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The hum and the cold draft of the HVAC. The spotless commode that is cleaned daily. The jet flush action. Warm motion activated sink. On a mostly vacant floor with usually no intruders during my visits. A superb making GBS threads experience every time.  
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I work from home and currently there are terds falling out of my anus into my toilet and I am on the clock. After this I will go out for coffee and a burrito and start the process all over. Namaste.
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Working from home, but making GBS threads during work hours. Ate a Daiya microwave burrito Saturday night. Just had the densest, smelliest poo poo ever. Gettin’ paid. 
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Oct 11, 2021 15:45
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took a good footlong, s-shaped poo poo this morning then another
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Oct 11, 2021 17:30
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It is your duty to poop at work. Just as I have done.
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Oct 13, 2021 13:08
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Chief McHeath posted:I just pooped at work and spent enough time post-wipe post-flush just sitting on the shitter and reading these here forums that my legs are starting to get numb. Is good. Single occupancy too, so I don't have to worry about any outside threats. What if your supervisor or the office gossip or whoever is busting to poop or pee and stands right outside the dunny door tapping their foot and squirming for, say, 30-60 minutes? Not criticising (til your legs started to go numb, v. impressive!), rather I'm helping you deal proactively with "outside threats" by encouraging to formulate all necessary strategies (on the clock, of course).
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Oct 13, 2021 13:19
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* walks into stinky toilet * Smells like an abortion in here!!
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Oct 13, 2021 13:52
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Stuck in lockdown advantages: 1. Fart at my desk at will 2. poo poo in my own crapper at will Why go office?
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Bonzo posted:Chia seeds. Yes the same ones that come with Chia Pets. Put them in salads or wraps and they'll absorb water in your gut and will push things out. Psyllium husks too. Cheap as, 1 tsp in water a day and you are in god mode – no muss no fuss no smell.
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Oct 13, 2021 14:02
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Currently in merde res
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BastardAus posted:Stuck in lockdown advantages: I'm terrified that I'll go back to the office and be sitting in a meeting and just crank out a fart. I've been WFH for two years and its so nice to just be on mute, on camera but letting steel melting farts go while I listen to project managers ramble on.
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Bonzo posted:I'm terrified that I'll go back to the office and be sitting in a meeting and just crank out a fart. I've been WFH for two years and its so nice to just be on mute, on camera but letting steel melting farts go while I listen to project managers ramble on. Lock eyes with them and assert dominance
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Oct 13, 2021 16:02
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Checking in
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Oct 13, 2021 16:23
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I'm not a fan of the toilets with automatic sensors that flush before you're even finished standing up. It robs me of one of the few joys I have, taking a look at what I've just created.
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Oct 13, 2021 16:31
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It's my day off, I had to poo poo in my own place like a fuckin animal.
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Oct 13, 2021 16:50
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Treecko posted:It's my day off, I had to poo poo in my own place like a fuckin animal. I'm working now. I got one on deck, in your honor, fam!
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Oct 13, 2021 16:59
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Oct 15, 2021 17:28
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gently caress this poo poo. execute whoever made this
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Oct 15, 2021 17:31
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lol if you don't wipe your rear end with that.
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Oct 15, 2021 17:44
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I became instantly angry looking at this
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Oct 20, 2021 18:18
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Did they measure a turd that clogged the toilet? “2 3/8 inches diameter... Gonna have to limit everyone to 2 1/4 inchers only.”
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Oct 20, 2021 18:45
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Chinatown posted:gently caress this poo poo. execute whoever made this OP of the last thread did it
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Oct 20, 2021 18:50
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Did they measure a turd that clogged the toilet? got my caliper with the delrin jaws so they don't deform the specimen, brought it over to my granite qc table for inspection. measured to the thou but the shop workers are incapable of accuracy so i gave them the measurement in fractional. nobody trains their sphincter these days 
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Oct 20, 2021 18:54
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Yeah ok, I'm exempt from this because all I ate this week was Taco Bell and gas station hotdogs. I hope they don't start measuring liquid volumes. Speaking of which, can I bring my poo poo from home in a 5gal bucket and use the work toilet? Imagine the savings on my monthly water bill!
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Oct 20, 2021 19:00
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Maybe this happened https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68PLhiGXc7c&t=15s
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Oct 20, 2021 19:00
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time to unleash
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Oct 20, 2021 19:07
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Bonzo posted:Maybe this happened 
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Oct 20, 2021 19:15
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What happens if your poop is 2 3/8” in diameter and/or 6 1/8” in length? Do you have to fish it out?
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Oct 20, 2021 19:51
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:What happens if your poop is 2 3/8” in diameter and/or 6 1/8” in length? Do you have to fish it out? yes.
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Oct 20, 2021 19:52
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the jet flush action of my office toilet can handle even the mightiest turds with ease
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Oct 20, 2021 20:10
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I started my new job on Monday, and next Tuesday they’re having me come into the Midtown office to get my ID. Can’t wait to see what the bathroom is like.
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Oct 20, 2021 20:34
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Just put it on the time sheet as something like "product liquidation meeting". gently caress that noise.
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:What happens if your poop is 2 3/8” in diameter and/or 6 1/8” in length? Do you have to fish it out? 2 1/2" is larger than 2 3/8" so it would slide through if it was greasy enough
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mikerock posted:2 1/2" is larger than 2 3/8" so it would slide through if it was greasy enough Oh poo poo! I swore the sign said 2 1/4", which I thought was a very EXACT measurement for the diameter of a turd.
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Oct 21, 2021 03:25
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There's nothing quite like doing the math for your pay in your head after leaving the work commode on shift. "Wow, I just got paid $XX for that poop."
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Oh poo poo! I swore the sign said 2 1/4", which I thought was a very EXACT measurement for the diameter of a turd. If the turd's 2 5/8" though, now they're in trouble https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D9e_rDYnO8 mikerock fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Oct 22, 2021 |
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I work from home so I'm phone postin' on the toilet while also watching a software demo on Zoom. Feels Good Man.
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