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hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

Rule 1 of squid game, ALWAYS remember shells can be converted to corals at 2x if you are a season pass holder

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itry
Aug 23, 2019




Poohs Packin posted:

I watched it dubbed and the VIPs were hilariously over the top.

They were over the top because they just got people off the street that happened to speak English. Or that's what they all sounded like at least.

Edit: That's in the original Korean.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I don't know how much korean money is worf for all I know 50 Billion yuan is like $10

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Harald posted:

I don't know how much korean money is worf for all I know 50 Billion yuan is like $10

I did the coversion to USD on my phone no less than 5 times to keep up

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

how many tentacles do you have?

456 but I keep losing them

beer gas canister posted:

do i get to keep the tracksuit

Absolutely! It's a unique afterlife fashion statement

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



The Bloop posted:

I am always playing the squid game

woo me

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Poohs Packin posted:

I did the coversion to USD on my phone no less than 5 times to keep up

lol, why? It's about desperation and they were stinking of it.

I would've asked during the Q&A portion in the beginning how many people could be eligible to win the pig of bacon. 1 out of 456 odds isn't great

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
It's actually the 5 quid game, but there was a mis-translation.

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem
i have no idea how to play the squid game, OP, looks like some version of british bulldogs or some poo poo??

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Hardawn posted:

lol, why? It's about desperation and they were stinking of it.

I would've asked during the Q&A portion in the beginning how many people could be eligible to win the pig of bacon. 1 out of 456 odds isn't great

I just had to know how much money each person was "worth" and what the pot was.

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
Remember, when signing contracts for a game that already dosed you with dubious amounts of sleeping gas, which says losing players will be eliminated, be sure to get clarification on the definition of the word.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Sorry im watching sons of anarchy rn

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

(Puts a live squid down front of pants.)

I win!

OOOWWWWWW it bit my dick!!!!

The actual games, for those who haven't seen the show:
https://www.heart.co.uk/showbiz/tv-movies/what-are-games-squid-game-how-many

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Something
Questionable
Usually
Involves
Dicks

Guys,
Aroused,
Making
Enormous
Semens

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i sat on my squid and now it's not moving anymore :(

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Koreans sure are into class warfare stories these days

Wonder if that means anything

Oh well, back to work at the company who is outsourcing my job in 6 months, I better work hard to ensure I get my severance bonus

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
To win the squid game, you have to squirt your ink

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Squidd

DeathCrabForCutie
Jul 14, 2019
oh fuc-
When you play the Game of Squid you either squid... or you die.



Ali was the best character. RIP

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
I would probably get murked in the first game. Just blasted right away. :(

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

itry posted:

The real squid game is capitalism. It's really on the nose, don't know how you missed it OP.

I think it’s just a crazy game called the Squid Game! If they wanted to make a movie about capitalism they could call it the capitalism game or something.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
I would as long as they don't place my bunk below 001, bodily liquids obey the laws of gravity.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FFqLoXvVaYY&t=14s

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
You mean octodad? No I would not play it. Sorry op.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

kntfkr posted:

You mean octodad? No I would not play it. Sorry op.

That's the Octopus Game.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


The Bloop posted:

I am always playing the squid game

Hell yeah

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

super sweet best pal posted:

That's the Octopus Game.

Is that why it sounds like you just stepped in a puddle in your socks and shoes as you walk around?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

super sweet best pal posted:

That's the Octopus Game.

Octopus is just latin for squid. It's the same guy!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
hey i'm no octoprude. i'm in it to squid it

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
don't hate the squid, hate the game

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Too late, you squishy rear end no bone havin' rear end

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

kntfkr posted:

You mean octodad? No I would not play it. Sorry op.

I imagine Octodad as having eight dicks.

I'd be scared to play with that guy too. Especially Twister or wrestling.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

loving bullshit how they turned the lights off on the bridge game. Everything is equal and fair except when we decide it isn’t.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
gently caress that bridge game

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
They had 32 shoes available to throw at the panels to make a determination by sound.

Not sure if that would work, but they didn't even try.
They could have at least marked the safe path with the shoes to avoid wasted deaths.

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Chrs posted:

loving bullshit how they turned the lights off on the bridge game. Everything is equal and fair except when we decide it isn’t.

nothing was equal or fair anyway, people have varying physical and mental strengths

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Weird uncle Bob made me play that game when I was little. Maybe it's because it was so dark, but it didn't taste like squid.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I'm the guy who played marbles with his wife knowing she'd die if I won and didn't throw the game so she'd win but killed myself after instead.

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Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

They had 32 shoes available to throw at the panels to make a determination by sound.

Not sure if that would work, but they didn't even try.
They could have at least marked the safe path with the shoes to avoid wasted deaths.

Yeah I was also thinking a strong player could probably also throw a shoe through the weaker glass hard enough to break it.

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