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Welcome to the end of the world. We have two schools of thought in here: vyelkin posted:Over time everything gets steadily more expensive and you start not being able to always buy whatever you want, either because it's now out of your price range or because there are actual shortages of things like coffee. Weather gets more severe and less predictable. People you know have their homes and livelihoods destroyed by extreme weather events and have to decide whether to rebuild or start over somewhere new with nothing. If you're unfortunate enough to live somewhere like the desert (lol Phoenix, Arizona) then it will become actually unaffordable to live there at all because you'll spend more on air conditioning than you make in income. Every summer you hear about hundreds of elderly people whose air conditioning broke and they died of heatstroke in their own home. Diseases that haven't been seen in your country for decades or centuries start to reappear, like malaria. Diseases that have never appeared in your country before, like Zika or Dengue, also start to appear. Mosquitoes seem to be the one insect that isn't dying out. VS. Communist Thoughts posted:start bombing factories And for the audibly inclined: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNjWOCdony4 Enjoy the LMAO's, bring your understanding of sarcasm and nuance, please do not endorse violence of any kind in here. Azathoth posted:for the record, only thing objectionable in that post was "you start blowing up cars and killing the people who drive them", but that's a doozy Moderator note: Read some books!
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2021 17:30 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 00:35 |
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Taima posted:the “real” adjusted price of housing will continue to rise unless you are content to live in a broken community (which is increasingly like 80% of them). Rime has issued a correction as of 22:21 on May 17, 2023 |
# ¿ Sep 16, 2021 17:31 |
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Mayor Dave posted:lmao which one of you bought this banner ad: Whomever did this masterstroke please PM me so I can sue you for plagiarism. But no, seriously, all those goons who wanted me to do a podcast should just listen to this because there is absolutely no way I could do it better and it says everything I have to say.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2021 23:00 |
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Horizon Burning posted:fox blocked this outside the US, i think lmao Works in Canada.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2021 04:08 |
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Xaris posted:Mostly already beaten but I should add that half the atmosphere has been filled with intense smoke this year so that has certainly "helped" as an overall cooling mechanism The rubber band will be felt next year as all that black carbon settles onto the ice and accellerates the melting. Also, tangential to the topic but glaciers on the BC coast this year were almost universally bare, without their permanent snowpack cover which normally protects them, due to the heatwave. We don't track glacial recession as obsessively as we do Arctic cap melt, but we probably should. I suspect we will see greatly increased rates of Arctic melt in 2022, barring a substantially worse boreal wildfire season than this years.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2021 04:25 |
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IAMKOREA posted:Haha oh my god i can't imagine the kind of person who would write that post in D&D and also lurk the cspam climate thread holy gently caress I'm dying over here lmao It's fairly telling that they all read this thread however no goon has had the balls to post "Through The Eye of a Needle" over there yet, with its many largely irrefutable conclusions regarding material constraints. Cope yourselves into the grave, we'll enjoy the LMAO's on the way down.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2021 21:48 |
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IAMKOREA posted:I haven't read the needle thing can you post a link pls thanks buddy Through the Eye of a Needle: An Eco-Heterodox Perspective on the Renewable Energy Transition Radio Ecoshock interview with co-author Megan Seibert quote:A recent International Energy Agency (IEA) [82] report estimates that reaching “net zero” globally by 2050 would require six times the amount of mineral resources used today. This would entail a quantity of metal production—requiring considerable FF combustion—over the next 15 years roughly equal to that from the start of humanity until 2013 Rime has issued a correction as of 23:05 on Sep 18, 2021 |
# ¿ Sep 18, 2021 23:02 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:This is literally the two skeletons walk into a bar bit. Literally the joke became real. gently caress. Life, imitating Art.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2021 01:36 |
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Topo Chico Debarge posted:ngl, i thought that the video was Rime's. do we know who made it? i'd kinda like to glance over a transcript. It's not mine, and I don't know who made it. I'd also love a transcript though, there's some gems in there I want to quote like the skeleton joke.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2021 21:49 |
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This has lead to some interesting seafloor pillaging in recent years.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2021 03:40 |
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Hexigrammus posted:That's some stiff competition in the Pants making GBS threads Burnover category, Australia's going to have to step up its game. Funny story about that wreck: they suddenly decided to clean it up in the winter of 2013 as part of a PR campaign for one of the oil pipeline projects. "Look at us, we can totally handle an oil spill in the worst conditions!!" type thing. The ship had 700 tonnes of Bunker fuel on it when it went down. The coast guard recovered 35 tonnes, after spending fifty million dollars, and declared the project a complete success. Minrad posted:just realized rime named this thread as such to help stop posting in the dnd climate change thread It was more that I strongly loathe that people equate "stopping carbon emissions" == "western lifestyles continue unchanged, yaaaaaay!", which has been the thrust of most previous threads and is certainly the central theme of the D&D thread. The "climate" has already changed and will continue changing, that's not really the concern. Biosphere is hosed from a hundred angles all leading back to the ecological footprint of industrial civilization, any proposed solutions on the table come exclusively from a viewpoint of perpetuating this circumstance while avoiding any negative repercussions - rather than addressing the footprint issue. Thus, describing it as just "climate change" at this point is some lib brained poo poo which I am totally sick of. Rime has issued a correction as of 16:30 on Sep 20, 2021 |
# ¿ Sep 20, 2021 16:08 |
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Cascade Failure posted:I, as well, already regret bookmarking this thread. Watched the dome video and found myself just kinda going "Yep, sounds about right". Authoritative source which validates the findings in Through The Eye Of A Needle, which I've been getting pushback on despite the authors pedigrees. Good poo poo.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2021 16:38 |
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Captain Gordon posted:I am 36 so I will most definetly see some poo poo before the end. I am just selfishly hoping it will be "bad poo poo that happens on the other side of the world in the news" and not a local version of thunderdome Man, I wish I could roll the clock back five years to before I started reading the papers on how rapidly things are going to unravel. What an innocent time. E: I'm not being snarky, it really was a nice time. It's really hard for me to enjoy hiking or anything anymore.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2021 20:10 |
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Xaris posted:Even if you didn't, it's very noticeable for even the most innocent rube. like forests and hills are just completely dead and silent now, and dry as a bone. maybe you'll hear a bird or two, and probably some ants. actually leaving the 'burbs/city and going out into nature is the most starkest contrast to how bad things are. It's really really bad now. It used to be that I had to cross into the high-alpine, above the treeline, and on a wind less day to get that "Deafening Silence" effect - where the lack of any sound other than your own is so profound that it becomes its own sensory effect and spreads to your other senses. You can feel it pressing in on you when you're particular high up. Last trip, last week, we got that effect while sitting at a sub-alpine lake at noon. The blue and huckle berry bushes were full to bursting, pounds and pounds of berries. Mushrooms where everywhere, but we heard no birds and saw no scat from any smaller animals. Nothing was being eaten. There were no mosquitos or blackflies to taunt us, and there should have been. In the boulder fields where marmots should have been playing and making alarm calls as we got close, there was nothing. It was deeply unsettling. This was an area I've visited several times since 2013, on roughly the same week each time, I know what it should be like up there. Rime has issued a correction as of 21:29 on Sep 20, 2021 |
# ¿ Sep 20, 2021 21:27 |
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Bathtub Cheese posted:Even if the only significance it ends up having is aliens advanced enough to come across it just go “lmao” and move on. Cope: Joking about aliens discovering our remains as a way of assigning some kind of relevance to our actions. A modern day "remember me" rattled from the throat of a dying race. Woke: Realizing there may never be another intelligence which is aware of and contextualizes our existence once we are gone, rendering us so totally absent from the universe that it will be as if we never existed at all.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2021 00:09 |
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Conspiratiorist posted:We know it's a consequence of human activity, but just like with the thiamine deficiency across the trophic chain, we have no idea by what mechanisms is it that insect biomass is collapsing, because it's exceeding what would be expected from shifting temperature bands or ecosystem loss due to land-use changes. Dumping Terratonnes of insecticide and herbicide into the environment for the better part of a century, in addition to a myriad of poorly-disposed industrial contaminants which have the same effect on these creatures, at exponentially increasing rates, had a pretty obvious end state for anyone with half a brain. Rime has issued a correction as of 02:40 on Sep 21, 2021 |
# ¿ Sep 21, 2021 02:38 |
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Rectal Death Adept posted:I think if we mandate that half of all cars be electric by 2030 we might make some progress I'm pretty sure I ate a probe back in 2018/19 for pointing out (fairly obviously) that the USA would have fully weaponized its southern border by 2050 and just gun down anyone crossing it. I really wasn't expecting them to start rolling out the first stages of that before we were even into the 2020's. Those pictures are loving insane.
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2021 02:29 |
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2021 04:41 |
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Serf posted:hold on, why do the babies have so much more polyester in their shits than me? what gives Packaged food, suckling on clothing, suckling on toys. Your average child probably spends the first three years of life with their mouth full of plastic 24/7 now.
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2021 14:51 |
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bad boys for life posted:https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/23/weather/lake-powell-power-generation-outlook/index.html I'm not going to lie, my greatest fear for the 2030's is that the western USA collapses before automotive fuel infrastructure does, and large waves of desperate Americans are able to make their way to northern BC instead of stalling out in the interior when they run out of fuel...
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2021 16:05 |
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Trabisnikof posted:please we've had a plan to do this for over 70 years now I've always heard (And told people as a fun factoid) that the Army Corp of Engineers had a plan in the forties to dam the entire Rocky Mountain Trench, but I've never actually seen it on paper. OMG.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2021 22:00 |
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Dying crops, spiking energy bills, showers once a week. In South America, the climate future has arrived. The Panaras River. The Urus del Lago Poopó Indigenous community sits along the salt-crusted former shoreline of Lake Poopó in Punaca, Bolivia. Bolivia's second-largest lake dried up six years ago. Rime has issued a correction as of 15:37 on Sep 25, 2021 |
# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 15:34 |
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ughhhh posted:https://inhabit.global/ That's some real impressively hyper concentrated amero-centric cope bargaining, thank you, I needed a solid LMAO at the end of my day.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2021 02:23 |
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ughhhh posted:https://inhabit.global/ Okay, okay, I read this again. With all sincerity this is the dumbest poo poo I've read in months, possibly all year. This is like reading sixteen year old me's vision of how to smash the system, maaaaaaaaaan.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2021 03:03 |
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Greta Thunberg posted:“There is no planet B, there is no planet blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah," she said.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2021 15:24 |
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Hopefully this thread gets moved elsewhere if the mods ice the subforum. I'd hate for the excellent LMAO culture we've developed here to be scattered to the winds.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2021 19:59 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:lmao rime what are you doing advertising this thread in the QCS shooting thread while making a bid for cspam mod? I have a crippling addiction to LMAO's, it's always been a problem. E: I forgot the entire first page of this thread is empty quotes, LOL. Rime has issued a correction as of 20:39 on Sep 28, 2021 |
# ¿ Sep 28, 2021 20:21 |
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silicone thrills posted:Are we legit gonna have to put sarc marks at the end of any post where there's mention of morons who think population is the biggest global warming/climate change problem? Reading comprehension has never been strong on the point of differentiating between "earnestly desires a thing" and "explains how and why a thing is going to occur and is largely unavoidable." LOL'in at Goon Thanos tho, finally got my LMAO hit.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2021 00:43 |
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Judge denies application to extend injunction against protests at Fairy Creekquote:"On the other hand, methods of enforcement of the court's order have led to serious and substantial infringement of civil liberties, including impairment of the freedom of the press to a marked degree," Thompson said. RCMP just got their asses handed to them in the Supreme Court, for six months of brutalizing logging protestors in BC. Now we see if they obey the courts, or stick around and keep the beatings going.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2021 00:54 |
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‘Green growth’ doesn’t exist – less of everything is the only way to avert catastrophequote:It is simply not possible to carry on at the current level of economic activity without destroying the environment quote:There is a box labelled “climate”, in which politicians discuss the climate crisis. There is a box named “biodiversity”, in which they discuss the biodiversity crisis. There are other boxes, such as pollution, deforestation, overfishing and soil loss, gathering dust in our planet’s lost property department. But they all contain aspects of one crisis that we have divided up to make it comprehensible. The categories the human brain creates to make sense of its surroundings are not, as Immanuel Kant observed, the “thing-in-itself”. They describe artefacts of our perceptions rather than the world. quote:What would we see if we broke down our conceptual barriers? We would see a full-spectrum assault on the living world. Scarcely anywhere is now safe from this sustained assault. A recent scientific paper estimates that only 3% of the Earth’s land surface should now be considered “ecologically intact”. quote:We have no hope of emerging from this full-spectrum crisis unless we dramatically reduce economic activity. Wealth must be distributed – a constrained world cannot afford the rich – but it must also be reduced. Sustaining our life-support systems means doing less of almost everything. But this notion – that should be central to a new, environmental ethics – is secular blasphemy. The messaging is finally catching on, going wide, and I suspect the coming state change will be swift and catch a lot of the BAU deniers with their asses hanging out unprepared.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2021 15:05 |
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Paradoxish posted:My one tiny ray of hope comes from the fact that the messaging has been advancing rapidly over the last 2-3 years. It's probably too late anyway and we're all hosed, but it's like a switch flipped and suddenly the evidence of total catastrophe became too overwhelming for the optimists to keep pace. It's been a really, really rapid shift. I can't tell if it's because the pandemic pulled back the curtain on the fragility of our civilization and made the conversation easier, or because the end is extremely and very obviously nigh compared to just three or four years ago, or both. Either way, feels wierd to keep seeing opinions which I was repeatedly chain-probated over to try and silence - receive major news publication and pulled out from the fringes. E: A stance I've seen completely vanish recently is the old "well what if we changed everything about our lifestyles and it turns out it wasn't necessary???" . Granted, it's largely been supplanted by You can pry my lifestyle from my cold dead hands" but even that is an admission that poo poo is hosed directly because of us. Rime has issued a correction as of 16:12 on Sep 29, 2021 |
# ¿ Sep 29, 2021 16:09 |
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The Protagonist posted:You don't think the hyper-nationalism turned hyper-fascism will do every horrible thing possible in its power to prolong some semblance of the lifestyle the imperial core has afforded them thus far? IMO, this "collapse optimism" you reference is again a result of the Pandemic and the shenanigans in the USA and the UK pulling back the curtain on how fragile our governments control actually is. We like to imagine that our governments and power structures are various degrees of conniving in evil plans, because even if those plans are evil they still imply that there is competence at the top which has a firm grip on events - even if it's an evil grip. Instead the Pandemic revealed that western governance has been almost if not totally hollowed out by the effects of late stage capitalism, to the extent that they were unable to enforce basic pandemic control processes and turned into plague boilers so that poo poo like sports venues didn't lose money. It laid bare the supply chain fragility underlying our entire civilization and the harsh reality that if, for example, some rogue actor nuked Taiwan - it would likely end it once semiconductor stockpiles run out. We've hit the stage in the technological cycle where we require existing infrastructure to continue to function uninterrupted to build the components to maintain existing infrastructure. Semiconductor lithographer equipment manufacturers can't make the machines to spin up semiconductor capacity because the chips they required are so constrained, for example. If you disrupt a system like this, poo poo collapses and given how rapidly poo poo is falling apart it is deeply unlikely we'll see any outcome than a downward spiral. IMO, the hyper-nationalist fascism stage of this decline will be shockingly brief, because these institutions are inherently subject to physical systemic pressures so far out of their control (and possibly comprehension) that they will be unable to muster the control over circumstance necessary to maintain control over territory. Primarily because the people running that show will be the same types who got us here, who fundamentally are incapable of understanding the depth of the poo poo we are in, and are incapable of maintaining the "imperial core" as it exists today - before poo poo gets Real. Fascism in the West, no matter how much oil they pump and how hard they jackboot minorities and social agitators, will not avert the collapse of industrial agriculture and subsequent apocalyptic dust storms as heat-dome induced winds strip the soil from depleted fields and scour the continent with it. They will not restore the flow of the Colorado River. The effects of the food supply collapsing will however, in very short order, end any form of central governance. IMO this is not "optimism" that capitalism is going to suddenly collapse in the near future, per SE, rather it is dawning recognition that every power, economic, or social structure currently known to man is Utterly hosed by the systemic chain reactions we've unleashed - and are now close enough to see the end of.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2021 18:40 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-09-30/us-declares-23-species-including-ivory-billed-woodpecker-extinct/100502454 This explains why when I went to a turbine site in West Texas and asked about reporting bird kills, as they didn't mention it during orientation, they just laughed and joked about the oil well ponds all over everywhere. I thought they were just playing fast and loose with the law, at the time.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2021 00:58 |
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Hexigrammus posted:Really enjoying all the about this today. An unexpectedly good decision. Never fear, coastal gaslink has an injunction up north getting spicy so the jackbooted Pinkertons will be headed up there in short order to brutalize some more first nations off camera.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2021 03:29 |
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Rime has issued a correction as of 23:34 on Sep 7, 2022 |
# ¿ Sep 30, 2021 04:04 |
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Hey, sincerely thank you for posting this. This thread trends overwhelmingly North American and its great to get some perspective on the poo poo people are dealing with outside of this bubble, without it filtering through a dehumanizing news lens first. I'm so sorry.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2021 03:47 |
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Opening bets in how long before Rapacity is accused of being my D&D parachute.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2021 13:29 |
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Rime has issued a correction as of 23:28 on Sep 7, 2022 |
# ¿ Oct 2, 2021 20:36 |
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BIG HEADLINE posted:Capitalism is a process of destroying the Earth by mollifying the population with vices they're unwilling to give up. As I said to a friend last week when they were confused why the CCP seems to be beelining for extinction "despite past long term planning on large scales of their communist government" : The problem is the means of production, not who has seized them.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2021 01:41 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 00:35 |
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Let's back off from this line of discussion, thanks.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2021 12:24 |