack up your desk by Friday
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Sep 21, 2021 10:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUzGrzsYqH4
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Sep 21, 2021 11:55
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I love people that cough and clear their throat in an attempt to drown out the noise while taking a poo poo. Or when they realize how gassy this particular session is so they attempt to hold back and instead you get a nice long fart that keeps pausing as though you're trying to use a broken zipper.
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Sep 21, 2021 12:47
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Flushing constantly so no one hears me go 
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Sep 21, 2021 12:54
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me upon hearing that some people are feeling shame and embarrassment about a natural human bodily function: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IIJM_fzAgM&t=55s
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Sep 21, 2021 13:06
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just had another gnarly poo poo better light a match or two
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Sep 21, 2021 23:00
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Today I pooped at the courthouse But I was getting paid by my work DOUBLE WHAMMY
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Sep 21, 2021 23:35
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The Bloop posted:Today I pooped at the courthouse Dropping off some evidence
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Sep 21, 2021 23:45
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your honor some new evidence has been brewing and is about to blow this case wide open
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Sep 22, 2021 00:14
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Filing a motion.
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Sep 22, 2021 00:14
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gleebster posted:Filing a motion. You should see my briefs
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Sep 22, 2021 00:15
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Reporting for jury doodie
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Sep 22, 2021 00:46
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Court will take a short recess to blast rear end.
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Sep 22, 2021 00:50
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I'm doing my business. At my place of business 
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Sep 22, 2021 16:19
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gettin' 'er done
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Sep 22, 2021 16:20
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i pooped at work today but it was while i was in kitty jail so i wasn't able to post itt in real time  added to my logbook regardless
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Oct 1, 2021 15:45
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I haven't pooped at work for 2 weeks as I've been on vacation. When I return I shall poo poo my shittiest poo poo.
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Oct 1, 2021 16:37
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thats a whole lotta poo poo to make up, friend
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Oct 1, 2021 16:41
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Been pooping a lot this morning My loose bowels know no limits
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I work from home, does that count?
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