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Spent the last month pooping on 2 companies time. Feels good man
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:
No no poo poo IN the toilet you animal hot cocoa on the couch posted:i pooped at work today but it was while i was in kitty jail so i wasn't able to post itt in real time Heh log book
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Oct 1, 2021 17:11
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The Bloop posted:Heh log book i'm just doing my duty
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Oct 1, 2021 17:14
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I don't remember eating corn.
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Oct 1, 2021 17:33
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zaepg posted:I usually just plug my ears with my fingers to ignore the awkwardness. It's not pretty but it gets the job done. Oh poo poo! I do this too, sometimes. Really can help the shy poopers
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Oct 1, 2021 18:53
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just took a dookie
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Oct 1, 2021 19:19
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I'm back at work  But I have a poop brewing!
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Oct 4, 2021 12:31
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i had to go to the office today currently droppin a deuce it's reasonably solid
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Oct 4, 2021 15:38
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I'm conflicted because I get regular breaks due to the nature of my work. If I'm making GBS threads, I'm doing it on my break. I also have a bidet at home, which is miles above the single ply tissue paper provided at work. Either way it's my weekend and I'm making GBS threads at home RN.
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Oct 4, 2021 16:27
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You're making GBS threads at your home registered nurse? drat and I thought my shits where wack
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Oct 4, 2021 19:45
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I took a poo poo 3/4 up a mountain yesterday the outhouse by the alpine cabin had a window with a killer view.
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Oct 4, 2021 20:23
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i want a job that buys my turds, pay me by the pound
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Oct 4, 2021 22:26
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The Bloop posted:Heh log book I used to have a log blog and it's exactly what you think it is.
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Oct 4, 2021 22:48
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Horace Kinch posted:i want a job that buys my turds, pay me by the pound
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Oct 4, 2021 22:50
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more like numberTWOposter
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Oct 4, 2021 22:50
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Jose Oquendo posted:I used to have a log blog and it's exactly what you think it is. Bob Loglaw's Log Blog.
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Oct 5, 2021 00:29
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And we be taking care of business (every day) Taking care of business (every way) We be been taking care of business (it's all mine) Taking care of business and working overtime
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Oct 5, 2021 14:21
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I’m making GBS threads at work RIGHT NOW.
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Oct 6, 2021 04:26
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Mill Village posted:I’m making GBS threads at work RIGHT NOW. Pics or it didn’t happen!
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Oct 6, 2021 04:28
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I just pooped at work and spent enough time post-wipe post-flush just sitting on the shitter and reading these here forums that my legs are starting to get numb. Is good. Single occupancy too, so I don't have to worry about any outside threats.
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Oct 6, 2021 17:34
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i work in a small engineering shop and in the main office we have 2 single occupancy bathrooms, one for men and one for women, but it just occurred to me that it is absolutely pointless to divide them by sex because they are otherwise identical??? like you're not gonna accidentally walk in on a lady in your bathroom because she locks the door and only 1 person is allowed inside at a time (this is aside from trans/nb etc. conversations about bathrooms)
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:i work in a small engineering shop and in the main office we have 2 single occupancy bathrooms, one for men and one for women, but it just occurred to me that it is absolutely pointless to divide them by sex because they are otherwise identical??? like you're not gonna accidentally walk in on a lady in your bathroom because she locks the door and only 1 person is allowed inside at a time I guess it depends on culture/country etc. but one reason they're divided in some countries I've been to is that the women's WC has sanitary pads and a specific bin for disposing of them, so it's more comfortable for the women to keep that seperate from the men's WC. This is more relevent to public WCs, but I've heard that mens are usually cleaner than womens as well, again depending on country and culture. Personally who gives a gently caress, I think all work toilets should be individual rooms men/women/whoever can go into but you have privacy and noise cancelling and you can poo poo in peace. I haven't worked anywhere with bathrooms with stalls and urinals in years, I'm not at a loving restaurant or bar lmao
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Oct 6, 2021 18:39
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Some fucker in the single occ bathroom is wipeing and then PUTTING THIER poo poo COVER TP IN THE TRASHCAN. Who loving does that stop it
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Oct 6, 2021 19:05
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Hihohe posted:Some fucker in the single occ bathroom is wipeing and then PUTTING THIER poo poo COVER TP IN THE TRASHCAN. Who loving does that stop it This is a crime most foul!
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Oct 6, 2021 19:43
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Hihohe posted:Some fucker in the single occ bathroom is wipeing and then PUTTING THIER poo poo COVER TP IN THE TRASHCAN. Who loving does that stop it I know they do that in India and China cuz the plumbing can’t handle TP. Here’s a recent Great Moments in Poop History from Defector: quote:In 2006, I did a summer semester abroad in Beijing. Two important factors that must preface the story are that in China, most public toilets are squatter style, and that toilet paper is rarely provided. You are expected to bring your own. 
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Oct 6, 2021 20:55
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:I know they do that in India and China cuz the plumbing can’t handle TP. Which is fine if there is a bidet, and cleaner. But yeah wiping dry with TP and putting the remains into a bin is pretty nasty.
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Lascivious Sloth posted:Which is fine if there is a bidet, and cleaner. But yeah wiping dry with TP and putting the remains into a bin is pretty nasty. Over 2 billion people can’t be wrong! They can most certainly be wrong.
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Oct 6, 2021 22:07
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my GI tract did NOT like the BEEF lasagna i ate for dinner. Swamp water.
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Oct 6, 2021 22:57
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Over 2 billion people can’t be wrong! Those two countries mostly don't have faucet bidets though, let alone a substantial population not having proper toilets. I'm talking about water stream ones like in Japan/France etc. it shoots water up on to your rear end and cleans it. You wipe off the rest of the water with TP or wet wipes and it's 100% clean without any streaks on the TP/Wipes. I converted from dry wipe which when you convert you realise is pretty nasty. Any new place I move to I always install a bidet connected to the water line. Looking back it's quite disgusting to not clean your rear end completely after you poo poo- it's like having a shower after you poo poo, you're completely clean.
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Oct 6, 2021 22:59
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The bum gun in Thailand rules, always a zesty clean butthole. I did some explosive shits over there. It's not quite food poisoning, but my pampered white gut couldn't deal with ummm a bunch of things. Sometimes I'd go into a bar and get a beer just to poo poo. And seconds mattered sometimes.
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Chinatown posted:my GI tract did NOT like the BEEF lasagna i ate for dinner. Swamp water. Lol I bet your farts was so stinky what did it smell like
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Oct 7, 2021 00:20
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Smugworth posted:Lol I bet your farts was so stinky what did it smell like *in Derpies voice* rear end
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Oct 7, 2021 00:21
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At work, trying to poop but it ain't coming out even with all the gaseous pressure I'm feeling. give me some goon tips and tricks that's worked best when you've been in this same situation
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Oct 7, 2021 16:57
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:I know they do that in India and China cuz the plumbing can’t handle TP. Dude just take your underwear or socks off and sacrifice them for the cause jesus christ.
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Oct 7, 2021 17:04
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nevermind. the thought of goatse gave me a hearty nostalgic chuckle and my tense rectum gave loose. Job's done now. Back to work
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Oct 7, 2021 17:15
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i dont go into an office these days but when I did the key was finding a nice clean toilet that nobody used. Public bathrooms are disgusting but if you can find that one toilet nobody uses and can get some peace and quiet for an ole poop that rules
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Scrotum Modem posted:At work, trying to poop but it ain't coming out even with all the gaseous pressure I'm feeling. give me some goon tips and tricks that's worked best when you've been in this same situation Chia seeds. Yes the same ones that come with Chia Pets. Put them in salads or wraps and they'll absorb water in your gut and will push things out. https://www.amazon.com/BetterBody-F...33627956&sr=8-5
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Back in person at work. Just pooped. Otherwise, it's weirdly quiet here.
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