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Randy Travesty

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Stoner Sloth posted:

*true australia fact* harold holt was our prime minister (think president but no one takes it that seriously mate) from 1966-1967, until he 'mysteriously' disappeared while swimming at cheviot beach. wild speculation reigned free - did he drown? get eaten by the local fauna? kidnapped by the japanese/soviets in a miniature submarine?

anyway he is mourned to this day in the form of the harold holt memorial swimming pool

This is the most Australian poo poo I've ever heard lmao

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Randy Travesty

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I want to swim in the Harold Holt memorial swimming pool but I legitimately cannot swim in fresh water so I too shall drown like Harold Holt, allowing him to return to this plane of existence.

Randy Travesty

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Nah yeah means yes
Yeah nah means no
Nah yeah nah means oh gently caress no

Randy Travesty

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In Australia it is illegal to wuck furries; a shameful crime, punishable by Sydney rent and your bogan cousin Donny is your roommate for the next five years.

Randy Travesty

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I would be cheating if I participated, I have an insidue maun (my good brother lives in NSW).

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I've read trashed crew, this checks out

Randy Travesty

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"Caught the bozzie from a wogger down in Adelaide an now my britches are knackered" is maybe my favorite thing I've ever heard sometime say aloud.

True or false?

Randy Travesty

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It's false because it's nonsense mostly. Adelaide isn't even a real place, look it up.

Randy Travesty

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I have attempted to explain a "bogan's BBQ" (I last heard that used a looooong time ago) to people before but they just kind of look at me funny because they don't actually believe anyone would use old tyres to cook roo and yet

Western Australia vOv even people from WA don't fuckin get WA

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I'm laughing so hard I'm crying, Jesus

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