[Biosphere Collapse] 420 days of blazin' it

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Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

If climate change so loving bad, why do I still have to go to work?

# ¿ Sep 16, 2021 20:06

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 22:32

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

We're so hosed, it's not even not funny

# ¿ Sep 17, 2021 20:10

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

ScootsMcSkirt posted:

i mean, its kinda funny

That's what I said!

# ¿ Sep 18, 2021 05:25

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Cloks posted:

i don't think there is a way for Americans to eat sustainably at this point

we should eat our own poo poo

Egg Moron has issued a correction as of 23:54 on Sep 24, 2021

# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 23:50

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

bowser posted:

https://twitter.com/halftroll/status/1441734323082698758?s=21

lol get wrecked vacation homeowners

or not

quote:

Because federal law prohibits FEMA from raising any homeowner�s flood insurance rates by more than 18 percent a year, it could take 20 years before some current homeowners are charged their full rates under the new system.

For example, Jennifer Zales, a real estate agent who lives in Tampa, pays $480 a year for flood insurance. Under the new system, her rates will eventually reach $7,147, according to Jake Holehouse, her insurance agent.

And that is prompting lawmakers from both parties to line up to block the new rates, which will be phased in over several years.
�We are extremely concerned about the administration�s decision to proceed,� Senator Bob Menendez, a New Jersey Democrat, and eight other senators from both parties, including the majority leader, Chuck Schumer, Democrat of New York, wrote in a letter on Wednesday to Deanne Criswell, the administrator of the Federal Emergency Management Agency.

nothing is ever going to change until all that poo poo is wiped off the map by the angry seas

so still lol

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 17:03

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

also, thanks democrat party! the party of science!

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 17:05

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

mag posted:

G_d's Pee AT STATE'S END!

edit: i hope when i inevitably wind up in some sort of tom joad-esque wandering across the dust-blasted hellscape that is california in 5-10 years, someone recites iron maiden lyrics at me with the same profundity

Have you considered that the golden goose is on the loose and never out of season

# ¿ Sep 28, 2021 12:06

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Or have you pondered over walking in the city, looking oh so pretty

# ¿ Sep 28, 2021 12:13

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Stick around, Mr Climate Enjoyer, things are really starting to...

Cook

# ¿ Oct 21, 2021 12:55

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Cars are poo poo

# ¿ Oct 31, 2021 00:46

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Based solutions to climate change

Call the CO2 in the atmosphere a cuck

# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 19:59

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Climate change is a market based problem and it only makes sense that there is a market based solution

# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 20:04

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

r u ready to WALK posted:

the free market is going to solve the problem for us
unfortunately the solution will look exactly like

https://i.imgur.com/GILHzoO.mp4

Do, my friends, become addicted to number. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence and that is good

# ¿ Nov 5, 2021 13:07

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

I am looking forward to the unravelling

I have put a lot if work into fitting into society. I quit drinking 11 years ago. Quit smoking cigarettes 7 years ago. Been working as a respectable teacher for a decade. All so I can be clear eyed and clear headed while fuckers kill the planet in front of me

Can't wait to say gently caress it and go back to da old me

# ¿ Nov 5, 2021 13:12

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Everyone getting obese on this old rear end ground water

# ¿ Nov 5, 2021 19:57

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

All I'm saying is that it would be bad rear end if those Chinese speedy missiles turned a us carrier group into a nuclear powered artificial reef

# ¿ Nov 8, 2021 21:26

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

It's bad rear end how hosed we are

Like, turbofucked

That chart about the amount of carbon the top 1% of the US produces is just lol. makes no sense why the rest of the world doesn't band together to destroy the United states to save their own rear end

Seems like the thing preventing that is the global class solidarity of the wealthy

Lol

# ¿ Nov 9, 2021 20:49

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Cope 26

# ¿ Nov 11, 2021 15:22

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

I think we should keep assuming everything is going to be fine and then work backwards to a climate action plan

# ¿ Nov 14, 2021 21:59

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Alright, the biosphere has been a failure

What about a biocube?

Or the biopyramid? The pyramid is the strongest of shapes.

# ¿ Nov 17, 2021 14:43

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

poo poo, we really need Jesus to come back or for aliens to reveal themselves or a thermonuclear war or some poo poo, poo poo can't go on like this!

# ¿ Nov 20, 2021 04:25

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

If you can, get your teeth fixed before the collapse comes.

I got like 3 crowns and a root canal this year after having no insurance through my 20s and smoking cigarettes like crazy

It's expensive as poo poo but tooth pain takes you out of the motherfucking game.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2021 21:16

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Look man, I still have to go to work every day so what the gently caress do I care?

Call me when climate change cancels the economy

I'll have you know that number has never been more up.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2021 20:03

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

If the earth couldn't handle human activity, the dumb bitch shouldn't have made us

# ¿ Nov 29, 2021 21:11

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

I am microdosing macroplastics to build a tolerance

# ¿ Dec 1, 2021 21:16

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Itd be bad rear end if Jesus came back and punished the poo poo out of the wicked

# ¿ Dec 3, 2021 21:08

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

sorry, you are made of plastic and will never die, enjoy hell forever

# ¿ Dec 11, 2021 01:14

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Seriously tho, if climate were a problem, Jeb! would fix it

# ¿ Dec 18, 2021 00:49

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

We never really had a chance

# ¿ Jan 10, 2022 21:14

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Coffee is loving good

Indulging a substance you are addicted to feels loving great

I used to smoke and I loving loved it. If smoking wasn't so harsh on teeth, I would have smoked forever.

Anyway, I hope coffee is ok

# ¿ Jan 17, 2022 03:34

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

What about khat? Is that doing ok?

I'd chew khat till my brin rotted, I guess

# ¿ Jan 17, 2022 04:17

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Oglethorpe posted:

instant coffee half a shelf life of around 20 years

Id drink that swill I guess

# ¿ Jan 17, 2022 04:47

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

mediaphage posted:

tbh instant coffee doesn�t really taste like coffee either. the starbucks vias aren�t too bad.

more to the point tho learn to roast. green beans will last several years with proper storage. and honestly with a good freezer you might manage twenty years.

I'm not making coffee put of green beans, get the gently caress out of town

# ¿ Jan 17, 2022 04:48

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Yeah, having a partner that is on the same page would be ideal but there are massive ideological hurdles to crack pinging and it's hard to meet someone who checks the boxes.

For many, it's a choice between being totally alone or biting your tongue

Not ideal but that's life

# ¿ Jan 19, 2022 15:13

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

I am in the middle of a potentially terminal fight with my lib Sig other right now. I try to do my best to be wholly present and not be a bastard bitchboy doomer but I just can't muster enthusiasm for the mundane poo poo. I just wanna come home, watch bad sci fi and get stoned I guess. I need to face that my deepest longings include posting and binging mst3k

I tried

# ¿ Jan 20, 2022 21:09

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Sg1 also had some of the best gag episodes.

wormhole xtreme episode

The groundhogs day episode with Tealc getting hit by the door every time it reset

# ¿ Jan 21, 2022 14:37

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Sg1 also has those amazing callback episodes

All the poo poo with the Aschen is some of the best sci fi tv

# ¿ Jan 21, 2022 14:42

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

this hosed rear end crazy world, drat

never felt better about neglecting my 401k

# ¿ Jan 22, 2022 05:35

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

it really sucks about the environment and all but the football this weekend has been really loving good

# ¿ Jan 24, 2022 03:43

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 22:32

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/GretaThunberg/status/1486007550071947267

finally, a solution!

# ¿ Jan 26, 2022 03:28

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