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the dataset simply isn't large enough. No one here would say that we haven't done a really good job at skewing the data, but on a long enough timeline surely the planet has heated and cooled various times, and our efforts will amount to nothing other than a notable blip in the history of mass extinctions. The rate at which we've accomplished our goals is impressive but if you've purposely selected data from a specific time period when we already know things are changing then you don't really have the true mean and calculating any standard deviation from that mean is not about probability any more but volatility. And it's getting volatile much faster than expected, but it's really not that bad yet.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2023 04:05 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 01:43 |
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i believe we're being drained of our resources by the annanaki who live on the moon
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2023 00:50 |
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everyone should bury their heads in the soil and exhale deeply
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2023 01:43 |
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there's still reasons to be optimistic if you're a cannibal. Think of all the slow-cooked free range meats that are soon to hit the market.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2023 23:58 |
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dunno what y'all are talking about but I'm pretty sure at the community and individual level you look out for your friends and don't treat them as a resource to be exploited for profit as we do at a macro level.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2023 02:20 |
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quote:the state of our oceans is supported by
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2023 01:44 |
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Microplastics posted:
quote:If using public transport, the average is 34 square kilometres in America versus 63 square kilometres in Europe. roughly comparable may as well mean they are both numbers
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2023 00:18 |
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it's not bad until we start converting subway tunnels into housing
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2023 01:42 |
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bl1ndsight posted:one of the few decent books by a human. see i fuckin warned you about moon ananaki
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2023 02:37 |
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im working on making it so the seeds can only grow when sprayed with company approved chemicals
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2023 06:37 |
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what if we just put like a big trench in the middle of each lane of the road and we have to connect our exhausts to an emission funnel system that pipes all that waste back into the earth or something
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2023 23:28 |
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getting close to the end of the mass extinctions book,. gonna read vollmann's climate change stuff after. A++ thank you thread
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2023 15:04 |
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many posts to read but wanted to say i'm like 30 pages into "carbon ideologies" and I think vollmann is awesome
swamp thong has issued a correction as of 11:23 on Dec 5, 2023 |
# ¿ Dec 5, 2023 11:16 |
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Stereotype posted:I’m declaring myself a net negative carbon emitter right now by putting a very large negative number in my table of carbon emissions and not explaining it. i thought you died of malaria, good to see you sincerely, mayor dave's office
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2023 11:21 |
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for every degree of warming, i turn my aircon down 3
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2024 23:20 |
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i will never stop pressing the dispense treat button
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2024 14:52 |
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i ended up watching how to blow up a pipeline and thought it was entertaining and appreciated that nothing changed in the end
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2024 14:00 |
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i'm having enough kids to rule my local municipality. I've chosen our home based on low birth rates and aging demographics my kids will grow strong and expand northward, i have been diligently working on a manifesto that lays out the plan in excruciating detail. I have read this thread from end to end and now have the end date locked down on modern civilization. If you're just now having sex, you're already too late but swear fealty to me and your babies will lead an honest life toiling in the plastic fields or ethically and sustainably working the boomer kill floor, you also get to wear your recycled polyester Hawaiian shirt on casual fridays. For those who have been selfless and empathetic enough to not have their junk work, i and my megalomans thank you
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2024 16:06 |
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microplastics are over once the oceans are boiling
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2024 12:08 |
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hotsprings eternal
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 08:55 |
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keep it up and maybe we can beat our own expectations
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 11:59 |
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record mild lmao
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2024 13:00 |
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mid winter is now mid af
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2024 13:08 |
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the democrats will put sunglasses on the planet
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2024 15:21 |
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I'm going to keep spraying my boost oxygen cans into the atmosphere
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2024 15:35 |
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I disagree, proud to announce I dispose all my cigarette butts thoughtfully, returning them to nature. I put immense effort into this, sometimes I will smoke a whole pack just to finish a mural of a baby being strangled by a diesel engine
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2024 23:15 |
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:Decent article from Jonathon Porritt. https://www.jonathonporritt.com/mainstream-climate-science-the-new-denialism/ you gotta estimate conservatively or you will be on the wrong side of being wrong
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2024 09:33 |
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even the planet is becoming sterile
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2024 12:35 |
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love to be spitroasted by something the circumference of earth
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2024 13:04 |
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im giving the ocean electroconvulsive therapy by throwing my batteries in there as we speak
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2024 14:22 |
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hello
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2024 14:42 |
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i just asked my ai how much energy its wasting talking to me and it told me that it consumed four to five times the amount of energy as i would have wasted doing the same thing with google search, so i think everything's gonna be ok
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2024 15:43 |
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Hubbert posted:ask the AI how to make a better coastal protection sand dune its answer said i should limit human disturbance so kill the rich i guess
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2024 16:08 |
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thank you to everyone who put their icecubes in the ocean this week, you are making a positive difference for fisheries
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2024 14:44 |
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"they'll have to pry my air conditioning from my 16 degrees celsius hands" -CEO of some oil company probably
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2024 01:19 |
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we need to take the biosphere down with us. I don't want to risk being mocked by aliens or future squidmen.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2024 13:55 |
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There's definitely something to be said for the meekness of climate science in the face of almost certain doom and that something is drat it's good to be enjoying the last sweet treats
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2024 12:20 |
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Motivating collective action by not flushing the toilet.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2024 17:00 |
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making my rear end clap with a lead based snack
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 05:15 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 01:43 |
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i'm really glad that there's nothing i could do personally that would make any difference. all that is asked of me is i keep generating value for shareholders and i can enjoy just a little bit of treats
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 12:48 |