Which Texan benefits most from Tonight? This poll is closed. |
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Deshaun Watson | 1 | 3.70% | |
Davis Mills | 0 | 0% | |
Tyrod Taylor | 4 | 14.81% | |
Nobody. These events have no intrinsic value. | 22 | 81.48% | |
Total: | 27 votes |
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See all your favorite 'oh wow, that guy's still playing' players tonight for the Texans! Danny Amendola! David Johnson! Mark Ingram! Philip Lindsay! Rex Burkhead! Andre Roberts! any many more!!!
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 00:55 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 02:45 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:The NFL Scheduling person cackling maniacially as they write down the teams for the Thursday Night Football games. The funny thing is, if this game was Texans - Jaguars, it at least would've had a chance to be really interesting. People wanna see the #1 pick, and the two teams are probably pretty even. You know, like a funnier version of last week's Football Team - Giants matchup
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 01:15 |
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kazil posted:So this is obviously a trap game that the Panthers are going to lose, right? Road teams do really terribly on thursday night football, but the Texans with a rookie 3rd string QB? oh my god this could be awful.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 01:16 |
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 01:31 |
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Ghislaine of YOSPOS posted:Has darnold always looked like this in the pocket. Wide eyed and mumbling The Jets have that effect on people, yeah
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 01:36 |
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FizFashizzle posted:Need to let sam keep that. It’s there every time. Should always be a QB sneak with a kill to a handoff based on how the defensive tackles lineup. If they double up on the center, go to the handoff and run up whichever tackle gap you prefer.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 02:06 |
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https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1441207537550958594
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 02:09 |
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Also I have not heard a thing about McCaffrey, so I wonder if my stream is like 10 minutes behind or what
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 02:10 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Here's to another 20 years of Tom Brady. Also congrats Bean Mom
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 02:18 |
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fsif posted:Easy for me to say this now, but never really got behind this idea that this Texans team would be one of the worst the NFL had ever seen. I mean, you might want to watch a few more offensive drives, it's pretty rough.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 02:20 |
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https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1441210332559462401 https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CornyTintedIndochinesetiger-mobile.mp4
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 02:23 |
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fsif posted:It's sans Tyrod! I mean DJ Moore has about 10 catches in the HIZ so far and the Texans offense is pretty unwatchable. Unlike the true nightmare teams, they have a functional offensive line, so yeah, they can't be a true nightmare, but this is pretty drat putrid.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 02:25 |
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:did everyone on the panthers just give up when cmc went out? CMC's thighs are the only thing thicker then Mills' neck, so they're out of luck.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 02:28 |
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Ghislaine of YOSPOS posted:Call a timeout Texans gonna run the ball twice then throw a really lousy dumpoff.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 02:31 |
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Okay, I apologize.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 02:35 |
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Wow, I really didn't expect them to get a touchdown, good job Texans.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 02:38 |
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hell yeah to the whole Mills family all wearing different Mills jerseys. Making sure the jersey people gotta work for it.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 02:39 |
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man, I got tetanus, hep A and typhoid vaccines today, and man, my arms are getting real sore.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 02:48 |
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In case you're wondering how bad of an idea the Monday wildcard game is: https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1441217759430340608
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 03:00 |
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lol https://twitter.com/rodger/status/1441221265780404230
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 03:08 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 02:45 |
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TNF sucks rear end, but hey the Texans scored an offensive touchdown, which is more then I was expecting from them tonight.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 04:16 |