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Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

wasn't this line supposed to be not doing this anymore

what's wrong, line

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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Dokapon Findom posted:

It's a graph, it's supposed to go up!

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Paradoxish posted:

wasn't this line supposed to be not doing this anymore

what's wrong, line

number always goes up

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Line saw how much we enjoyed it going up last year so it decided to do an encore this year! (and every year after forever!) Be grateful for line!

Skaffen-Amtiskaw
Jun 24, 2023

https://x.com/eliotjacobson/status/1784193831426314590?s=46&t=CkxUTFewBhsxPVoqA_wgtQ

This line is cooler, and by that, I mean hotter.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 43 hours!
Hiroshimas per second 🎃

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
[Biosphere Collapse] Hiroshimas per second.

Rectal Death Alert
Apr 2, 2021

Red Lobster went bankrupt for refusing to give me 0.001 Hiroshimas worth of shrimp

Skaffen-Amtiskaw
Jun 24, 2023

Rectal Death Alert posted:

Red Lobster went bankrupt for refusing to give me 0.001 Hiroshimas worth of shrimp

Just don’t order the hot ones. Go for microplastic glaze instead.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Sorry I only do imperial. Please convert to Nagasakis per second.

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

Microplastics posted:

Sorry I only do imperial. Please convert to Nagasakis per second.

I believe that Hiroshima and Nagasaki were already imperial at the time, though; in fact, Nagasaki was per second.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Microplastics posted:

Sorry I only do imperial. Please convert to Nagasakis per second.

Today I learned that the Hiroshima Yield is equal to 0.6 Nagasakis, or almost exactly a miles/kilometer conversion lmfao.

Skaffen-Amtiskaw
Jun 24, 2023

Wake me when it’s Tsar Bomba per second. Gigafucks we shall take.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005


love this graph

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

How many Hiroshimas per capita?

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know
el nino is starting to fizzle finally but is still fairly warm. We should be seeing the main nino regions go negative in the upcoming weeks and months.

That will mediate the global numbers to some degree but,at least so far, the Atlantic still looks scary as gently caress. this hurricane season is going to be insanely dangerous for the eastern coastal US.

There’s some dry air influence that may keep things in check for now but overall I would predict a strongly above average to possibly “:tesla:-level” season 2024, book it

Taima has issued a correction as of 00:22 on Apr 28, 2024

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



What do you call it when an anomaly is now reality?

mags
May 30, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!

Crazypoops posted:

What do you call it when an anomaly is now reality?

no big deal

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 43 hours!

Crazypoops posted:

What do you call it when an anomaly is now reality?

A Hiroshima in the pot of every nuclear family

Pink Mist
Sep 28, 2021

Crazypoops posted:

What do you call it when an anomaly is now reality?

normal

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Crazypoops posted:

What do you call it when an anomaly is now reality?

:rubby:

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
https://twitter.com/CoppiceJT/status/1784134276897796414

no lube so what
Apr 11, 2021

I too have drugged out fever dreams

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

what's wrong line, you've hardly touched your 1982-2024 average

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

I mean, this post doesn't really say anything about climate change, so can't agree or disagree one way or another.

Really good encapsulation of climate optimism as just being vibes tho

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

Crazypoops posted:

What do you call it when an anomaly is now reality?

haha thats crazy. saw this and thought of you https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3438093

Hit Man
Mar 6, 2008

I hope after I die people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

FlapYoJacks posted:

[Biosphere Collapse] Hiroshimas per second.

Hit Man
Mar 6, 2008

I hope after I die people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."


We're not gonna be alive in 2050

Also does he plan to work until he dies?

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/icafernandez/status/1784414779639255486?t=zENhUMLrjttto7o57cRuJQ&s=19

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Dokapon Findom posted:

What the hell is the point of a pachinko parlor. It's basically a casino where you don't win money and there's lots of people smoking?

you can actually win money. after you win, you give your balls and get a ticket that says 100 trillion balls or whatever and a small prize. then you go across the street to a "real totally legit ramen shop" that lets you trade in the ticket for cash

toggle
Nov 7, 2005


how have you been faring through all this?

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Crazypoops posted:

What do you call it when an anomaly is now reality?

anormaly

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe

Tarlac, when he died of heat stroke.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

this summer is the most not that bad yet summer of the rest of our lives

Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

The Candyman Can :science:

Visit My Candy Shop

And SA Mart Thread

Yes but the year 2500 and we will be living on the continent of Antarctica

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009
i dont know if its even possible, but it would be extremely funny if northern europe got one of those mega-canes

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
The Planet Earth is back and it's hotter than ever

Communist Cop
Jun 29, 2023
Thank you, bill gates

https://twitter.com/wideawake_media/status/1784531547657220403?t=tJs6U-dsihBShrsIUue2Lw&s=19

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?
Drake no: eat less beef

Drake yes: use artificial intelligence running in massive, resource-hungry data centers to develop cows that are genetically engineered to fart less

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Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?
It's especially funny since we can already just grow meat and that's clearly the superior pie-in-the-sky technological wonder when compared to devoting huge quantities of energy and water to continually slaughtering animals en masse

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