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Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
ugh how is there 2 hours left when nothings happened so far

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
See? Just have a match like that every week and that's all you gotta do for US open challenge. Maybe let him fight some NXT guys too. It's not hard.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Natalya: You two freaks are never going to get these titles






Cause you never defend them

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

nikki ahs lol

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
AHS

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Nikki AHS.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Nikki AHS

poor girl is typoing her speech

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Isn't Gable Stevenson, a maga chud?

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Riddle is so annoying

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Between Sonya making Edge the #1 contender over Seth, scheduling 3 #1 contender matches for Natty and Tamina and no tag title match, the storyline with her forgetting about scheduling Naomi matches then telling her "ask me next week" then it not being followed up the next week, people on losing streaks getting in MitB with no qualifier and getting title shots, Nikki AHS, and every other example of GMs failure, I wonder if Sonya being terrible at her job is a storyline.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


feel like something went wrong

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Everything feels wrong

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Blaise330 posted:

Between Sonya making Edge the #1 contender over Seth, scheduling 3 #1 contender matches for Natty and Tamina and no tag title match, the storyline with her forgetting about scheduling Naomi matches then telling her "ask me next week" then it not being followed up the next week, people on losing streaks getting in MitB with no qualifier and getting title shots, Nikki AHS, and every other example of GMs failure, I wonder if Sonya being terrible at her job is a storyline.

Authority figures in wrestling are all bad at their job. Its like a universal rule.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Miching Mallecho posted:

Isn't Gable Stevenson, a maga chud?

apparently he had a "it was technically legally consensual" incident

Chewybiteems
Mar 16, 2009
wait who actually won the Nikki v Tamina match, in storyline? They have announced the winner as either woman on commentary at different points. I'd try to follow this storyline more actively but man it's like gazing into the abyss

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Miching Mallecho posted:

Isn't Gable Stevenson, a maga chud?

He's at the very least been accused of sexual assault
https://twitter.com/JakesBadTweets/status/1429258335438704643?s=20

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I guess superheroes cheat

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Minnesota: If the bottle was hit, you must acquit

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
"How long will it be before we have new women's tag team champions?"



Depends, how long til a GM books a title match.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
"Follow me" :takes 2 steps:

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Clearly Charlotte never read Night of the Living Dummy


Or Night of the Living Dummy 2


Or Night of the Living Dummy 3


Or Night of the Living Dummy 4

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

MACE

T-BAR

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1437597029178486788?s=20

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Not the first WWE women's title thrown in a trashcan

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

what's the reason for this?

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!


lol at the difference in commercial types v Dynamite

lol at the audience popping more for Omos standing in the ring than the entire cool match beforehand

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
How did Omos get a shoulder injury? He only does like 4 moves a match

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Blaise330 posted:

How did Omos get a shoulder injury? He only does like 4 moves a match

non-sarcastically people of their height are prone to injuries because the human body is not meant to be that large

the second tallest man in the world is a paralympian because he cant walk

i'll go back to just reading the thread because im never watching this but i am enjoying the thinking of "this is the show they booked to save them from AEW? this?!"

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
So Big E has said like twenty times he fully intends to cash in tonight.




So that has like a zero percent chance of happening. I don't know precisely what. But he's gonna be prevented somehow.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Big E is the best mitb holder in like a decade. His sinister giggling

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
This is the match they shoulda been advertising to beat AEW

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Blaise330 posted:

Big E is the best. His sinister giggling

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

It sounds so quiet

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the psp forum

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

WWE had nothing for Ruby to do

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

poo poo guy I'd be just as mad about being called karrion kross or whatever, too, but you ain't gotta say it like that.


Intruder posted:

WWE had nothing for Ruby to do

WWE has nothing for anybody to do even when they think they do

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
"My name is Karrion Tross. But I'm not telling you anything you dont already know."

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
i was expecting him to like, fan out some playing cards at the end of that promo lol

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

"My motivations? :lol: poo poo I don't know, friends. I'm just here to collect a paycheck and stand in the server room and do promos I guess."

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Kid: WWE I want Malakai Black



WWE: We have Malakai Black at home.

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