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I know there's a big debate around wood and coal ovens, and while I appreciate the allure of the coal fire, in the end, after a lot of research, and weighing my options I went with the classic wood oven. Sometimes though, late at night, I'll lay in bed and wonder if I made the right decision. If you want any beers I just stocked the fridge with a few. Got the Miller High Life and the Bud, but also a few IPAs in there. There's some wine as well! Maybe later I can show you the cellar! Got some pretty rare bourbon down there!
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May 10, 2024 22:56
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- Manifisto
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now that I put the dang thing in, I'm going to have to figure out how to mow around it. it'll change up my mowing pattern completely I guess, but I don't see how there was any way around that. I could have put the oven on the patio, but then it would be too close to the regular grill for an efficient two-station meal preparation setup. easy enough to change the mowing pattern, but there's the issue of the edges. god I may have to bust out the trimmer, haven't used that thing in over a year. need to check whether the string is still good, let me just put that as a to do on my palm pilot. yeah I have a fancy iphone now but I haven't figured out how to use it, the palm pilot is just simpler, you know? tried and true, no need to mess with perfection.
ty nesamdoom!
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Sep 20, 2021 16:45
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hardcore sound gets you hypah
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Yeah, I mean, as president of the HOA, I figure I hafta set an example, y’know? People should want to model their yards after mine. Thinking of adding a deck and a swimming pool. Maybe above-ground...just a little less headache, y’know? My yard should serve as an inspiration for all the houses in the neighborhood. It’s my responsibility as the HOA president, really.
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so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!
huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!
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Sep 20, 2021 16:55
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They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.
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yeah i just had it put in yesterday
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Sep 20, 2021 17:20
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*fastens new apron behind my neck that reads, "I'M PART ITALIAN, I JUST LEAVE THAT PART IN THE BACKYARD"*
*is terrified to wear the apron outside of my backyard or when guests are over*
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Sep 20, 2021 18:05
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*guests on their way, fastens around my neck on top of first apron a second apron that reads "PIE IN THE SKY? NO NEED, THERE'S ONE IN MY BACKYARD!"*
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Sep 20, 2021 18:06
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gets a neck tattoo that says "PIE MAN"
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Sep 20, 2021 18:06
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starts listening to soundcloud rappers and thinks maybe the Pie Man can have his come-up
actively seeks out articles about authors that didn't see success until they were in their 50s
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Sep 20, 2021 18:07
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*eating a delicious pizza with my beloved children and wife, slipping a pepperoni to the dog... audibly farting and saying "HOO BOY sounds like thunder's in the forecast" at least once per day... going to work and dreaming about the pizza, wearing a pepperoni and cheese printed necktie that my oldest gave to me to work, hoping people will ask about it... so many pizza secrets to share with the world... might make a food blog about it... make separate posts for all my custom burg inventions...gotta look into this squarespace thing... this might be big for me....*
*I make one post for a burg that is a South of the Border Delight with a Serious Southwest Kick... a Must-Try Masterpiece for Committed Chiliheads and then forget my log-in info for 3.5 years when I log back in and post about how to cook trader joe's eggrolls in the air fryer just right*
Lol
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Sep 20, 2021 20:07
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I see you, at the cookout, eyeing the pizza oven. "Hehe. Don't worry about it. I can't keep my eyes off her myself. She's a real beaut, isn't she? Yeah. I hand built her from a kit I bought online. Hahaha. Yeah. The ol' ball and chain was ready to kill me when she saw the credit card statement, but I managed to convince her to let me get it. Now, she loves it! This way I cook a few times a week, right? Hahaha!"
Soon I have you cornered. You clutch your beer helplessly, wordlessly hoping another guest will come to rescue you, but you're out of everyone's sight and nobody is there to interrupt as I go into a several hours long lecture on 00 flour, the differences between real buffalo mozzarella and that crap you buy at Kroger, the best olive oils for pizza, and how to make the perfect sauce with garden fresh tomatoes and herbs, or perhaps basil if you want to make a pesto pizza.
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 07:52 on Sep 21, 2021
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Sep 20, 2021 20:16
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- nut
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notice how there's a kind of dome structure? that helps with the ...heat
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Sep 20, 2021 20:29
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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nothing hits quite like the digiorno out the real pizza oven
 
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Sep 20, 2021 21:44
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- FutonForensic
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I mean it's called a "pizza" oven but you can make anything in it really. pies, bread, uh [blank stare, pulls out phone, types something] fish. Yeah I'm going to put fish in this.
 
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Sep 21, 2021 00:04
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Pizza? Oh, uh, yeah, yeah that's what that's for. Sometimes I just really want a freshly baked pizza in the middle of the night. So if you see me in the back yard late at night, I'm baking a pizza. That's what that was.
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Sep 21, 2021 01:11
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There he go
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The raccoons have started using my pizza oven at night
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Sep 21, 2021 04:07
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The raccoons have started using my pizza oven at night
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Sep 21, 2021 04:11
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- Escape From Noise
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I have become increasingly convinced that inner-city gangs are going to commandeer my pizza oven and force me, at gunpoint, to make calzones to be redistributed among the poor.
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Sep 21, 2021 04:32
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- Manifisto
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*having cornered a reluctant neighbor couple during the party* "a conventional oven can get up to around 500 degrees, 550 at best." said the dad. "this baby goes up to twelve thousand degrees. that's enough to incinerate essentially any material you put into it: concrete, rocks, steel, gemstones. it can heat metal to nearly the color and brightness of the sun. it can get so hot it is technically classified as a weapon. we show up on spy satellites with the heat signature of a bitcoin rig or a small nuclear explosion. any pizza you might put into it would vanish in a puff of smoke, probably along with whatever you used to put the pizza in the oven. it could burn down not just this house, not just this block, but this entire neighborhood. of course," he rolled his eyes, "debra disapproves."
ty nesamdoom!
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Sep 21, 2021 04:59
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afraid to be out in the yard at night because of raccoons/opossums/yard snakes... keep threatening to duck out and fire up a night za but everybody sees through my lies and sees the tiny little coward within
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Sep 21, 2021 05:02
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afraid to be out in the yard at night because of raccoons/opossums/yard snakes... keep threatening to duck out and fire up a night za but everybody sees through my lies and sees the tiny little coward within
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Sep 21, 2021 05:30
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*having cornered a reluctant neighbor couple during the party* "a conventional oven can get up to around 500 degrees, 550 at best." said the dad. "this baby goes up to twelve thousand degrees. that's enough to incinerate essentially any material you put into it: concrete, rocks, steel, gemstones. it can heat metal to nearly the color and brightness of the sun. it can get so hot it is technically classified as a weapon. we show up on spy satellites with the heat signature of a bitcoin rig or a small nuclear explosion. any pizza you might put into it would vanish in a puff of smoke, probably along with whatever you used to put the pizza in the oven. it could burn down not just this house, not just this block, but this entire neighborhood. of course," he rolled his eyes, "debra disapproves."
Geeze! Lighten up, Deb!
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Sep 21, 2021 11:48
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- How Wonderful!
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I only have excellent ideas
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*having cornered a reluctant neighbor couple during the party* "a conventional oven can get up to around 500 degrees, 550 at best." said the dad. "this baby goes up to twelve thousand degrees. that's enough to incinerate essentially any material you put into it: concrete, rocks, steel, gemstones. it can heat metal to nearly the color and brightness of the sun. it can get so hot it is technically classified as a weapon. we show up on spy satellites with the heat signature of a bitcoin rig or a small nuclear explosion. any pizza you might put into it would vanish in a puff of smoke, probably along with whatever you used to put the pizza in the oven. it could burn down not just this house, not just this block, but this entire neighborhood. of course," he rolled his eyes, "debra disapproves."
*paying 40% attention but just watched a youtube video about wok hei and desperate to impress Kim from down on Poplar Ln, yeah in the little duplex, she and Paul just finalized the divorce and I meeeean...*
bet you get good wok hei in that thing huh?
-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!
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Sep 21, 2021 12:48
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hardcore sound gets you hypah
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made the bricks myself
*stares at you with the intensity of ten thousand suns awaiting one question "how?"*
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so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!
huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!
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Sep 21, 2021 14:08
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