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meat police
Nov 14, 2015

red cross misappropriates billions of dollars so honestly the vampires deserve blood more

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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

Debunk This! posted:

Blade is only half vampire but hes cool af



Dude has cgi eyeballs

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_fcsgSiVr8

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



Khoen is NOT hiding his vampirism well.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Khoen is Swahili for Count and look at that widows peak

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit
Also give me naked Van Helsing flying vampire chicks any day of the week

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


DeadFatDuckFat posted:

This scene kinda freaked me out a bit when I first saw it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R4u82pLw_Y

This is the one that spooked me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_OsoyDByWo

Blacula's cool.

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDzue-9iwN4

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Chris Sarandon as Jerry Dandrige from Fright Night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guzJ12yPDGU

naem
May 29, 2011

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002

Linux Pirate posted:

Also are we not going to count The Count? It was his whole thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

You Are A Elf posted:

Chris Sarandon as Jerry Dandrige from Fright Night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guzJ12yPDGU

Dude absolutely devoured scenery in this movie

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Vampires aren't cool or scary, just scatter some rice outside and wait til sunrise. Don't answer the door you'll be ok.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Debunk This! posted:

Blade is only half vampire but hes cool af



Blade loving rules, that movie is fantastic and it's the role Snipes was born to play. Honourable mention to Stephen Dorff's portrayal of Blade's antagonist Deacon Frost. Even if Dorff is a low-rent Kiefer Sutherland, he was a drat good 'playboy secretly plotting a takeover', and he liked jungle music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2p5T3P2rAE

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
I’d let Kiefer Sutherland as David in Lost Boys straight up devastate me. Let’s make some weird witchy bloodsucker hybrids



E: I will extend this offer to Kiefer Sutherland now

E: he has to be ice blonde.

teen witch fucked around with this message at 09:40 on Oct 1, 2021

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

I think the Egyptians invented vampires

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPrek1oAjG0

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.
I don't know about cool but what about iconic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11ZRn-mdo6U

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Someone wasn't invited to the party...

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

Mister Speaker posted:

Blade loving rules, that movie is fantastic and it's the role Snipes was born to play. Honourable mention to Stephen Dorff's portrayal of Blade's antagonist Deacon Frost. Even if Dorff is a low-rent Kiefer Sutherland, he was a drat good 'playboy secretly plotting a takeover', and he liked jungle music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2p5T3P2rAE

I forgot Udo Kier is in that movie. I need to watch Blade again soon

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

Debunk This! posted:

Blade is only half vampire but hes cool af



Blade is a great movie, but why is Wesley Snipes doing the ”George Costanza holding a baseball bat” pose in this promotional shot?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Someone wasn't invited to the party...



:hmmyes:

https://i.imgur.com/dahzGiQ.gifv

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

COOL FIRST NAME KID.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
Leslie Nielson in "DRACULA: DEAD AND LOVING IT"

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

:eyepop:

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Someone wasn't invited to the party...



:eyepop: :eyepop:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

https://i.imgur.com/o9EdKp4.gifv

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

:catstare:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Two days in a row I'm posting about Nicolas Cage in Vampire's Kiss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmSu9PjVVI8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMJfyRCjHVY

I hope I can make it three.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



It’s nic cage’s greatest role

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
The Coppola Dracula movie is so loving cool, not sure why it's not better remembered. Every shot is amazing and watching it is like experiencing a fever dream

beer gas canister fucked around with this message at 08:03 on Oct 2, 2021

Mr. Bung
Mar 24, 2005

Get out the pink press threat file
and Um-brrrptzzap the subject.
Vampyr 1932

Suck the life out of a doobie, sit back and watch this. The version I saw years ago had some howler typos on the subtitles too, making it even better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QV96_is9eQ

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


I’ve alway loved that orchestral sting the moment he puts the teeth in and slinks away :drac:

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:

beer gas canister posted:

The Coppola Dracula movie is so loving cool, not sure why it's not better remembered. Every shot is amazing and watching it is like experiencing a fever dream

no one has made a successful Dracula movie since. Universal tried when they were desperate to spin up marvel style movies with monsters but loooool.

Gary Oldman was the last good Dracula.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2j4vbaK2VI

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

:hmmyes:

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Peter Daou Zen posted:

Mentally unstable vampires who have voices talking to them constantly was a unique twist in Vampire the Masquerade.



Bonus points if you turned them into Tourette

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