eating sghetti at the libary

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hot cocoa on the couch

barnold posted:

tripped and dropped my lasagn as i was going up the stairs

the whole lasagn?! :wth:

https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4

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# ? Sep 28, 2021 17:34

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Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

rolling lasagna noodles between two unabridged dictionaries

# ? Sep 28, 2021 18:09

Manifisto

food & drink are banned yet he, is hungry and weak, the looks are heavy
there's late charges on his account already, mom's sghetti

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 28, 2021 18:11

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Manifisto posted:

food & drink are banned yet he, is hungry and weak, the looks are heavy
there's late charges on his account already, mom's sghetti

# ? Sep 28, 2021 18:54

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

the whole lasagn?!

ricotta all over the handrail, and my jorts

# ? Sep 28, 2021 19:57

vanisher

Hi! I see you're making quite a few copies, oh a book report very good! Listen can I slip this garlic loaf right behind the machine to warm it up? Thanks!

# ? Sep 28, 2021 20:03

vanisher

Cooking my loaf in the copier, warming spaghetti under the projector.

# ? Sep 28, 2021 20:06

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

The property-deprived among us are elated when discovering that the library now not only doubles as a clean restroom and masturbatorium, but as a sghetti kitchen.

# ? Sep 28, 2021 21:28

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Before computers we had to search for books in the marinara catalog

# ? Sep 28, 2021 22:23

vanisher

Before photocopier garlic bread we had to smuggle those little saltine cracker sleeves into the library

# ? Sep 28, 2021 22:43

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

hey where�s the romance section? i need some cheese to go with my macaroni lol

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# ? Sep 29, 2021 00:10

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

asked for anchovies on my pasta but they gave me microfiche instead

# ? Sep 29, 2021 10:44

Manifisto

Buttchocks posted:

asked for anchovies on my pasta but they gave me microfiche instead

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 29, 2021 14:49

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watho posted:

hey where�s the romance section? i need some cheese to go with my macaroni lol

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# ? Sep 29, 2021 16:21

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in italy its actually considered a faux pas to eat spaghetti at the library. its always either ravioli or tagliatelle

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# ? Sep 29, 2021 16:25

Ventral EggSac

those racks for newspapers but they're all being used to dry noodles

# ? Oct 1, 2021 14:53

Manifisto

Ventral EggSac posted:

those racks for newspapers but they're all being used to dry noodles

you mean noodlepapers

'cause they're used to make the noodles, you see

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 1, 2021 16:25

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

ILLing some oregano, which I really just assumed that you'd have on site to begin with I guess I'll take my spaghetti and check back in in two weeks. Yeah thanks.
*sullenly grabs two copies of the free newsletter on my way out*

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# ? Oct 2, 2021 14:19

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

*repeatedly trying to scan the bar-code on my garlic bread at the self check-out kiosk. extremely annoyed old lady with places to be with a stack of gardening books tapping her foot behind me. a librarian approaches to help. no no no I've got this. I just have the angle wrong and I might have already bitten off part of the RFID but it's fine it's fine it's fine*

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# ? Oct 2, 2021 14:21

Ventral EggSac

They guy next to me at the computers is looking up pasta with just no sauce, he's going yes, yesss and it's very uncomfortable

# ? Oct 2, 2021 16:35

gleebster: Only a howler

Reserving a group meeting room and setting up a chafing dish full of baked ziti.

# ? Oct 2, 2021 20:40

WithoutTheFezOn: Oh no

No pictures in this thread. Know why?

The rights to all photos of pasta are owned by Sghetti Images.

# ? Oct 3, 2021 18:28

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*trying to charm the librarian*
me: "buona giornata signora"
librarian "please stop eating spaghetti in my library"

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# ? Oct 3, 2021 18:34

Manifisto

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

No pictures in this thread. Know why?

The rights to all photos of pasta are owned by Sghetti Images.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 3, 2021 19:09

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

# ? Oct 3, 2021 19:33

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Viginti Septem posted:

# ? Oct 3, 2021 20:01

Manifisto

Viginti Septem posted:

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 3, 2021 20:56

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Is this the saucy book section?

# ? Oct 3, 2021 21:13

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Viginti Septem posted:

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# ? Oct 3, 2021 21:18

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

hiding a porno mag inside a book and hiding a plastic bag full of spaghetti inside the porno mag

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Oct 3, 2021 23:08

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Oct 4, 2021 00:34

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Oct 4, 2021 00:34

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Oct 4, 2021 00:35

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

Areola Grande posted:

This would actually get me to donate to the library.

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

# ? Oct 4, 2021 00:40

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Use your noodle. Read a book!

# ? Oct 4, 2021 07:59

Space Taxi

The library self checkout machine is a microwave oven

# ? Oct 4, 2021 08:59

Escape From Noise

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Use your noodle. Read a book!

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# ? Oct 4, 2021 10:37

hot cocoa on the couch

Areola Grande posted:

now i know you ain't tryna put that corn in MY sghetti

https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4

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# ? Oct 4, 2021 12:43

Hug in a Can: NICE FLAMINGO
kind heart
fierce mind
brave spirit

be good and try hard!

barnold posted:

tripped and dropped my lasagn as i was going up the stairs

it's okay that makes it a lot easier to share (what libraries are all about).
share w/ another patron, share w/ a rat, share with a book, share with the carpet. Thanks libraries!

# ? Oct 4, 2021 21:16

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# ? May 9, 2024 20:09

Ventral EggSac

Flipping the first lasagna noodle over to find the card in that little pocket that lists all the people who have ever checked it out - this one goes back to '97!

# ? Oct 4, 2021 21:31

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