empty whippet box posted:

Neo walks through the crowd of people, nearly bumping into all of them. Morpheus is talking, but he's distracted by someone - no, some thing - he sees in the crowd up ahead. As he gets closer he sees it more clearly. It's about 3 and a half feet tall, shorter than the people around him. Morpheus' voice seems distant, unimportant now as he gets a clear look at the creature. It is oblong and fleshy, with wirey black hairs sticking out haphazardly across what seems to be its torso. It has two circular eyes which stare unconcernedly through him as it walks, and a mouth with thin lips pressed together in an unconcerned, but perhaps slightly amused, expression. It has thin arms and hands with 3 fingers on it with no fingernails and short legs which don't seem like they should support its girth. As it walks by, naked, Neo sees that it's rear end portrudes out in what he has to admit is a somewhat pleasing manner, and there is a dick and balls sticking out of the buttcrack, the dick erect and proud, pointing into the sky as the balls flop and dangle. The creature makes eye contact with him.

Morpheus suddenly stands right in front of him, stopping him.

"Are you listening, Neo, or are you looking at the dickbutt?"

"what?"