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Thorn Wishes Talon posted:

it started going down :smug:



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AMOC Time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guNfdqpk7bA

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perhaps we should breed wild fires with domesticated fires to produce a more docile form

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for now, these hot days, is the mad blood stirring

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are we all dead yet

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last month it was spoonbills, now we have flamingos



https://www.jsonline.com/story/sports/outdoors/2023/09/22/five-flamingos-spotted-in-port-washington-wisconsin-in-lake-michigan/70933897007/

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Icelandic fissures still ain't nothing to gently caress with. See: Skaftáreldar, aka the 1783 Laki eruption.

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no no no like this

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hmm, 1000? then we'd only need about... 3 billion of these to restore the earth to pre-civilization levels

get to work everyone

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robotree

part tree

part machine

all cope

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in soviet russia, carbon capture you!

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in 2050 the supreme court rules that carbon is speech, and thus protected under the first amendment

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uhhh, yeah, uhhh, i'll get a bug mac with a large order of flies

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no onions

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quiggy posted:

christ that's unsettling

yeah who chose that font

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plastic guns, but the bullets have seeds in them so you plant a tree every time you waste someone

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bdork, bdork, bdork!

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Currently 55°F in the frozen tundra of NE Wisconsin.

Only one day this week will have high temps below freezing. Then the next day back up to 50+.

We've had like one week of continuous winter so far.

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Conspiratiorist posted:

It's the parent not the baby.

every parent was a baby once

a foul, detestable baby

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THE FIRES AT NIGHT

ARE BIG AND BRIGHT

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Salt Fish posted:



What's torcon?

(probability of a tornado within 50 miles of you)/10

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turning earth into venus is not enough let's light this bitch on fire and make a new sun

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capitalism will not be satisfied until the earth is a white hot orb of electron degenerate plasma

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MightyBigMinus posted:

that wouldn't even come close

fun fact, it was actually a soviet professor that outlined the planet, solar system and galactic scales of energy consumption that civilizations would attain 'based on the axiom of exponential growth'

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kardashev_scale

destroying earth is just getting started

oh of course, i just mean capitalism would be satisfied with the earth. capitalism is destined to achieve cosmological hegemony as the only force known not be subject to the second law of thermodynamics. as we all know, economic growth, and therefore profit, is unbounded. the invisible hand of the free market weaves the very fabric of space-time.

all im saying is we should speed things up a bit and build the jupiter pipeline to fuel a megascale fusion torch and just blast this bitch until we drain the bringer of jollity down to its metallic hydrogen core. the sooner all chemistry ceases to occur here the better.

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economic activity is limited only by available floor space, as most activity occurs indoors.

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I'm Pyrosome Rick!

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the purpose of life is the investigation of the sun, the moon, and the heavens

they all say we're hosed

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CARR - ING - TON!! CARR - ING - TON!! CARR - ING - TON!!

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