[Biosphere Collapse] 420 days of blazin' it

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Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

silicone thrills posted:

I started reading New York 2140 by KSR and I realized that he actually seems to legitimately think the markets can be a positive force and its very disconcerting. I'm only about 20% in tho so ill let yall know if that changes but it feels like its going that direction again.

It gets worse lol

Stick to Aurora/ Mars trilogy

# ¿ Sep 17, 2021 10:15

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 07:31

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Cup Runneth Over posted:

would love to see how goons hilariously gently caress up this one

It's a time forward machine that jumps you directly into +15C cloudless future

# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 20:29

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

T-Paine posted:

lmao

"'Stay angry' - Obama urges youth to push leaders on climate"

Sit down, oil man

Meanwhile, back in 2016...

# ¿ Nov 9, 2021 00:41

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

*wiping down the inside of the microwave and wringing the cloth into a glass* hahaha I shall live forever! Forever!!

The cloth is cotton-plastic blend :twisted:

# ¿ Nov 26, 2021 13:57

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Me, mouth full of cum: "plaspics now oupweigh all biolopipal lithe" *resumes sucking*

Why not skip the middleman and start sucking and loving plastic :yeshaha:

# ¿ Jan 20, 2022 18:19

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Being a self aware extinction event owns lol

# ¿ May 1, 2022 17:16

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

emTme3 posted:

I just did a bunch of acid and crack-pinged to a whole new dimension.

It turns out that now, when we live, there is a collective 'i am a sentient extinction event' emergent consciousness that can be...accessed. It's a level of self-understanding that is totally dehumanizing and depersonalizing, and I'm pretty sure anybody who can handle it and has done their homework can access at will. It couldn't have existed until recently, because it was only recently possible that a sapient extinction event was able to cognize itself as a sapient mass extinction. It's probably the final mutation of Hegel's geist.

Everything becomes incredibly hilarious and what you thought of as your individual identity gets kind of irretrievably shredded. But it's a consciousness that's just kind of standing there, available to be accessed at any time to anybody who notices. You can kinda move into and back out of it deliberately. You can experience yourself and your life as a mass extinction event in a way that's like, the apotheosis of human self-understanding, but is also decidedly 100% post-human.

It is like having cthuluesque demon peering through your own skull. Post-human consciousness is here motherfuckers goddamn holy gently caress.

Every once in a while I 'member this post and sigh with contentment

# ¿ May 1, 2022 22:06

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Just use captured energy to power a giant AC, to cool the planet!

# ¿ May 17, 2022 13:58

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Goons may be largely large and very dirty but even then I doubt that your showers will make a noticeable dent

# ¿ May 17, 2022 14:22

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Enfys posted:

The rain in Spain stays mostly in the...?

https://www.thejournal.ie/spain-heatwave-5769432-May2022/

It broke the previous record from 7 years ago that for some reason people thought could not be repeated, but also tourists find it inconvenient

Wont somebody think of the tourists!

# ¿ May 21, 2022 15:16

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

mawarannahr posted:

Kobold Metals??

Its a trap

# ¿ Aug 15, 2022 16:50

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

A lot of balloons maybe idk

# ¿ Sep 18, 2022 00:22

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Maybe someone could build a corpse eating drone?? Just an idea haha

# ¿ Dec 31, 2022 04:58

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

A terminator that eats people is just, like, some guy, you didn't need to invent one

# ¿ Dec 31, 2022 15:50

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Now we just need to put that on a Toyota pickup and it's a perfect vehicle for 2050s

# ¿ Dec 31, 2022 20:56

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Unless they're flesh eating parrots it's just not the same

# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 14:01

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

In humans it usually lasts for 80-90 years

# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 16:48

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

The biosphere is more like the thin layer of oil and condiment on the fragile skin of the dumpling, wrapped around a hot molten metal core.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2023 16:42

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Tbh it's not wrong, once the hyper tornado ragdolls you into stratosphere you're both dead and it's no longer a problem

# ¿ Jan 16, 2023 21:18

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

It's one of those monkey paw things

# ¿ Jan 16, 2023 21:18

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Hubbert posted:

good to know that climate doom and nihilism is now the intellectual property of FOX

They gonna DMCA this whole thread and save the humanity from climate doomers lol

# ¿ Jan 24, 2023 00:14

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Trains are pretty green, sounds like we're doing ok

# ¿ Jan 25, 2023 14:25

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I mean with any luck at least a marginal percentage of them will get locked in by faulty software and immolated by faulty batteries :shrug:

Silver linings y'all

# ¿ Jan 26, 2023 17:23

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Overpriced, does not model trains with enough accuracy. So obviously I purchased the game and $420.69 worth of dlcs

# ¿ Jan 26, 2023 17:32

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Satellite-based laser directly tracking the locomotive's boiler like some kinda finger of god from orbit

# ¿ Jan 26, 2023 20:14

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Bio-sphere too ostentatious for today's minimalist consumer, why not bio-dome?

# ¿ Jan 26, 2023 23:30

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Back in the day we just shat onto our great potato hunting grounds, mayhaps we need to return to that

# ¿ Jan 28, 2023 18:28

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Should have stayed in the ocean tbh

# ¿ Jan 31, 2023 00:18

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I thought those muppets were holding him hostage

# ¿ Jan 31, 2023 18:01

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Americans will come after our precious bodily fluids once we deny the lakes, count on it

# ¿ Feb 1, 2023 01:07

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Wait I thought you were supposed to dig up

# ¿ Feb 1, 2023 12:40

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Really we should be proud of the machine exterminators killing all life on earth, they are following in our footsteps and as parents it's everything one would wish for

# ¿ Feb 1, 2023 14:33

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I'm not shocked at all

# ¿ Feb 2, 2023 19:58

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Should have shot it into space imo

# ¿ Feb 4, 2023 16:46

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Just ram it onto a beach, could make a pretty good summer camp for the kids whilst all the copper is being stripped and ziplines installed

# ¿ Feb 4, 2023 16:52

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

no

automation took the noble career of pisseur from us.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2023 20:09

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Microplastics posted:

Some of us still carry the torch.

It's a goddamn hobby now, stop lying to yourself.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2023 20:16

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Death is certain

# ¿ Feb 7, 2023 18:21

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Has anyone tried shooting at the cloud?

# ¿ Feb 9, 2023 00:48

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 07:31

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

How bad is that stuff for trees and other vegetation? Are we going to see a hosed up death zone like the red forest but way worse?

Did they ever say what the stuff was

# ¿ Feb 9, 2023 22:16

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