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Maybe we should all be like that one guy in the Star Citizen thread years ago who kept a list of every poster he came across and noted down any personal information about them they revealed in their posts in like a huge spreadsheet or something.
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I choose not to think of goons as humans
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Sep 26, 2021 10:25
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Unless you meet someone on the internet they are just words, words that could have been by an intelligent (or in the case of goons, not) bot. Markov chain some poo poo together, add a lol to the end, bam, internet people. Nothing is real, everything is a lie, shitpost and burn the internet to the ground.
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Sep 26, 2021 10:48
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in teh indenets no 1 knows ur a dog. lol
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Sep 26, 2021 10:51
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Torquemada posted:Maybe we should all be like that one guy in the Star Citizen thread years ago who kept a list of every poster he came across and noted down any personal information about them they revealed in their posts in like a huge spreadsheet or something. FYAD does this but only 'ironically'
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Sep 26, 2021 11:39
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Treecko posted:Honest answer, I'm guilty of this and I'm wrong a lot. Shitposts are always masculine in my head. Any time someone changes their name or avatar they're a dude again in my head until I figure out otherwise. Personally I prefer my ladies irregular, you know, with lumps. Torquemada posted:Maybe we should all be like that one guy in the Star Citizen thread years ago who kept a list of every poster he came across and noted down any personal information about them they revealed in their posts in like a huge spreadsheet or something. The idea of goons.xls predates the game I'm pretty sure but I love that someone admitted to actually using one. I'm sure they weren't the only one though.
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Sep 26, 2021 11:40
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I picture everyone here to look like a stereotype 2000s neckbeard goon unless you have either a good av that I remember or I know what you look like anyway
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Sep 26, 2021 12:04
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untill otherwise proven i think you're all just like me 
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Sep 26, 2021 12:12
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Big Beef City is actually female. The signs are all there.
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Sep 26, 2021 13:04
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All male goons look like fat jimmy savile and all female goons look like fat jimmy savile with a bow in their hair
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Sep 26, 2021 13:10
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Mods are literally fat jimmy savile
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Sep 26, 2021 13:13
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If you go back far enough in my post history you'll see me correcting goons who "called me a dude" ...I'm a dude now. Goons predicted my gender the holy poopacy posted:people with female avs are girls. people with male avs are boys. this is just how medical science works. 
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Sep 26, 2021 13:29
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STABASS posted:I choose not to think of goons as humans
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Sep 26, 2021 13:36
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Gotta solve the problem of other minds before any of this matters anyway
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Sep 26, 2021 13:54
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Anticheese posted:this could be tricky. You are the anthropomorphic personification of the concept of the process of building a retro-futuristic sexbot To me, at least
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Sep 26, 2021 14:43
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Smugworth posted:Big Beef City is actually female. The signs are all there. I knew this because of their big floppy udders
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Sep 26, 2021 14:47
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poo poo I was thinking of Booger Baby goddammit hosed up again.
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Sep 26, 2021 14:54
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If someone expresses concern about another person's feelings, they're usually a woman.
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Sep 26, 2021 14:54
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The real question is if the poster is a clown. (the answer is always yes)
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Sep 26, 2021 14:56
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I read every post in my own voice.
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Sep 26, 2021 14:59
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I'm just two innocent raccoons loving in your fireplace teehee
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Sep 26, 2021 14:59
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Torquemada posted:Maybe we should all be like that one guy in the Star Citizen thread years ago who kept a list of every poster he came across and noted down any personal information about them they revealed in their posts in like a huge spreadsheet or something. Is there a link to this thread? TIA
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Sep 26, 2021 15:11
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You mean you don't have a spreadsheet for every poster? Heh, entering "a rube" for your cell 
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Sep 26, 2021 15:13
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:But what if they don't have an avatar? No, really. I think you can tell once you start to recognise a few usernames. I mean, there are posters that I would never, ever mistake for any other gender than what they claim to be and their posting style proves it.
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Sep 26, 2021 15:21
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Using my crystal ball I can infer sexual orientation and cultural ancestry from as little as 3 words in a post
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Sep 26, 2021 15:23
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Vampire Panties posted:Is there a link to this thread? TIA Caveat Emptor: this is the most recent of perhaps 7 threads detailing the SC saga which has been rolling for almost 10 years. The first post contains links to the earlier iterations, which total over 22,000 pages, or around 1,100,000 posts.
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Sep 26, 2021 15:52
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im a boy
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Sep 26, 2021 16:52
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Just smell the post OP. If it smells like socks and Mtn Dew it's a boy post and if it smells like roses and hairspray it is a lady post.
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Sep 26, 2021 17:02
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Only girls like baseball, boxing, mma, or wrestling
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Sep 26, 2021 17:03
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:untill otherwise proven i think you're all just like me Quoting to agree with myself.
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Sep 26, 2021 17:07
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Lieutenant Dan posted:If you go back far enough in my post history you'll see me correcting goons who "called me a dude" 
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Sep 26, 2021 18:14
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Yes, easily. I can also tell how they would smell in real life, the colour of their eyes, and how beautiful they are (usually it is very).
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Sep 26, 2021 21:11
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Poohs Packin posted:FYAD does this but only 'ironically' you know somehow i think what really gets you is they will never give a gently caress who you are. The arrogance that you think you'd make a spreadsheet.
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Sep 26, 2021 21:17
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the holy poopacy posted:people with female avs are girls. people with male avs are boys. this is just how medical science works. My avatar features both a woman and a man. I'm so confused right now...
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Sep 26, 2021 21:17
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Also, I just presume everyone is a elf, because it's better that way.
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Sep 26, 2021 21:18
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You Are A Elf posted:Also, I just presume everyone is a elf, because it's better that way. That’s weird. I presume everyone is a screaming skeleton.
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Sep 26, 2021 21:21
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Schweinhund posted:If someone expresses concern about another person's feelings, they're usually a woman.
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Sep 26, 2021 21:23
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Spinz posted:Oh yeah and the ones that did like a 3rd of them thought I was an alt of Picks Whatever happened to Pick? Did she get perma’d or something?
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Sep 26, 2021 21:33
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She grew weary of living a double life and now only posts under her other persona, Spinz.
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Sep 26, 2021 21:35
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I'm Pick.
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