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Bears 4 10.81%
Rams 12 32.43%
Bear Rams 3 8.11%
Pretzels 18 48.65%
Total: 37 votes
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Apr 25, 2006

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I don't think the Bears are that bad, they have a chance.

Although the last time they beat the Rams in Los Angeles was back in 1982 when they were first there

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Apr 25, 2006

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lol at that "defense"

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Apr 25, 2006

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Cris Collingsworth literally gushing over Andy Dalton handing the ball off

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Apr 25, 2006

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mastershakeman posted:

Did they not review this

All turnovers are reviewed so I'm sure they just upheld it

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Apr 25, 2006

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MoaM posted:

Was that even more than three plays

no it was exactly three plays

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Apr 25, 2006

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bean mom posted:

so the rams are superbowl favorites now, right? who can beat them?

well they are producing a touchdown every two passes so I would think that puts them in good stead, yes

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Apr 25, 2006

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lol good thing he didn't pitch that to nobody, he very nearly did

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Apr 25, 2006

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how long is this commercial break gently caress

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Apr 25, 2006

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MJeff posted:

This Ramsay guy seems okay.

i was just thinking about how he's been a very reliable player and good teammate, as far as an outsider can tell anyways, since he came to the Rams. I feel like he was more of a diva/drama queen in Jacksonville

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Apr 25, 2006

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DariusLikewise posted:

Hell yes random McVay timeout

at least it's in the first half this time

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Apr 25, 2006

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Bip Roberts posted:

That rams lady

winemom wants her grape juice don't hate

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Apr 25, 2006

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Stafford looks fly in that jersey tho

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Apr 25, 2006

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Jen X posted:

this bears strategy of only throwing screens because they can't block anyway is quite something

mirrored 5 yard curls / 5 yard outs is like THE bears specialty

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Apr 25, 2006

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Jen X posted:

lmao the dpi, as if the rams needed it

It becomes a bit more ambiguous when the defender is just going for the ball themselves though, like if you're going for the pick you can fight to get to it

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Apr 25, 2006

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Are the Rams playing prevent defense or something

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Apr 25, 2006

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please don't let Andy Dalton stunt on you on the ground

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Apr 25, 2006

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Rams are having tons of trouble actually wrapping guys up, these second effort yards are crazy

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Apr 25, 2006

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Homeybeef posted:

Did anyone else just see a somewhat penis-y Subway commercial starring Tom Brady? Or did I imagine it?

if you imagined that we have the same psychological problems, he was just sniffing a big old submarine, really sucking in the essence

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Apr 25, 2006

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Whoever designed the Bears uniforms left visible panty lines.

pic? for.... research

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Apr 25, 2006

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Oh my god I just burst out laughing so hard and scared my dog. What the gently caress was that lmao

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Apr 25, 2006

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bean mom posted:

easiest td of his life

probably not the easiest he's ever had, but definitely the easiest 60 or 70+ yard TD I've ever seen

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Apr 25, 2006

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DariusLikewise posted:

Cooper Kupp is a 4.6 40 guy, he shouldnt be ripping the top off your defense

well yeah it was obviously confusion over responsibilities, one guy tried to pass it off but there was no one to pass it off to and he just waltzed straight down the middle behind the defense

Stafford throwing two massive bombs in his first game is loving rad. The Rams have actually not been that impressive on offense apart from those two massive plays

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Apr 25, 2006

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Butt Kissdick

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Apr 25, 2006

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yeah that had to be number 38 who should've been the help over the top on that since he had nothing else deep on his side

but also why did 23 try to pass it off when it looks like they are in cover 2

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Apr 25, 2006

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sweet thursday posted:

Bears love that throw to the outside. They want to marry it and have sex with it.

7 yard outs and 7 yard curls ALL. DAY. LONG

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Apr 25, 2006

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Rams D line looks soft as hell though those double teams are tearing them up. gaping holes, unfilled

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Apr 25, 2006

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hughesta posted:

been fun posting with you guys but I gotta suit up

stay safe, I know those gimp suits can be a little tight in places

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Apr 25, 2006

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stat the inside of my rear end in a top hat!!!

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Apr 25, 2006

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Dog Faced JoJo posted:

I know they're both a huge part of the game, but outside of the O-line and the secondary the bears haven't looked bad.

I don't know why people think the Bears are necessarily awful, I think they'll be a lot like last year, a middling team that can still win against good team

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Apr 25, 2006

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Chicago and SF are both doing the sub in the rookie thing, it's interesting but I'm a bit doubtful of the overall utility

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Apr 25, 2006

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set this dude up in Kliff's gently caress palace and the sky's the limit

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Apr 25, 2006

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I don't like this Rams defensive scheme. They are giving them the run game and the underneath stuff. Which might make sense if you're playing Patrick Mahomes, but running the ball and underneath stuff is the ONLY thing that the Bears can do so I feel like it doesn't make sense to be this insanely conservative

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Apr 25, 2006

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MoaM posted:

He's got one more quarter to go and I feel he's going to be the rushing leader this week.

The Rams are literally letting him do it

Everyone thought Montgomery was trash the last couple years, I always liked him a lot but they are making it really easy for him

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Apr 25, 2006

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'questionable', 'doubtful' come the gently caress on neither of them are coming back in the game

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Apr 25, 2006

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Chandler Jones getting a five-sack head start on the rest of the d linemen in the NFL is pretty funny actually

Relentlessboredomm posted:

at any point do the Rams plan on playing anything but the softest defense?

Seriously, they are basically letting this happen. They're hoping for a turnover and to not allow anything deep but come on

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Apr 25, 2006

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BGrifter posted:

Does Cris sound extra drunk tonight to anyone else? He’s cracking me up with his insane ramblings about the inner thoughts of Fields.

that's probably the thing that annoys the most about horrible commentators. they are CONSTANTLY talking about mental poo poo, basically making a fanfic of what they think is going on in some particular players head

it's like shut the gently caress up you don't know dick about that, just describe what is happening in the game and maybe give us some facts or stats every now and then. the whole psychiatrist act is so annoying

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Apr 25, 2006

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how do you taunt after a 9 yard run on first down

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Apr 25, 2006

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Rams are running a very different offense from what they normally do today, it's pretty interesting actually. The whole run game has been different, very little zone and way more double teams. A lot more shotgun snaps too, and more light play action instead of big bootleg zone play actions

Maybe they've adapted a bit for Stafford, or maybe McVay is adjusting his scheme a little bit to not be too predictable from last year. Or maybe a little bit of both. Either way it's interesting

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Apr 25, 2006

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bean mom posted:

yep that was a classic sony michel run

exactly, thank you

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Apr 25, 2006

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bean mom posted:

thats what he did on the pats for 4? years in a row in between injuries

I thought you were off by at least two years but drat you're close it's been three years

the thing about Sony Michel is he makes it seem like a short time due to being eminently forgettable in his rushing style and lack of success, but also a long time for the same reason

I don't even understand what tape the Rams were watching when they decided they wanted his services

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