How Wonderful! posted:

*slamming the Foot Locker clerk up against the wall, rattling a wall of heelies to the ground*
Bitch, what do you MEAN you don't sell biker boots with Velcro? I've gotta 'cro, you little worm, the only thing these hands are tying into a knot is your loving THROAT
*storming out back into the mall, grabbing an Auntie Anne's out of a child's hand. I'm in a violent mood-- like a hurricane about to make landfall. Foot Locker was the final straw after getting RIPPED OFF at Game Stop. $5 store credit for a barely broken PS1 Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete? Are you making GBS threads me?? I look around looking for trouble and make a beeline to the Build a Bear workshop*
OK fuckers I'm looking for a bear with a WARRANT and if I don't get one I SWEAR to god I'm opening fire