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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
finished reading all the threads i usually read and then even read some bonus ones that i dont. cruised around some forum indexes and read some of those too.

i have another question while we're here: what do people that dont post all day do on their phone / computer? everyone is on their phone all day or their computer if theyre sitting at the big desk or maybe on their bed if theyre a girl, but if you dont post all day what do u do on the computer? wtf are these people doing? ???

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

i didnt gas it i dont think

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
its a cool vid tho

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Dustcat posted:

it's called work you weirdo

we browse the internet, mostly twitter

there is no way anyone works for more than like 4 hours a day. its impossible.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Buy a guitar then post in the guitar thread

i took trumpet and piano natch

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Dustcat posted:

seven and a half hours a day baby, from this day until the last day, this is my compact as it has been and as it shall be

you gonna sit here and tell me u got ur nose to the grindstone for 7 and a half hours per day lol. absolutely comedy goldmine itt. no way this is true unless ur working on a chain gang like cool hand luke. taking a piss boss.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

You're drat near a one man jazz band

suck at both tho rip

Dustcat posted:

lol @ playing trumpet, at least pick a woodwind if you're gonna

woodwinds are for girls unless its a sax which is a sex instrument that gets you hella laid. very simple. but also famous cartoon linsa simpson plays the sax. maybe there is more to this than meets the eye. will require more research

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Dustcat posted:

i have always earned my pay

yea at the dick sucking factory. :w00t:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Probably Magic posted:

I 'unno, I've been playing Deltarune and being real bad at bullet hells, like, so bad the game crashed, lol.

nice

Mr. Sharps posted:

play video games, make music, whack it, lots to do other than post

sometimes it’s like that but I’m my own boss so i get to piss whenever I drat well please

i see

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Ian Anderson won best metal album while playing a flute you take your sass back

Saxophone is very sexual though it's like right in the name

Sexophone
Sexy saxman from saxograms.com

never liustened to metal but it sounds cool. do not post a youtube video of it itt please. too much noise/chaos in ths world as is....

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
heres the thing u can play a game or do somethign else but ultimately all those games suck compared to the ultimate game of all: posting.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

That DICK! posted:

remember that time we hung out? good times pal

should do it again. kiss eachoher on the lips & rear end and give eachother rare & deadly strains of COVID-19

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
can u guys believe that there are people out there who dont post? lmfao. the thought of it is so hosed up. that theyre not cyber-ly talking to like 300 people literally all day preparing edgelord zingers from dawn to dusk in training for the next rube at a houseparty to blast into orbit with a perfectly calibrated slur. lmfao.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

you can read things on your phone like illegal pirated ebooks and you'll get a big brain full of ideas on what to post about when you come back to forums

too many words in a row. not ebough avatars or refshing and books dont quote you. so hosed up

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Filthy Hans posted:

sometimes I look at the number of users currently viewing c-spam and I wonder how many of them are lurkers in the Trump thread, and if they appreciate my dedication to the craft of shitposting

they are reading the posts and they are your audience. consider this with every post!! all the worlds a stage!


The Voice of Labor posted:

lately I've been building a bunch of legos and lego knockoffs and posing them up and photographing them for lego agit prop. you know this, op, you're the only one who likes them. you should do the same. they don't have to be legos, p' much any toy can be made into a hilarious diorama with the help of, like, a color printer or a glossy photo magazine, some basic crafting supplies and a little imagination. smart phone cameras are pr'lly good enough that if you get a tripod and some sort of remote shutter trigger you should be able to take totally acceptable photos

yr lego works are beautiful :discourse:

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
The other night during /Karaoke/, my neighbors played 4 Non Blondes' 1992 hit rock single "What's Up" as our group-number denouement. I knew the lyrics to this song, somehow, despite not knowing the song nor having ever listened to it. A couple days later it dawned on me how: a proto-viral video of He-Man singing a rendition of this track, originally uploaded to this message board in 2005, which I have listened to probably 8000 times in the intervening years.

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