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Which Texan benefits most from Tonight?
This poll is closed.
Deshaun Watson 1 3.70%
Davis Mills 0 0%
Tyrod Taylor 4 14.81%
Nobody. These events have no intrinsic value. 22 81.48%
Total: 27 votes
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Apr 25, 2006

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Anime Store Adventure posted:

Holy poo poo shut the gently caress up troy aikman

I wonder if there's been a single Aikman game GDT where this or a slight variation on this hasn't been posted multiple times

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Apr 25, 2006

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Elephanthead posted:

It’s not working we can stop posting it

never

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Apr 25, 2006

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When did the Panthers O line get so good? How did that happen

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Apr 25, 2006

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Alaois posted:

the bad players got hurt and replaced by better players

This is crazy, I mean I know it's the Texans but Darnold is just chilling back there. Dude could light up a blunt and put his feet up as he leisurely decides where to throw the ball if he wanted to

Does anyone happen to know exactly who got replaced and by which better players?

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Apr 25, 2006

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didn't get it

FizFashizzle posted:

Need to let sam keep that. It’s there every time.

no doubt. sometimes the zone read is most effective when no one thinks your QB would ever pull it, like Goff's long run against the Packers last week

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Apr 25, 2006

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just hand the ball off to Mark Ingram, he's got 12 yards on two carries. Don't stop until you fail a fourth down conversion

or, you could put it in Davis Mills' hands. Your choice

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Apr 25, 2006

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a million fantasy owners just poo poo their drat pants and a million others are celebrating right now

BlindSite posted:

gently caress. that's probably a season ender.

Why? It's a hamstring pull until we know otherwise

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Apr 25, 2006

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It's probably just a hamstring pull not a tear. At least hopefully. He could be back next week or in two weeks depending on recovery

Or else it's a full tear which is a whole other story

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Apr 25, 2006

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Tyrod was clearly doing a lot for these Texans actually. He played so well week 1

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Apr 25, 2006

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Elephanthead posted:

Also playing the jags

I know that but even against the Browns the Texans looked so, so much better than this

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Apr 25, 2006

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I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Here's to another 20 years of Tom Brady.

gross. you kiss your mother with that mouth?

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Apr 25, 2006

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RumbleFish posted:

This game sucks now and I don't like it.

yeah I think I might catch this one later condensed. or maybe just catch the highlights on youtube (the ultimate insult)

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Apr 25, 2006

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fsif posted:

It's sans Tyrod!

But also like compared to Jets and Dolphins teams we've seen in like just the last five years? The Texans are a pretty ordinary bottom five team.

I agree, they are not all time bad. They're just bad, and boring. But they still have some players who can make plays

Codependent Poster posted:

Texans are afraid to throw

they should be

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Apr 25, 2006

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nice 'watch a man's soul leave his body' cam as they get them trudging downcast and injured to the locker room medical area

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Apr 25, 2006

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Chinatown posted:

im ok with the baker mayfield commercials

thats basically my only opinion so far this game

this is becoming the common position tbh. and I get it, it's a decent gag that they can expand on endlessly and it works

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Apr 25, 2006

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give it to mark ingram to run it in you fucks

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Apr 25, 2006

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had no idea whatsoever that Anthony Miller was on the Texans

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Apr 25, 2006

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Asema posted:

im trying to watch more football this year because why not and tonight's game has been fun


always love when you miss an xp though :cool:

please watch some other game before you decide whether you'll make it a regular thing, this game is awful.

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Apr 25, 2006

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okay someone needs ot make a gif of david culley shaking Mills by his enormous neck

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Apr 25, 2006

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Elephanthead posted:

We got 30 more minutes of this poo poo!!!

i assume you mean half time because that's probably how long that will take in real time

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Apr 25, 2006

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shyduck posted:

I think we were too quick to anoint Darnold

no one did that

Asnorban posted:

I heard Darnold was CPOY?

crapass player of the year? yeah seems to fit

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Apr 25, 2006

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Tom Sellout posted:

https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1441217017919401986?s=19

Love to see a coach who adapts to the talent on the roster

okay if I don't forget I'm gonna make a gif of this tomorrow because Culley literally started shaking him by his neck and it was hilarious

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Apr 25, 2006

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i thought it must've been holding. or illegal contact or whatever

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Apr 25, 2006

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Kalli posted:

In case you're wondering how bad of an idea the Monday wildcard game is:

https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1441217759430340608

I don't understand why the player's union would allow this. It must already be in the agreement that the NFL can freely mess around with scheduling stuff like this

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Apr 25, 2006

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Ches Neckbeard posted:

Ok but will it make me mad in it's badness and lovely reffing?

Not mad probably. Just sad. Sad at the choices in your life that led you here, to this moment

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Apr 25, 2006

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bullshit flag he didn't even touch him

bean mom posted:

cigar guys are generally such fuckin weirdos, we get it you like gumming a giant stinky tingly leaf

cigars are irreconcilably linked with toxic masculinity, every cigar person I've ever met has been an enormous

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Apr 25, 2006

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The Puppy Bowl posted:

What was Kirksey doing there? He didn't even hit Darnold hard. It's like the only objective was to draw the obvious flag.

he was coming to tackle him if he didn't go down, when he slide he tried to jump over him.. I mean that never should've been a flag

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Apr 25, 2006

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ozymandius1024 posted:

It's because it was helmet to helmet

okay I didn't see their helmets touch I thought it was more like forearm to helmet just as he passed over Darnold

Grittybeard posted:

I also look straight at the ground when I try to jump. Can't jump without doing that.

Yeah he had his eyes on the player he was trying to tackle, who was sliding on the ground.. is that weird?

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Apr 25, 2006

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I only saw the wide shot of the play, looked like he was going for the tackle, darnold slid, he tried to avoid but made some light contact anyways but obviously that was not the case

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Apr 25, 2006

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Are all these ineligible men downfield thing because the blockers for the punt are releasing before the ball is punted or something? That's happened twice now to the Panthers

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Apr 25, 2006

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BlindSite posted:

that wasn't holding

he had his arm wrapped around his neck

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Apr 25, 2006

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they keep showing what they think is Mcaffrey getting injured but it looks like he's just doing a high stepping move

also how many weak rear end flags are they gonna throw. refs are making this game worse than it needs to be by calling every tiny thing

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