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Escape From Noise posted:We're a 1% gang. It's a way for us to all lose a little weight, we'll just use 1% milk from now on. *I enter the bar and the Yobbers start clamoring to come over and say hello, nice bike, izzat yours, is that leather jacket wool? is the bike wool? can we touch it? do you like cats? do you like puffy stickers? but a broad, hair arm, inked with the fading silhouette of the hammock kitty, holds them back* "hey... leave the lady alone. we don't mess with her" *I down my glass in one sharp gulp and slam it down on the bartop, casting a MEAN eye around the dim room* "that's oat milk she's drinking... we're just a pack of dairy boys to her... and let's just say that if she chewed us up we'd both be going through hell in a few hours..."
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*slamming the Foot Locker clerk up against the wall, rattling a wall of heelies to the ground* Bitch, what do you MEAN you don't sell biker boots with Velcro? I've gotta 'cro, you little worm, the only thing these hands are tying into a knot is your loving THROAT *storming out back into the mall, grabbing an Auntie Anne's out of a child's hand. I'm in a violent mood-- like a hurricane about to make landfall. Foot Locker was the final straw after getting RIPPED OFF at Game Stop. $5 store credit for a barely broken PS1 Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete? Are you making GBS threads me?? I look around looking for trouble and make a beeline to the Build a Bear workshop* OK fuckers I'm looking for a bear with a WARRANT and if I don't get one I SWEAR to god I'm opening fire
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tell Plums I'm gonna whup his rear end
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