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Which Texan benefits most from Tonight?
This poll is closed.
Deshaun Watson 1 3.70%
Davis Mills 0 0%
Tyrod Taylor 4 14.81%
Nobody. These events have no intrinsic value. 22 81.48%
Total: 27 votes
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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





See a rookie 4th-rounder throw 31 times to Brandin Cooks!

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



See all your favorite 'oh wow, that guy's still playing' players tonight for the Texans!

Danny Amendola! David Johnson! Mark Ingram! Philip Lindsay! Rex Burkhead! Andre Roberts!

any many more!!!

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
The NFL Scheduling person cackling maniacially as they write down the teams for the Thursday Night Football games.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Thursday Night Football was made for games like Panthers-Texans.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Kalli posted:

See all your favorite 'oh wow, that guy's still playing' players tonight for the Texans!

Danny Amendola! David Johnson! Mark Ingram! Philip Lindsay! Rex Burkhead! Andre Roberts!

any many more!!!

The Texans are the "at home" version of the Buccaneers in the "we have X at home" meme.

Mom can we have team full of old guys?
We have team full of old guys at home!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Battle of division leaders!!!

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Awwww yessss. Welcome to the Brian Burns appreciation station. Jeremy Chinn and Jaycee Horn will have 2 picks between them tonight and my man Brian Burns will get 2 sacks.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

So this is obviously a trap game that the Panthers are going to lose, right?

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Alright. I just moved to NC from MS and after 42 years of never living where there's a pro team... now I got a team to root for.

Unfortunately it's the Panthers.... but I'll take it!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I would blow Dane Cook posted:

The NFL Scheduling person cackling maniacially as they write down the teams for the Thursday Night Football games.

The funny thing is, if this game was Texans - Jaguars, it at least would've had a chance to be really interesting. People wanna see the #1 pick, and the two teams are probably pretty even.

You know, like a funnier version of last week's Football Team - Giants matchup

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

kazil posted:

So this is obviously a trap game that the Panthers are going to lose, right?

Probably. But then again Phil Snow seems to have a bug up his rear end lately and is preaching aggression on defense so I expect them to blitz the poo poo out of the texans tonight and I doubt they have an answer.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



kazil posted:

So this is obviously a trap game that the Panthers are going to lose, right?

Road teams do really terribly on thursday night football, but the Texans with a rookie 3rd string QB? oh my god this could be awful.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

i hope sam darnold puts up Big Numbers

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


What channel is this on

Ghislaine of YOSPOS
Apr 19, 2020

OK gently caress fine I'll watch it. but im going to complain the whole time and hate it. gently caress

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

shyduck posted:

What channel is this on

Nfl on nfl

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


lovie smith is still in the league?

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

Quiet Feet posted:

See a rookie 4th-rounder throw 31 times to Brandin Cooks!



Now that’s a neck you can set your watch to

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Sam darnold to Dan sarnold

Wait

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

yeah sure that wasn't pi lol

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

lol how do you not call that DPI?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
That is some high quality PI

Ghislaine of YOSPOS
Apr 19, 2020

Just not calling suplexes I see

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

so its gonna be that kind of game huh

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Time for the Davis Mills Experience.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
He chose wrong

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

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hope they call it like that all game, i want to see WRs being tackled before the ball is thrown

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

Alaois posted:

so its gonna be that kind of game huh

And Joseph Charlton continuing his superb start to the year as well.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Ah negative 3 passing yards

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
lol that could have been six the other way

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

whew

whew!

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

We might be dumb on offense tonight, but Houston will not be able to move the ball.

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


cowards

you're supposed to call screens AFTER you establish some kind of other threat

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

pmchem posted:

cowards

you're supposed to call screens AFTER you establish some kind of other threat

The biggest threat the Texans have is currently inactive.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

fartknocker posted:

The biggest threat the Texans have is currently inactive.

By biggest threat do you mean to massage parlor workers?

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Kyle Allen also could have been a first round talent if high school rankings mean anything

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

fartknocker posted:

The biggest threat the Texans have is currently inactive.

Still a threat to masseuses

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Elephanthead posted:

Still a threat to masseuses

I'd really hope none are going to him now that it's out in the public.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

i heard there was football like product tonight

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