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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > R. Kelly to be In-Ca-R.Kelly-cerated after being found guilty on all counts
 
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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
When the judge first told Mr Kelly he'd be doing 15 years he seemed quite happy. It wasn't until his lawyer learned over to explain that the judge meant "in prison" that the smile faded.

* # ¿ Sep 28, 2021 19:53
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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Mr Kelly how do you plead?

All over 15 year old girls. poo poo, you ain't seen the video? Here I've got it on my phone.

No Mr Kelly, plead. How do you plead to the charges?

Oh. Uh. Not guilty, your honour.

* # ¿ Sep 28, 2021 20:31
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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Oh

My

God

https://twitter.com/SpencerKarter/status/1442578525475672064?s=20

Just now realising that that's not John Hinckley Jr.:stare:

* # ¿ Sep 28, 2021 20:58
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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
We've all been wrong about R Kelly before. There's no shame in it. He's a mysterious man that evokes something primal in all of us. It's no excuse to quote yourself.

* # ¿ Oct 4, 2021 04:27
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > R. Kelly to be In-Ca-R.Kelly-cerated after being found guilty on all counts