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FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

Now everyone on Twitter is making fun of me, please help.

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Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



If you're a pig, I have good news

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
Sounds like a pretty good deal to get a vaccine and become sterile without an invasive procedure

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

that's an std bro

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Didn't anyone tell you it's good to have large balls

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

Didn't anyone tell you it's good to have large balls

Don't tell me, tell my fiancee.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You don't need a fiancee if you got big balls

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Have you tried tazing (tasing?) your balls, OP?

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Are you that pig 🐷?

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I only got a third ball growing.

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
Vaccine is stored in the balls

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Mom?

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
I got the vaccine and they accidentally popped the left one. Was very loud.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
dude, just pee

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

balls, fully engorged with piss

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





*casts reduce balls*

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

Nessus posted:

If you're a pig, I have good news

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Bismuth posted:

dude, just pee

how about you stop trying to give people medical advice over the internet

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPlqLHcphyw

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Big testicles big life

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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*morpheus voice* free your balls

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Dear Watson posted:

I got the vaccine and they accidentally popped the left one. Was very loud.

i have two left testicles if you need one.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
I got the coronavirus vaccine and it made me have a small dick my entire life.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

i have two left testicles if you need one.

god bless you, and don't forget to do your research!!

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Your balls are huge and you can't gently caress anything think about how much poo poo you can get done like that?

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
You're going to have to order an extra large Balldo

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

I have the paste.



In my balls.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Your fiancée left you because of your gambling addiction and alcoholism not your grotesque swollen balls.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
:same:

update 1: the swelling in my balls went down

update 2: your fiancee and I got back together

kntfkr fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Sep 14, 2021

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Well, I suppose this will be the last time he ever tells his world-famous cousin about his balls.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Vacceez nuts

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Your testicles...and you.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

The Bloop posted:

Vacceez nuts

Johnny Walker posted:

Your testicles...and you.

Testeez nuts

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Johnson & your johnson

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
My wife does QA for JnJ and her branch is moving facilities so they're throwing poo poo out and she brought home like five fake titties. They're in the freezer as ice packs.

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

At least you didn't meltdown on twitter

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

My testicles are extremely swollen right now. This feels like destiny.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Don't inject the vaccine into your balls

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pinche Rudo posted:

Don't inject the vaccine into your balls

You're probably not even really a homeopathic chiropractor or a tractor store clerk, why should we listen to you?

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Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
Penis Inspection/Booster Day

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