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Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

The Bloop posted:

You're probably not even really a homeopathic chiropractor or a tractor store clerk, why should we listen to you?

You didn't let me finish....

Inject it into your taint

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Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
T + 6 hours - the right one just popped

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Dear Watson posted:

T + 6 hours - the right one just popped

Man that's nut

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Pinche Rudo posted:

Don't inject the vaccine into your balls

Look at this anti-vaxxer.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

would you be willing to do an interview with me? it'll be published on my substack

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
time to embrace your pig-like affinity!

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
Sorry about the balls op

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i got my booster yesterday and this morning my balls have each developed their own set of testicles. my balls balls have dropped.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

i got my booster yesterday and this morning my balls have each developed their own set of testicles. my balls balls have dropped.

how many layers of irony balls are you on?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

FBS posted:

Now everyone on Twitter is making fun of me, please help.

FBS stands for full balls syndrome

we got a gimmick on our hands folks, stand down

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Healthy young male goes to the doctor, gets pumped with massive amount of covid vaccine, doesn’t feel good and changes - SWOLLEN BALLS. Many such cases!

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

You Are A Elf posted:

Healthy young male goes to the doctor, gets pumped with massive amount of covid vaccine, doesn’t feel good and changes - SWOLLEN BALLS. Many such cases!

:sad:

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

FBS posted:

Now everyone on Twitter is making fun of me, please help.

Congrats on both Nikki and Tucker Carlson knowing your story! Talk about getting the balls rolling, eh!?

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Harry Potter looks on, sighing and letting out a small condescending giggle to himself while uttering under his breath, “Silly fools, with their ball-swelling vaccine. All they had to do was cast testiculus enlargus.”

:smugwizard:
⠀ ⠀ ⠀:maga:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Balzac's Enlarge/Reduce Incantation

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



It's good you found out that she's a swole ball hater before the marriage

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

wow I guess now you gotta return the regular balldo for an XL and give someone else an earth-shattering ballgasm

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

i got my booster yesterday and this morning my balls have each developed their own set of testicles. my balls balls have dropped.

Imagine four balls on the edge of a set of balls.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
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Balls

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Eeeeehh! Ohhhhh!

The swollen vaccinated balls on this guy!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Have you tried rubbing ivermectin on your balls to reduce swelling???

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.
It sounds like what you need is a good night's rest and a little penicillin! My mypillow.com promo code is IVMCN

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

i got my booster yesterday and this morning my balls have each developed their own set of testicles. my balls balls have dropped.

This should come in handy when you hmbol

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Meme Poker Party posted:

Have you tried rubbing ivermectin on your balls to reduce swelling???

Oh no his balls are full of worms :barf:

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

Great. Now my country's Minister of Health is on TV calling me a liar. Can this week get any worse?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

geep my balls!!!

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

swell my balls
grow my gland
make it so I cannot stand
*harmonica*
I don't care, I'm still free
tweet about my balls Nicki

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
I generally don't examine male genitals but if you kindly send a photo I can give you my professional opinion. I'm not a medical professional

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
you have to admit, that's guy's got a lot of balls

cardedagain
Aug 28, 2006

the trick is to bust a nut while in a bath of cold water.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Girls who want balls
Who like balls to be girls
Who do boys like they're balls
Who do girls like they're balls
Always should be someone you really love

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Balss

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


OB-GYN Kenobi posted:

I generally don't examine male genitals but if you kindly send a photo I can give you my professional opinion. I'm not a medical professional

Well then what professional opinion are you going to give us?

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Well then what professional opinion are you going to give us?

Pipefitter?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I'm layin' pipe all night long

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

BUllshit OP, Im feeling sick that you lied to me you bastard

https://twitter.com/KevzPolitics/status/1438183898358366208?s=20

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
You realize how much better the pandemic response would have been if social media was wiped out years ago like it should have been?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Got the vaccine and grew another scrotum and testes right above my rear end in a top hat.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

maybe a bee stung him on his balls

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



You're lucky to get out of that toxic relationship, many women would love a partner with huge balls

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