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crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


New album dropping soon called Trapped in the cell.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 27 days!
Hopefully he has enough "R. Kelly's doo doo butter" saved up, to make him some prison cell jankem to get through the rough nights

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
rest in piss

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
I too have been enacting a decades long scheme to recruit women for sex.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
same, i've been blueprinting this trickle-down pyramid scheme for most of my life

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



did anyone post parody lyrics to remix to ignition yet?

Peter Daou Zen
Apr 6, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Nicole Blank Becker looks like Casey Anthony but like the guilt is wearing and showing on her face and she’s aging rapidly.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Who the gently caress is this chode and why does he have rodent teeth?

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

that feels like a really dumb move on her part. they ran the most insane and tone deaf defense


https://twitter.com/SpencerKarter/status/1442607481377615874
https://twitter.com/SpencerKarter/status/1442607797712015361

lol.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

This, Mystikal being a rapist, and DMX fighting dogs really makes high school era R&B a real downer.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Szyznyk posted:

This, Mystikal being a rapist, and DMX fighting dogs really makes high school era R&B a real downer.

Don't forget C-Murder being a, well, a murderer.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Master P is probably still on the up and up no I will not check Wikipedia

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

what about three six

Peter Daou Zen
Apr 6, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Szyznyk posted:

This, Mystikal being a rapist, and DMX fighting dogs really makes high school era R&B a real downer.

Notorious R&B singers, Mystikal and DMX

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 27 days!
On the bright side, R. Kelly claimed he was illiterate as part of his defense, so maybe he can learn to read and write while in prison :)

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Has anybody said they bet he wishes he could actually really fly for real yet lol lol

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Poohs Packin posted:


While I agree that everyone deserves a defense its only wealthy dirtbags that get good defense lawyers. They tend to be social climbers or trying to pivot to a political career.


Only dirtbags get good lawyers?

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
If anybody asks you who I am, just stand up tall, look 'em in the face and say

I'm a registered sex offender

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Dell_Zincht posted:

Has anybody said they bet he wishes he could actually really fly for real yet lol lol

He’ll be flying from his cell on a bedsheet.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
leave john hinckley jr out of this

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Look out Champ!

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Is creating a harem such a crime?!!?

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





AHH F/UGH posted:

Is creating a harem such a crime?!!?

Harem law is a nuanced, intricate tapestry. Only the most ambitious, morally bankrupt lawyers are allowed to become well-versed in the topic.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


AHH F/UGH posted:

Is creating a harem such a crime?!!?

Yes with 13-14 year olds.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

AHH F/UGH posted:

Is creating a harem such a crime?!!?

Anime lovers inconsolable.

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
About 10ish years ago me and some friends attended this multi-act 90s R&B concert headlined by R. Kelly (I know Jon B. was one of them, drawing a blank what the others were at the moment). When it was time for R. Kelly's set, the host (a local radio DJ) came up to the mike looking a little nervous, told the crowd it was time for the headliner and what a treat we have for you and how dope this headlining act was for being able to come in on such short notice... K-Ci & Jojo!

The crowd made the most hilarious cacophony of simultaneous disappointment and people trying to be good sports, and while most of the audience stayed, there was this mass exodus of disgusted R&B fans filing out and the lines to the exits were still visible well into K-Ci & Jojo's show. Apparently R. Kelly had a history of just no-showing to concerts. Thank god he's in prison!

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

Apparently R. Kelly had a history of just no-showing to concerts. Thank god he's in prison!

A crime worse than the ones he committed at his home

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

not sure why he never fled the country like russell simmons, who little known fact, is also on the run from rape charges in bali

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

AHH F/UGH posted:

not sure why he never fled the country like russell simmons, who little known fact, is also on the run from rape charges in bali

R Kelly may sincerely believe that he hasn’t done anything wrong.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

am i still allowed to enjoy this jam or is it too piss-soaked now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6y_4_b6RS8

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

did r kelly ever have a pedo piss party with dernald termp

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003
More like P. Kelly. Lol

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006

Gentle Autist posted:

am i still allowed to enjoy this jam or is it too piss-soaked now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6y_4_b6RS8

Garry Glitter had some absolute bangers, but you have to draw a line.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Gentle Autist posted:

did r kelly ever have a pedo piss party with dernald termp

R kelly would never be invited to trumps piss party and i think we ALL know why

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Szyznyk posted:

R Kelly may sincerely believe that he hasn’t done anything wrong.

Wasn't he quoted as saying that he should be allowed to do whatever the gently caress he wants, because he's a genius or something like that?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Participant training for prison talent show throws his sock puppets down and jumps on them

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Pissing on my bed sheets for you R.

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer

@fart lookin’ extra unhinged these days.

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Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Fumble posted:

Garry Glitter had some absolute bangers, but you have to draw a line.

Thank God the Cliff Richard accusations turned out to be a con job because I’d be devastated to have to stop listening to Devil Woman.

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