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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Oh god are the Chiefs really this panicked after 2 loses? https://twitter.com/JordanDajani/status/1442595835271737346
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Grittybeard posted:Gonna buy one to stick pins in. What the heck!!
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Just remembered who is playing in tonight's game. Ugh. Best we can hope for is a tie.
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Mike Tanier's article today had a long section on the Chiefs:quote:How to Think About the Chiefs' 1-2 Start E: Also Gordon's conceivably still a good WR, but I don't know why anyone would freak out about it. Even if he can still go, and even if he's fine now... he's depressingly, relapsed over and over and over again. He's just not gonna stick around 
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Honestly now I wish the Browns won week 1 more for the Chiefs being winless, than the Browns being undefeated.
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https://twitter.com/DanHanzus/status/1442612925131223043 How optimistic of him.
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well he is Mr. Unlimited
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Diva Cupcake posted:https://twitter.com/DanHanzus/status/1442612925131223043 I mean ppl we're saying this dude is boring.
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what does this even mean
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Acebuckeye13 posted:what does this even mean Agreed I need Wilson to post the tier list so we can rank him week to week
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Acebuckeye13 posted:what does this even mean Maybe he views quarterbacks like gacha pulls. Common - Jeff Driskel Uncommon - Tyrod Taylor Rare - Jared Goff Legendary - Baker Mayfield Epic - Dak Prescott Iconic - Aaron Rodgers Ultra Instinct - Tom Brady
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i'll explain. i'm not sure how deep he wants to go, but in this context you can assume that he's either talking about quarterbacks, football players in general, legendary quarterbacks, or legendary football players in general. an icon would be the person who comes to mind when you think of one of those terms. effectively, the most important one. so for example, not just one of the legendary quarterbacks, but the one that represents a legendary quarterback in your mind's eye. 
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Diva Cupcake posted:https://twitter.com/DanHanzus/status/1442612925131223043 lmao what a dork
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ICONICALLY scoring 0 points in the second half and badly losing a QB duel to Kirk Cousins.
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Acebuckeye13 posted:what does this even mean No one knows what it means but it gets the people going.
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It sounds like Ronnie Stanley might done for the season slash maybe for his career? Harbaugh didn't say much obviously but the update he gave today wasn't too optimistic. here's the tweet about harbaugh: https://twitter.com/jeffzrebiec/status/1442564738295152645?s=21 Asema fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Sep 28, 2021 |
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Asema posted:It sounds like Ronnie Stanley might done for the season slash maybe for his career? Absolutely crushing blow. To think all this started the very game after he signed a long term deal. I have to think his career is done.
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I kept telling people the Ravens needed to fix the o-line (and in particular get a center who can snap the ball) but NO ONE at SOUTHSIDE SALOON in RIVERSIDE BALTIMORE would listen to me and that's why this is happening now
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camoseven posted:I kept telling people the Ravens needed to fix the o-line (and in particular get a center who can snap the ball) but NO ONE at SOUTHSIDE SALOON in RIVERSIDE BALTIMORE would listen to me and that's why this is happening now Is our center issue still a big problem? Who do we have playing there now? Why don't I know this?
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It's Brad Bozeman now, but he can't snap straight either. I don't think there's been any huge disasters yet but as a running team that relies on options and reads and poo poo you gotta get the ball into Lamar's hands every time!!!
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camoseven posted:It's Brad Bozeman now, but he can't snap straight either. I don't think there's been any huge disasters yet but as a running team that relies on options and reads and poo poo you gotta get the ball into Lamar's hands every time!!! He's grading really high on PFF if that matters (i do not know if it matters)
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Bozeman's been clearly very good good. it's the tackles. I just remembered they stashed Ja'Wuan James away for next year so hopefully he can finally be a solid RT, or else we might as well just declare Patrick Mekari permanent RT for life status
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Mekari is looking okay right? I don't understand these scores but having the old Army dude who was in the Army move over to LT seemed to give Jackson more time
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oh cool one of my favorite players and a foundational piece of the team is dead, who needs a top 2 LT anyway
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camoseven posted:It's Brad Bozeman now, but he can't snap straight either. I don't think there's been any huge disasters yet but as a running team that relies on options and reads and poo poo you gotta get the ball into Lamar's hands every time!!! I remember only one botched snap so far (against KC and Lamar ran it back to the LoS) which is good considering last season
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Asema posted:Mekari is looking okay right? I don't understand these scores but having the old Army dude who was in the Army move over to LT seemed to give Jackson more time he's been okay but I dread teams with some real edge dudes like Cleveland
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outside of Stanley issues the 2021 First Round pick known for his hands is practicing again so maybe we see him this week? Next week for sure.
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Asema posted:outside of Stanley issues the 2021 First Round pick known for his hands is practicing again so maybe we see him this week? Next week for sure. I feel like against the Colts would be a good debut. Sit him against the Broncos though cause I really doubt we win that game. Ravens are traditionally really bad on the road against good defenses.
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Kawalimus posted:I feel like against the Colts would be a good debut. Sit him against the Broncos though cause I really doubt we win that game. Ravens are traditionally really bad on the road against good defenses. Lamar Jackson is 32-8 in the regular season for his career. Im going to wager a guess more than a couple of those 32's are good defenses on the road.
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Asema posted:Lamar Jackson is 32-8 in the regular season for his career. True enough though his line has never been as bad as now. I guess it doesn't matter though. Jamal Lewis started his first game at Miami in a disaster of a game but he had a few great runs. So maybe just base it on whether Bateman is healthy. Still I really don't think we match up well against Denver at all.
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What team do you think you match up against well Kawalimus? The 1924 Rochester Jeffersons?
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Cavauro is a legendary poster but Kawalimus is iconic
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:What team do you think you match up against well Kawalimus? The 1924 Rochester Jeffersons? Kansas City in some ways because their weak front lets us still have a running game. The weaker the D the better we match up with them because that lets us do what we do even in our depleted state. On the defensive end it's anyone who is primarily a running team but I'm not sure those exist anymore outside of us and we can't play us. So maybe nobody on defense except teams that are just inept like the Bears or Jets. Denver has the best run D in the league right now and also a strong pass D. It's true they've played inept teams so far though so it just depends on how much that's influenced things. Unless they're total frauds I'm pretty sure they blow us out. Kawalimus fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Sep 28, 2021 |
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Kawalimus being so sure that the Ravens are losing next week makes me nervous
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Ravens are tenacious but down 20 players due to various injuries. Broncos have looked pretty good against the absolute worst teams in the league. It should be a close fun game.
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Nick Jr. Face posted:Kawalimus being so sure that the Ravens are losing next week makes me nervous It's Alejandro Villanueva against Von Miller. You guys are stacked on D. This isn't going to be pretty for the Ravens. But it's not a big deal because winning the Lions game makes this kind of a free game for us with four home games in a row following it. That's where we're really going to see what the Ravens have potential for this year. 4-0=major contender. 3-1=probable playoffs. 2-2=playoff bubble team. 1-3=missing the playoffs. 0-4=total disaster but we'll get a top 10 pick. I can realistically expect anything between 1-3 and 3-1. I don't see us losing to Indianapolis and I don't see us beating LA Chargers. Minnesota and Cincinnati are tossups.
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Kawalimus posted:Is our center issue still a big problem? Who do we have playing there now? Why don't I know this? you know really well why you dont know this lol
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Kawalimus posted:Kansas City in some ways because their weak front lets us still have a running game. The weaker the D the better we match up with them because that lets us do what we do even in our depleted state. yeah good point. we beat them so we match up well against them. we match up well against the lions too. they cant defend a 66 yard fg attempt
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Thread title relevant. Even Peyton Manning is a fan. https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/1442666971636506626
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