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It's a nice day for a white pizza Baking in the backYARD AGAIN |
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Playing air guitar on my camo-painted tactical peel. |
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Feb 25, 2022 20:05
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I'm not even sure if I like pizza that much. |
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Feb 27, 2022 03:55
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two weeks later, can’t see the pizza oven beneath all the reclaimed wood I found on the side of the road and left there for a sandbox I might buy for my 28 year old son in 5-6 years
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Feb 27, 2022 20:54
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I need to tell this thread something: today we went in to the mountains to visit Bingo Bango's dad and exchange very late holiday presents, and he gave us... a nice pizza oven for our backyard. So right now our backyard is covered in snow but when Spring is here we will be able to make the magic of this thread come to life.
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Mar 6, 2022 00:45
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How Wonderful! posted:I need to tell this thread something: today we went in to the mountains to visit Bingo Bango's dad and exchange very late holiday presents, and he gave us... a nice pizza oven for our backyard. So right now our backyard is covered in snow but when Spring is here we will be able to make the magic of this thread come to life. Congratulations! I think you'll make a wonderful father! Who's ready to chip in for a riding mower for the two soon to be dads? |
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Mar 6, 2022 05:37
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gleebster posted:I'm not even sure if I like pizza that much. One dad pipes up with "You probably just haven't had the right one yet!" and suddenly, you find yourself surrounded by a heard of dads with spatulas and pizza peels saying things like "There are so many varieties!" "Have you ever had a white pizza?" "...or one with pesto!" "You have to use quality ingredients!" "Yeah! Yeah! Good quality Italian meats are key!" "I know this great little Italian market. Here, let me pull up the info for you!" |
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Mar 6, 2022 05:57
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Escape From Noise posted:Congratulations! I think you'll make a wonderful father! I believe Bingo Bango is the dad of this equation because she immediately slapped the box the oven came in and said "hoh, let's get some pellets for this bad boy on the way home" and then referenced a store which tmk exclusively sells jerky and fisherman's potions and chainsaws.
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Mar 6, 2022 07:11
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How Wonderful! posted:I believe Bingo Bango is the dad of this equation because she immediately slapped the box the oven came in and said "hoh, let's get some pellets for this bad boy on the way home" and then referenced a store which tmk exclusively sells jerky and fisherman's potions and chainsaws. Dadhood comes at you fast |
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Mar 6, 2022 07:24
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pizza dads around the neighborhood come over to Dan’s for a beer and are stunned by his new green egg a new neighborhood arms race begins
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Mar 6, 2022 11:04
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Before Martha got pregnant and we settled in the suburbs I was working for a high-powered legal firm in NYC. Of course I couldn't keep it up with a baby on the way. Most of my old friends are partners now. Some are judges. One is up to be picked for the Surpreme Court. Every month they're in the newspapers and getting fan letters from younger lawyers. Me? It's mostly writing wills for old farmers or letters to the HOA. But this pizza oven... this makes it all worth it. Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Mar 6, 2022 |
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Mar 6, 2022 12:57
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dad eating an entire pizza crust with peanut butter on it: haha I love normal breakfast
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Mar 6, 2022 15:15
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Bright Bart posted:Before Martha got pregnant and we settled in |
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Mar 6, 2022 16:12
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nut posted:dad eating an entire pizza crust with peanut butter on it: haha I love normal breakfast |
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Mar 6, 2022 16:12
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*cracking open the trunk of my subaru impreza wagon* Yeah, just picked this bad boy up from my old man yesterday. He got a good deal on it too, which I was glad to hear because I don't want him going crazy on Christmas presents. Save that for the grandkids, amirite? Now, she's no Ooni but from what I've read these knockoffs are about on par. Yeah some guy on reddit was saying he can get his up to about 890 pretty regularly but I'm thinking with the right pellets I can get this beaut up to a good 950. Perfect for some crispy thin za.  I'm thinking while the wife is at the grocery tomorrow, I'm going to swing by that cast iron store down on Rt. 2. Hear they've got hickory pellets and, heh, buddy you don't need me to tell you what kind of magic I could work with a 5lb bag of those.
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Mar 7, 2022 01:56
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Bingo Bango posted:I'm thinking while the wife is at the grocery tomorrow, I'm going to swing by that cast iron store down on Rt. 2. Hear they've got hickory pellets and, heh, buddy you don't need me to tell you what kind of magic I could work with a 5lb bag of those. Are you walking to this much bally-hooed cast iron store?
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Mar 7, 2022 02:46
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For sale: pizza peel. Never opened.
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Mar 7, 2022 02:47
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nervous about not knowing what pellets are I throw them in a handful at a time from a safe distance, most missing the oven and falling on the ground
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Mar 7, 2022 05:48
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nut posted:nervous about not knowing what pellets are I throw them in a handful at a time from a safe distance, most missing the oven and falling on the ground pellets are the pizza's poop. they're extremely good luck
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Mar 7, 2022 05:56
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Standing in the yard for hours, staring at the oven, trying to craft the best dad joke where I say what sounds like "Peloton" but I'm actually saying I'm getting my "pellet on" so for a split second they think I'm talking about exercising but it turns out that gotcha, I'm talking about making a pizza! Which is kind of the opposite of exercising! Man it's going to be such an epic pun, the guys at work are gonna love it. I'm gonna use it at every opportunity. The kids will roll their eyes but I know that deep down they'll be impressed. This is gonna be great. "The Pellet On Guy," they'll call me. |
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Mar 7, 2022 06:26
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Pulling open the sliding glass door as fast as I can without breaking it, out of breath, visibly teary-eyed Guys, sports team is losing!!!! 
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Mar 7, 2022 07:18
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Do you think the town would notice if I burned some trash in this thing? I don't want to have to drive all the way down to the hazardous waste collection site. |
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Mar 7, 2022 07:20
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Buttchocks posted:Do you think the town would notice if I burned some trash in this thing? I don't want to have to drive all the way down to the hazardous waste collection site. Another Mestre da Pizza is born... |
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Mar 7, 2022 07:27
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Just assembled our artisanal pizza peel and brought the pellets in... a chill wind is blowing....
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Mar 7, 2022 17:41
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How Wonderful! posted:Just assembled our artisanal pizza peel and brought the pellets in... a chill wind is blowing.... 
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Mar 7, 2022 17:54
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Kombucha pizza with lettuce on top is a bit different, but hey if it works for you go for it! |
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Mar 8, 2022 00:00
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hey can u ask the chef in the back if u guys have marg or do i gotta just have pepperoni again
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Mar 8, 2022 00:27
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Finger Prince posted:Kombucha pizza with lettuce on top is a bit different, but hey if it works for you go for it! dippin' my crusts in kombucha
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Mar 8, 2022 00:44
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How Wonderful! posted:pellets are the pizza's poop. they're extremely good luck We use every part of the pizza but the squeal. |
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Mar 8, 2022 01:25
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Fueling my outdoor pizza oven with decks from the skateboards I confiscated from local kids. It's a crime not a sport!
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Mar 8, 2022 19:44
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Bright Bart posted:Fueling my outdoor pizza oven with decks from the skateboard I confiscated from local kids. It's a crime not a sport! Longboards are okay though... right? |
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Mar 9, 2022 08:34
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*starts using the word “bunkie” and talks about building one out back by the ‘za oven. has no idea what a bunkie is*
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Mar 9, 2022 15:22
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Oh. A pizza stone? Yeah. They're a pretty good first step, but let me tell ya...[leans in close] can't get that bubbling and char from the radiant heat like you do with a real brick oven!
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Oct 16, 2022 05:25
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How Wonderful! posted:I need to tell this thread something: today we went in to the mountains to visit Bingo Bango's dad and exchange very late holiday presents, and he gave us... a nice pizza oven for our backyard. So right now our backyard is covered in snow but when Spring is here we will be able to make the magic of this thread come to life. So...did you fire up any zas over the spring?
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Put mine in yesterday. Did it myself. Ain't no way I'm payin' some jackass to do it fer me. Got up at 5am, mowed the lawn, set some hunks o meat on the smoker, and started buildin'. Got the entire family comin' round later on today to try the bad boy out. Wish me luck, goons.
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