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Won't somebody think of the children?!?!?? Stop having them!! Their lives are gonna suck!!!!!
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Apr 16, 2024 09:53
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I am decreasing my carbon emissions per capita by importing the destitute
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Apr 16, 2024 10:14
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Cup Runneth Over posted:Won't somebody think of the children?!?!?? https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/04/15/health/climate-crisis-parenting-bill-weir-wellness quote:Allan: On one hand, you wrote “The United States of America I knew and loved is gone … eaten from the inside by metastasized lies fed to furious people in forgotten places.” On the other hand, you intentionally had a child in the last few years. What would you say to someone who feels conflicted about having a baby right now?
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Apr 16, 2024 12:46
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"I think our basic purpose in life is to procreate". That is some dire poo poo. Someone said once that americans lack any shared concept of utopia.
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Apr 16, 2024 12:51
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Cup Runneth Over posted:Won't somebody think of the children?!?!?? but then who will wipe my lovely rear end when I'm 85 years old
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Apr 16, 2024 13:36
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smoobles posted:but then who will wipe my lovely rear end when I'm 85 years old get a bidet they're nicd
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Apr 16, 2024 13:51
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He's right. If you're not having kids you are failing to help change the planet Kids emit carbon, which is good but they also reduce our carbon emissions per capita which is.also good.
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Apr 16, 2024 14:42
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For every child you refuse to have, I will spawn three.
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Apr 16, 2024 14:46
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Biologically compelled to suffer a fate worse than death; maximising your child's present as the future looms threateningly over a smokey horizon. Knowing one day you'll be dead and every treat you let them taste will be replaced with the spite of knowing the cost. The final metaphor for the coming of age made real. Thankfully I raise my kids as warriors of the wastes and not in the old ways
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Apr 16, 2024 14:53
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Paradoxish posted:probably fine 
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Apr 16, 2024 15:02
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Owlbear Camus posted:get a bidet they're nicd i want one with warm water/seat but there's no power outlet next to the toilet 
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Apr 16, 2024 15:36
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swamp thong posted:He's right. If you're not having kids you are failing to help change the planet obviously its great if you have kids, but not everybody is able to due to their personal circumstances and that's okay too. if all you can do is book an extended cruise or invite your friends with kids over for burgers on the grill, you're helping. Thorn Wishes Talon posted:i want one with warm water/seat but there's no power outlet next to the toilet you can replace a light switch panel with a combination light switch and outlet if one is nearby. i would chain probe you out of cspam if i had buttons but nobody deserves a cold butthole
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Apr 16, 2024 16:17
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hypoallergenic cat breed posted:https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/04/15/health/climate-crisis-parenting-bill-weir-wellness At the collapsing biosphere -- Where the hoes at? Nature want replication!
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Apr 16, 2024 16:39
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Yeah, I got an extension cord. I’ve got a cord and a clean, warm butthole.
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Apr 16, 2024 16:56
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Wakko posted:obviously its great if you have kids, but not everybody is able to due to their personal circumstances and that's okay too. if all you can do is book an extended cruise or invite your friends with kids over for burgers on the grill, you're helping. cold water bidet is refreshing and an excellent way to wake up the hot coffee cold bidet combo is unbeatable
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Apr 16, 2024 17:02
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:cold water bidet is refreshing and an excellent way to wake up proof that cspam is full of freaks
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Apr 16, 2024 17:24
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I mean what do y'all think the "purpose" of life is, if not self-replication? This is all just an extremely elaborate way to maximize extant copies of genes. If anything, humanity is winning the ultimate high score and then shutting the game down to make sure nobody can ever take away our #1 slot on the leaderboard, it's the perfect strategy.
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Apr 16, 2024 17:32
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Crazycryodude posted:I mean what do y'all think the "purpose" of life is, if not self-replication? This is all just an extremely elaborate way to maximize extant copies of genes. If anything, humanity is winning the ultimate high score and then shutting the game down to make sure nobody can ever take away our #1 slot on the leaderboard, it's the perfect strategy. the "guy celebrating his 3rd place showing like he won" meme with Order Coleoptera on the actual #1 pedestal.
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Apr 16, 2024 17:34
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Crazycryodude posted:I mean what do y'all think the "purpose" of life is, if not self-replication? This is all just an extremely elaborate way to maximize extant copies of genes. If anything, humanity is winning the ultimate high score and then shutting the game down to make sure nobody can ever take away our #1 slot on the leaderboard, it's the perfect strategy. broke: self-replication woke: number go up
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Apr 16, 2024 17:35
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I'm. Not worried about Climate change
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Apr 16, 2024 17:47
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Crazycryodude posted:I mean what do y'all think the "purpose" of life is, if not self-replication? This is all just an extremely elaborate way to maximize extant copies of genes. If anything, humanity is winning the ultimate high score and then shutting the game down to make sure nobody can ever take away our #1 slot on the leaderboard, it's the perfect strategy. we're supposed to figure out life isn't anything but a series of mistakes starting with "individuality", the moment a majority of us are of that understanding we'll poof into the next realm of existence which is the same as the one before this, and we all get to experience the vast pointlessness of everyones lives and the one soul we all are gets to sigh and go "whew, glad thats over" hopefully 2 of the last 3 people alive will have figured it out and it wont all have been for waste
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Apr 16, 2024 17:49
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Crazycryodude posted:I mean what do y'all think the "purpose" of life is, if not self-replication? This is all just an extremely elaborate way to maximize extant copies of genes. If anything, humanity is winning the ultimate high score and then shutting the game down to make sure nobody can ever take away our #1 slot on the leaderboard, it's the perfect strategy. who bought a strand of DNA a forums account?
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Apr 16, 2024 18:02
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a year into constant record highs and it’s not that bad yet. a really nice day today, all the invasive flowers are blooming. me and my 20 kids had a great walk around the lake. I would take them fishing but there are no fishing signs everywhere. something about chemical leakage from a factory upstream in the 80s
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Apr 16, 2024 18:10
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Crazycryodude posted:I mean what do y'all think the "purpose" of life is, if not self-replication? This is all just an extremely elaborate way to maximize extant copies of genes. If anything, humanity is winning the ultimate high score and then shutting the game down to make sure nobody can ever take away our #1 slot on the leaderboard, it's the perfect strategy. anatomically modern humans existed for about 300,000 years and it took the english to arrive at this view
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Apr 16, 2024 18:12
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it's OK to have a eugenics point of view so long as it's humans vs every other living thing on Earth
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Apr 16, 2024 18:22
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its loving hot outside someone do something
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Apr 16, 2024 20:27
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Crazycryodude posted:I mean what do y'all think the "purpose" of life is, if not self-replication? This is all just an extremely elaborate way to maximize extant copies of genes. If anything, humanity is winning the ultimate high score and then shutting the game down to make sure nobody can ever take away our #1 slot on the leaderboard, it's the perfect strategy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WtcWc2PNG0
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Apr 16, 2024 20:28
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Scarabrae posted:its loving hot outside someone do something it's summer 
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Apr 16, 2024 20:33
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in the stripped club. straight up "scrolling it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Climate graphs
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Apr 16, 2024 20:47
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You all stumble blind upon the rocks of truth, the purpose of all life is to suffer and to attempt the impossible battle against suffering, by selflessly ending all life in the universe that has become as sentient as we, enduring eternal mara to mercifully eradicate suffering as it stirs up over and over again from the chaos of the demiurge
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Apr 16, 2024 21:01
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Stinky Wizzleteats posted:You all stumble blind upon the rocks of truth, the purpose of all life is to suffer and to attempt the impossible battle against suffering, by selflessly ending all life in the universe that has become as sentient as we, enduring eternal mara to mercifully eradicate suffering as it stirs up over and over again from the chaos of the demiurge ahh yes the anti-life equation
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Apr 16, 2024 21:03
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:cold water bidet is refreshing and an excellent way to wake up you can save time and money by doing a hot coffee bidet
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Apr 16, 2024 21:11
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It's cool it went from cloudless 20ºC sunshine over the weekend to 6ºC and tornadoes appearing with abundant hail and darkness on Monday. Super normal.
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Apr 16, 2024 22:21
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Tungsten posted:anatomically modern humans existed for about 300,000 years and it took the english to arrive at this view Took a few hundred thousand years to figure out that Neptune and microorganisms existed too, they're not somehow any less real. What's your alternative to a basic axiom of all modern biological theory?
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Apr 16, 2024 22:33
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Skaffen-Amtiskaw posted:It's cool it went from cloudless 20ºC sunshine over the weekend to 6ºC and tornadoes appearing with abundant hail and darkness on Monday. Super normal. april showers
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Apr 16, 2024 22:34
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the purpose of life is the investigation of the sun, the moon, and the heavens they all say we're hosed
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Apr 16, 2024 22:41
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Skaffen-Amtiskaw posted:It's cool it went from cloudless 20ºC sunshine over the weekend to 6ºC and tornadoes appearing with abundant hail and darkness on Monday. Super normal. it was 25 yesterday here. there were even people hitting the outdoor pool on the weekend. it was 20 at 12h today. it was snowing by 14h today lol, lmao
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Apr 16, 2024 22:52
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Crazycryodude posted:Took a few hundred thousand years to figure out that Neptune and microorganisms existed too, they're not somehow any less real. What's your alternative to a basic axiom of all modern biological theory? might as well ascribe purpose to the existence of sand dunes or fire
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Apr 16, 2024 23:01
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Skaffen-Amtiskaw posted:It's cool it went from cloudless 20ºC sunshine over the weekend to 6ºC and tornadoes appearing with abundant hail and darkness on Monday. Super normal. UK, bro?
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Apr 16, 2024 23:06
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The Oldest Man posted:might as well ascribe purpose to the existence of sand dunes or fire The purpose of a system is what it does. One could assume that nothing unusual is going on with the earth. One of the species is reproducing and consuming until it reaches the limits of it's environment, at which point dieback occurs. Or maybe not idk. Feeling pessimistic today.
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