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Wall Balls posted:dear friends Lol didn't this storyline get ended abruptly because 9/11 happened and even WWE thought it was in poor taste?
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Sep 21, 2021 23:33
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HORNEY VAPE BRO posted:Lol didn't this storyline get ended abruptly because 9/11 happened and even WWE thought it was in poor taste? iirc it ended abruptly because the shareholders panicked at the thought of Vince McMahon dying and their stock value started to fall
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Sep 21, 2021 23:43
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I thought it was because Chris Benoit murdered people
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Sep 21, 2021 23:43
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Suck my nips, Suck my dick, My name is Clammy D And you know I’m the poo poo If you wanna, Show me your butt Old daddy clammy Won’t call you a slut If you like your music cut, Clammy D gonna lace your poo poo, With an infinitely recursive and randomized ice block fragmentation pattern 
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Sep 21, 2021 23:44
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*continues to lay down story beats in my “feud” w Owen Hart as the scrap him off the mat*
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Sep 21, 2021 23:46
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*breaking glass / car crash sound * *guitar riff plays*
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Sep 22, 2021 07:25
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gbs but from 2004 posted:Cut my music https://voca.ro/1guqFAAeUGNl
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Sep 22, 2021 07:43
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My posting enemy stands in the ring, strutting, mocking, taunting. He has earned it. The last time I was out there, I went down hard. I was betrayed and beaten. Destroyed. My allies have turned on me and my enemies stand tall and proud. The crowd boos and my enemy rides that hate to brand new heights. How could I possibly come back from this? Then, just like that, the blare of music cuts off my rival. But who is that? What is that theme? Does anyone know?! Oh, yes. They haven't heard it in a decade, but some of the fans remember. They shout and cheer, and just like that, the rest of the crowd catch wise. I strut on out wearing my original posting gimmick and the fans go mad. My posting enemy tries to win back the crowd. He might as well argue with a hurricane. It's the summer of 2009 all over again, and there's only one way this match can possibly end.
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Sep 22, 2021 08:11
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i'm told that chris benoit wore a bra during the murders
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Sep 22, 2021 11:36
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:i'm told that chris benoit wore a bra during the murders who told you this? Chris Benoit is out there murdering his wife and child and your jabroni rear end is in here, bitchin and cryin about how you got screwed at the last PPV because benoit’s manager locked you in the dressing room i’m here to tell you brother that you ain’t ready to handle the awesome tag team power of me and gbs but from 2003 and if you keep on talkin poo poo I’m gonna break my foot off in your candy rear end and you won’t be seen around here again until you pony up another 
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Sep 22, 2021 15:02
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Last week, I was locked inside a steel cage with 3 other men, all of us vying for that world championship title shot. And wouldn't you know, my old tag team partner decided to make sure I didn't get a fair shot. Big Billy - you don't know what you've done. You handcuffed me to that steel cage, tied me up like an animal. You hit me with a steel chair, then finished me off with those brass knucks of yours. You left me for dead. My rear end woke up in the ER. Those doctors told me I might never wrestle again. My wife took me home after that, she said I didn't look the same. Like something changed. Changed into something that scared her. And hell, it scared me, too. At first. When I got here tonight, I went backstage and talked to the owners. I told 'em, give me Big Billy. No countouts. No DQ. NO RULES! So tonight's main event is gonna be Big Billy vs me in a hardcore match. You want to treat me like an animal? Well this animal's about to be unleashed in the middle of this very ring!!!
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Sep 22, 2021 15:23
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A Fancy Hat posted:Last week, I was locked inside a steel cage with 3 other men, all of us vying for that world championship title shot. And wouldn't you know, my old tag team partner decided to make sure I didn't get a fair shot. My GOD this man is deranged and hell bent on revenge… I can only wonder if this has something to do with the giant, metallic, demonic cage that’s above us tonight
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Sep 22, 2021 15:58
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gbs but from 2004 posted:*breaking glass / car crash sound * 
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Sep 22, 2021 16:08
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*shoves the ref into a corner* *kicks opponent in the dick* *gets a 3 count on a roll up pin grabbing a handful of tights*
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Sep 22, 2021 16:18
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Last week you all saw me put Flash Hendrix in the hospital. Now I hear that he's been RUNNING his MOUTH, calling me a cheater! Says I never coulda beat him fair! Well, Flash, I got one thing to say to you! [Staring down the hard cam, pointing] I'm SORRY! I'm NEW HERE, and I didn't know those brass knuckles were against the RULES! And I didn't think they would gently caress UP your whole FACE like that, I mean, I've seen em in movies, and stuff, I just thought it'd give me an edge! I didn't think they would shatter your SKULL and cause that SWELLING in your BRAIN! I thought this whole thing would just be FUN, but it's actually PRETTY loving INTENSE, hey! So uh get better soon, bud, again, I'm so loving sorry and if there's anything I can do to make it up to you just let me know and I'm there. [turning back to face the crowd and bowing] Thank you for your time.
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Sep 22, 2021 16:44
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Now the police report is gonna say that Bogus Adventure and I were doing huge rails of blow in a Toyota Tercel before our Intercontinental Championship match, but brother, when you're going up against a tough hombre like that you need to soften them up before finishing them off with a devastating suplex and THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
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Sep 22, 2021 16:49
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Ice Cold because that is my brand.
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Sep 22, 2021 16:52
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*shits in a woman’s suitcase as a prank* *spikes friends drinks with prescription sleeping pills and muscle relaxants as a prank*
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Sep 22, 2021 16:52
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4CPMn1gNWU
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Sep 22, 2021 16:55
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I see you out here… posting YouTube links as if I’m some kinda chicken poo poo who’s actually gonna click on it and watch it and I just gotta say that I got two words for ya… “Gas thread ban op”
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Sep 22, 2021 20:53
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it's wrestlemania today and it's number 33! that means only one thing... BRING IT IN GUYS!!! *every face, heel and jobber from every promotion come in and have a HUGE battle royale*
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Sep 22, 2021 21:19
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Is a kayfabe like a covfefe
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Sep 22, 2021 21:24
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Let’s get oiled up and wrestle in our underwear, brother
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Sep 22, 2021 21:59
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BigBadSteve posted:Is a kayfabe like a covfefe 
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Sep 22, 2021 22:03
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I can eat 298 pancakes pancakes in one sitting. That's why they call me Krusty Flapjack. Don't mess with me.
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Sep 22, 2021 22:09
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Krustic posted:I can eat 298 pancakes pancakes in one sitting. That's why they call me Krusty Flapjack. Don't mess with me. should have known Big E’s a goon 
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Sep 22, 2021 22:12
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I'm Kid Fist I can punch at supersonic speeds but they don't let me. I have to promise to use only a fraction of my power or else the other superstars will just die immediately I also wear a solid blue unitard and am a huge jobber Next week I will be back but then I will be Señor SuperSonic and wearing a red unitard and a luchador mask
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Sep 22, 2021 22:13
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My rival and his cronies may have ganged up on me and broke my arm a few weeks ago, but lucky for me my cast is indestructible and i can hit him in the back of the head when he least expects it
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Sep 23, 2021 00:04
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I just happen to have a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire here under my trenchcape
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Sep 23, 2021 00:10
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*is lowered from arena ceiling as the DX entrance music blares*
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Sep 23, 2021 02:42
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Pyrotechnic effects launch from the turnbuckles in an entirely improvised and unplanned way as I unexpectedly enter the ring, acting entirely on my own very real agenda
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Sep 23, 2021 02:45
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I love this city and it's home town sports team! *holds for applause*
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Sep 23, 2021 07:16
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Wall Balls posted:it's wrestlemania today and it's number 33! gimme a HELL YEAH if you think WrestleMasterWallBalls needs to be in the hall of fame BigBadSteve posted:Is a kayfabe like a covfefe someone get this god damned piece of garbage mark out of the dressing room before i knock him clean out with this steel chair
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Sep 23, 2021 08:16
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The Bloop posted:Pyrotechnic effects launch from the turnbuckles in an entirely improvised and unplanned way as I unexpectedly enter the ring, acting entirely on my own very real agenda My god! My god! My god! My god!
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Sep 23, 2021 08:17
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I don't type my promos. I friggin' CUT my promos in real life. https://voca.ro/18XAmMM8El0I
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Sep 23, 2021 08:58
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now I’m gonna tell you something dude and this is a shoot brother… that was actually awesome
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Sep 23, 2021 09:02
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gbs but from 2004 posted:now I’m gonna tell you something dude 
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Sep 23, 2021 09:11
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Bogus adventure I got something you need to know… We may have fought several times and beaten the hell out of each other… We may not like each other… Hell we may even respect other… But come October 21st at GBSWF In Your House; I AM GOING TO BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU AND TAKE MY TITLE BACK
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Sep 23, 2021 09:32
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BigBadSteve posted:Is a kayfabe like a covfefe Actually it's exactly like that. Remember when chuds were like "that wasn't a mistake, he actually meant this deep thing and you're dumb for not realizing that"? Well here's the thing: they didn't actually believe that, they just pretended they did to keep up the illusion that Trump was awesome. Yeah, that's kayfabe.
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