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Stage fright in a crowded bathroom? Always keep a ziplok bag full of pee taped to the inside of your pants and let out into the toilet to avoid detection by the guys in there listening to see who is and isn't peeing.
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This could theorhetically work with a ziplok bag with a piece of poop inside your pants if you need a convincing splash and accompanying odor of poop smell to throw off would be noticers.
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Sep 16, 2021 03:21
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Are you stupid and have reprehensible views? Tired of nobody listening to the insane nonsense you have to say? Do you want to read the words "All Jews Must Die" from the safety and comfort of your own home when previously you could only see that sentence scrawled on the wall of a filthy public toilet? Then it sounds like you need to try Social Media.
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Sep 16, 2021 03:22
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When its raining extremely hard and your visibility is low, keep your car's headlights off so other drivers don't know your visibility is low. e: one weird trick insurance companies don't know about!
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Sep 16, 2021 03:23
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Don't want people to smell your farts? Just fart silently!
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Sep 16, 2021 03:23
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Chief McHeath posted:When its raining extremely hard and your visibility is low, keep your car's headlights off so other drivers don't know your visibility is low. lol
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Sep 16, 2021 03:25
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Rat race got you down? Try horse racing instead!
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Sep 16, 2021 03:25
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Also, when its raining extremely hard and your visibility is low, keep your car's headlights on the high beams so other drivers don't know your visibility is low.
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Sep 16, 2021 03:25
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Tired of paying bills? Just don't 
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Sep 16, 2021 03:27
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Sep 16, 2021 03:33
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Sleep is important! Super charge your rest routine by replacing your boring old rocks with pillows
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Sep 16, 2021 03:34
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Tired of losing things in your cavernous rear end in a top hat? Try shoving bigger things in there
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Sep 16, 2021 03:36
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The best way to repair a failing relationship is to have children.
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Sep 16, 2021 03:36
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Don't shower, just powder your body when it becomes moist
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Sep 16, 2021 03:40
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Lascivious Sloth posted:Don't shower, just powder your body when it becomes moist I do this all the time. It is great for when you get stuck in a labyrinth. The dirty clumps fall off so you can find your way back and it also makes it hard for minotaurs to find you by scent.
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Sep 16, 2021 03:43
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In case somebody sees the bag of pee, you can simply lie to them and tell them that you had the bag in there from earlier and decided to use it to pee in so you safely dump it into the toilet slowly to avoid it splashing on you while peeing directly into the toilet.
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got a hole in your jeans? get a fishook and a bunch of rubber bands. cut the bands so that you can tie them together to fashion a long rubber strap. insert the fish hook into the top part of the hole, then through one end of the strap, and stretch the other end down your leg and around your foot. tie it off; this closes the hole
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Sep 16, 2021 03:51
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Why have sex with your wife when you can go suck off hobos at your local salvation army for free
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Sep 16, 2021 03:56
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Tired and don't want to get out of bed in the morning? Yeah me too buddy, me too.
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Sep 16, 2021 03:57
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Tired of your pens running out of ink? Switch to pencils!
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Sep 16, 2021 04:01
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nose clogged from allergies or a cold? breathe through your mouth instead!
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Sep 16, 2021 04:07
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Take a normal carrot and turn it around backwards if you wanna eat it that way
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If you're having trouble picking up girls, make sure to keep your knees locked, jerk your back straight up and lift them by the hips, NOT the hair or under the arms.
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Sep 16, 2021 04:10
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Money can be exchanged for goods and services
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Money can be exchanged for goods and services it can even be used to store value!
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Sep 16, 2021 04:52
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Save on groceries be eating your excrement
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Sep 16, 2021 04:52
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Score more points than your opponent to win the game
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Sep 16, 2021 04:53
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Or don't I guess, it's just a game
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Sep 16, 2021 04:54
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Double your retirement with an 802KK
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If you memorize enough digits of pi, you can estimate the area of a circle without a calculator.
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Having trouble “performing” with your lady in the bedroom? Politely excuse yourself to the bathroom, lock the door, then viciously punch your dick and balls until they become nice and erect!
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Sep 16, 2021 05:17
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Don't use a cutting board when you're chopping up vegetables, they're too blunt.
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Sep 16, 2021 05:46
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If you park on a parkway and drive on a driveway you'll unlock a speed run of life
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Sep 16, 2021 05:48
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Stick your plunger to the wall and put like 5 bog rolls on that poo poo so you don’t have to fetch a new bogroll every time you run out. 
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Sep 16, 2021 06:03
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Brother Tadger posted:Buy a balldo so you can gently caress your partner with your second dick that never goes soft You must have misread the thread title.
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Sep 16, 2021 11:15
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bradzilla posted:Don't want people to smell your farts? Just fart silently! Mask the smell of a fart by taking a poo poo
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Sep 16, 2021 12:17
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Are your shoes getting a little worn out? Go down to your local bowling alley and trade them in for a snazzy new pair, they actually offer this service for FREE with every game!
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Sep 16, 2021 13:14
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want to be paid money but don't want to work? spend the whole day in the bathroom sitting on the toilet posting! they can't ask you what's going on in there (tell them to read the constitution, explain that you have rights)
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Sep 16, 2021 13:17
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Having trouble coming up with lifehacks for a dead gay internet forum. Why not just steal them off Viz instead. http://viz.co.uk/category/top-tips/
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Turn on your monitor.
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