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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Ashame. Foster Sarrel is an ideal reserve lineman name.

Yeah but now we have a Sharpe. :D

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Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

sharknado slashfic posted:

This doesn't need to be posted but I read it so you have to too

https://twitter.com/jeffzrebiec/status/1440407779513040902

fwiw these guys were ex raiders who got bullied in the second half of preseason games. Sharpe is the better of the two

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008




nature is healing

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

And it is amazing

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

footballs back baby

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

I also saw a guy who had poo poo his pants at the Ravens game Sunday night and was waddling presumably to do the exact same thing. Once I got in the bathroom the guy at the "urinal" next to me was actually just pissing on the wall.

AFC North supremacy

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

razorscooter posted:



nature is healing

Khakis too

Jivesauce
Nov 22, 2007

Vertical Lime posted:

in this case the jets are in the mountain time zone

but there's been a lot more simultaneous giants/jets games in recent years (because they both suck)

also, the mannings are gaining traction

https://twitter.com/SportsTVRatings/status/1440409499123081222

I had to record the Manning-cast and watch it later but I was surprised more people weren't talking about it after. It started a little rough, but once they settled in I thought it was hilarious. Most of their guests were just completely off the rails, people kept making fun of Peyton's forehead, there were some Patriots spying jokes, what more do you need?

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Pat McAfree is a natural.

Like, holy poo poo is he mega talented. So much so that it really shines just how bad pretty much every football commentator actually is.

Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


The Manningcast is the only way to watch mnf.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Hizawk posted:

Pat McAfree is a natural.

Like, holy poo poo is he mega talented. So much so that it really shines just how bad pretty much every football commentator actually is.

Yeah we’re kinda at a juncture with people who want actual substance from announcers or nothing at all, vs the boomers who just want some dry Keith Jackson impersonations because they think the nfl is a branch of the military.

Also an entire generation of announcers and personalities clearly dealing with mental and physical decline that really shouldn’t be on television anymore.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

FizFashizzle posted:

Also an entire generation of announcers and personalities clearly dealing with mental and physical decline that really shouldn’t be on television anymore.

Good enough to be be president, good enough to be on TV

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
.....and Corey Davis has no hops.

https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1440649661048451086?s=20

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
I kind of hated pat McAfee, dude just has a personality type I find frustrating

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/ChrisBurkeNFL/status/1440653487168126984?s=19

Good for him

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Wiltsghost posted:

The Manningcast is the only way to watch mnf.

It was a bold and inspiring decision to call out the Patriots on their cheating ways on national television

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Hot Diggity! posted:

It was a bold and inspiring decision to call out the Patriots on their cheating ways on national television

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
It's amazing he hasn't broken down yet.

https://twitter.com/RossTuckerNFL/status/1440665309195603972?s=20

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

a few days ago one kid broke one of his high school records

https://twitter.com/overtime/status/1439369460607897601?s=19

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Mystic Stylez posted:

a few days ago one kid broke one of his high school records

https://twitter.com/overtime/status/1439369460607897601?s=19

Didn't just break it completely smoked it

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Hot Diggity! posted:

Didn't just break it completely smoked it

I was like 40 yards isn't that much more but then I saw the carries god drat

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Joey Freshwater posted:

I was like 40 yards isn't that much more but then I saw the carries god drat

Over 20 yards per touch. Kid’s gonna be something special.

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.

Must click

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Tua's out for this week at least:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1440697067127541768

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Trade for deshaun

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1440697067127541768?s=21

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
Slice me off some of that Jake Brisket

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


somebody in the AFC east thread suggested that playing behind our OL may be a fitting punishment for Watson's crimes

been coming around on the possibility of trading for him ever since I read that

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Jivesauce posted:

I had to record the Manning-cast and watch it later but I was surprised more people weren't talking about it after. It started a little rough, but once they settled in I thought it was hilarious. Most of their guests were just completely off the rails, people kept making fun of Peyton's forehead, there were some Patriots spying jokes, what more do you need?

Tbh the more people talk about this the less interested I am. I just... don't find the Mannings to be very interesting. Or funny. Or anything that would make me want to know what they think. I also don't like Pat McAfee, plus it annoys me when people are talking about unrelated stuff during football plays.

But go ahead and ignore my old man yells at retired quarterbacks opinions, that is correct and proper


I've never gotten anything for NOT hitting a parlay, drat this dude got lucky his poo poo went viral

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Play posted:

I've never gotten anything for NOT hitting a parlay, drat this dude got lucky his poo poo went viral

Looks like a combination of a marketing/publicity opportunity for MGM with them giving the guy the benefit of assuming a proper hedge on the play that he would've been able to get if he had a lot more money available.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Play posted:

Tbh the more people talk about this the less interested I am. I just... don't find the Mannings to be very interesting. Or funny. Or anything that would make me want to know what they think. I also don't like Pat McAfee, plus it annoys me when people are talking about unrelated stuff during football plays.

But go ahead and ignore my old man yells at retired quarterbacks opinions, that is correct and proper

I've never gotten anything for NOT hitting a parlay, drat this dude got lucky his poo poo went viral

Lots of books offer early cash outs and they can get pretty high if you've hit most of a parlay. I wonder if MGM gave him a little more just as insurance against having to pay 700k on a $25 bet

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

DariusLikewise posted:

Lots of books offer early cash outs and they can get pretty high if you've hit most of a parlay. I wonder if MGM gave him a little more just as insurance against having to pay 700k on a $25 bet

Right, but the tweet makes it sound like the bettor didn't do that and MGM just went ahead and tossed him the 100K anyways, they even said they 'made an exception'. Definitely seems like MGM saw a marketing opportunity and took it, don't get me wrong good for him!

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Antonio Brown the COVID Clown

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1440708663769907213

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Antonio actually got vaccinated and can play if he's got two negative tests before Sunday

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

DariusLikewise posted:

Antonio actually got vaccinated and can play if he's got two negative tests before Sunday

That's not fun to say though. Also he shouldn't be in the league so gonna take whatever opportunity I can to poo poo on him a bit.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
1-800-GAMBLER


Ultra Carp

Play posted:

Tbh the more people talk about this the less interested I am. I just... don't find the Mannings to be very interesting. Or funny. Or anything that would make me want to know what they think. I also don't like Pat McAfee, plus it annoys me when people are talking about unrelated stuff during football plays.

But go ahead and ignore my old man yells at retired quarterbacks opinions, that is correct and proper

You should give it a shot. Both the Mannings have a ton of experience in the league and it's really interesting to listen to them talk about what's happening on the field and why. They're also a lot looser and more enjoyable to listen to than in any of their pre-scripted stuff, and many of
the annecdotes are legit hilarious

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
News:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra_BH9mdN3g

Views:
&E with the passive-aggressive moves.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

!!!

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1440720981119492096?s=20

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



RIP Andy, he never scored

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
:lmao:

Red Rifle got holstered.

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





This is amazing, proclick

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