this terrible painting must be revered NWS

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duck monster: Dec 15, 2004

Hackers film 1995 posted:

she never had that hair color so it must have been my peepaws mistress

Its you grandma dude.

duck monster fucked around with this message at 15:28 on Sep 14, 2021

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duck monster: Dec 15, 2004

BigBadSteve posted:

With the current shortage of boner fuel in GBS, i am more than happy with the original painting.

I reckon I'd get a very hard stiffy if I drew a painting like that from life, "using" a private model. And at a very high fee, no doubt, so it's lucky I can't draw or paint for sh1t.

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Nah. When your doing "life" painting sessions, the atmospheres all wrong for it. You'd think you would, but its just not like that.

And thank gently caress for that, my passing ADHD obsession with painting in my 20s would have ruined me.

# ? Sep 14, 2021 15:28

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Bonzo posted:

Microwave's Mermaid

Under the Cs

Lol I actually hope this is that goons grandma

Ask your appropriate parent if you can, maybe they remember the look

# ? Sep 14, 2021 16:24

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Hackers film 1995 posted:

she never had that hair color so it must have been my peepaws mistress

# ? Sep 14, 2021 18:44

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Hackers film 1995 posted:

peepaws mistress

not a bad username

# ? Sep 14, 2021 19:51

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Her?

# ? Sep 14, 2021 21:20

Hackers film 1995: Nov 4, 2009; Hack the planet!

the family lore is that it is not my grandma. but no one seems to know who it is. it doesnt look like my grandma because it doesnt look like anyone unless they are horribly disfigured

edit

Leap Day William posted:

*edit* animated

i gave this a hell yeah

# ? Sep 15, 2021 00:51

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Hackers film 1995 posted:

the family lore is that it is not my grandma. but no one seems to know who it is. it doesnt look like my grandma because it doesnt look like anyone unless they are horribly disfigured

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Yer a God drat genius

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# ? Sep 15, 2021 03:51

Hackers film 1995: Nov 4, 2009; Hack the planet!

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

oh my god

edit
im texting all of these to to my siblings and parents and they are stunned. im guessing they dont have much experience with photo editing lol

# ? Sep 15, 2021 03:57

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

holy loving goldmine lmao

# ? Sep 15, 2021 05:59

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the holy poopacy posted:

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

You consistently post hilarious poo poo. Thank you.

# ? Sep 15, 2021 11:48

BrassRoots: Jan 9, 2012; You can play a shoestring if you're sincere - John Coltrane

Can someone please do the Ghostbusters reference already.

# ? Sep 15, 2021 11:51

AFewBricksShy: Jun 19, 2003; of a full load.

Wall Balls posted:

https://i.imgur.com/TkxvpUv.jpg

As much as I appreciate Kate Winslet, you might want to stick that behind some nws tags.

Snowy posted:

They�re right there in the thread title

Fair, I guess it's the (badly) drawn vs. real that made the difference in my head. Carry on.

AFewBricksShy fucked around with this message at 13:03 on Sep 15, 2021

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AFewBricksShy posted:

As much as I appreciate Kate Winslet, you might want to stick that behind some nws tags.

They�re right there in the thread title

# ? Sep 15, 2021 12:14

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

AFewBricksShy posted:

As much as I appreciate Kate Winslet, you might want to stick that behind some nws tags.

the deadly eye-destoyin' titties of ms katelyn winslet

# ? Sep 15, 2021 12:31

BrassRoots: Jan 9, 2012; You can play a shoestring if you're sincere - John Coltrane

sebmojo posted:

the deadly eye-destoyin' titties of ms katelyn winslet

Well they are innies. Literally sucking your soul in.

# ? Sep 15, 2021 12:38

Lascivious Sloth: Apr 26, 2008; by sebmojo

BrassRoots posted:

Well they are innies. Literally sucking your soul in.

I wanna flick them until they become outies

# ? Sep 15, 2021 12:44

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britishbornandbread fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Sep 15, 2021

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The Royal Nonesuch: Nov 1, 2005

this thread rules

# ? Sep 16, 2021 01:40

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

Other than the hair concealing the artist�s inability to draw a hand, I don�t really see the problem with the original.

# ? Sep 16, 2021 03:06

Anthony Chuzzlewit: Oct 26, 2008; good for healthy

General Dog posted:

Other than the hair concealing the artist�s inability to draw a hand, I don�t really see the problem with the original.

the lower torso looks like wacky waving tube man

# ? Sep 16, 2021 03:22

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

The what?

# ? Sep 16, 2021 03:29

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General Dog posted:

The what?

These guys:

# ? Sep 16, 2021 03:43

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General Dog posted:

Other than the hair concealing the artist’s inability to draw a hand, I don’t really see the problem with the original.

Her left boob is in the center of her chest.

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Fantastic work, GBS

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SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

rivetz posted:

La Gio-cans-da

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rivetz posted:

SatansOnion posted:

La Gio-cans-da

holy lmao

# ? Sep 16, 2021 05:59

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Kirk Vikernes posted:

# ? Sep 16, 2021 07:57

AFewBricksShy: Jun 19, 2003; of a full load.

General Dog posted:

Other than the hair concealing the artist�s inability to draw a hand, I don�t really see the problem with the original.

Leap Day William posted:

*edit* animated

See frame 1 and 2. 2 shows a more correct version. If you like frame 3, get your rear end to mars.

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Martman: Nov 20, 2006

General Dog posted:

Other than the hair concealing the artist�s inability to draw a hand, I don�t really see the problem with the original.

Goon boob blindness strikes again

# ? Sep 16, 2021 12:50

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