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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Hello everyone, as an icebreaker please answer would you rather have a vagina on your forehead or have a column of penises going up your back like a stegosaurus

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Vitriol
Mar 11, 2001

Phhhhhtttttt!
I'm trying to get over the theory that this thread is the culmination of a decades-long FBI sting

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Vitriol posted:

I'm trying to get over the theory that this thread is the culmination of a decades-long FBI sting

nah, my handler says you're just being paranoid

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Ventral EggSac posted:

Hello everyone, as an icebreaker please answer would you rather have a vagina on your forehead or have a column of penises going up your back like a stegosaurus

are the penises/vagina functional or are they like, costume prosthetics or what? this hypothetical needs details

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

are the penises/vagina functional or are they like, costume prosthetics or what? this hypothetical needs details

I'm thinking about this and I think it has to be functional, but not necessarily like the whole reproductive organ set, like not prostates all down your spine or like a uterus in your brain. Maybe just a vulva and vagina leading to your, I dunno, throat? So you have a really wide head too, with a brain on two sides. All of the penises can get erect/flaccid for sure, balls are there

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Ventral EggSac posted:

I'm thinking about this and I think it has to be functional, but not necessarily like the whole reproductive organ set, like not prostates all down your spine or like a uterus in your brain. Maybe just a vulva and vagina leading to your, I dunno, throat? So you have a really wide head too, with a brain on two sides. All of the penises can get erect/flaccid for sure, balls are there

okay thank you for the follow up details, one more thing to really cement my choice: does every dick have its own sack or is it just one giant nutsack hanging off the back under the penises? and if it is a giant one, is it two huge testicles or is it 2 for every cock, just jumbling around like a bag of marbles?

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

okay thank you for the follow up details, one more thing to really cement my choice: does every dick have its own sack or is it just one giant nutsack hanging off the back under the penises? and if it is a giant one, is it two huge testicles or is it 2 for every cock, just jumbling around like a bag of marbles?

For me it's gotta be a sack per each penis, because those are normal sized so the balls have to be too, and a bunch of penises with only one set of testicles would just be ridiculous

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Ventral EggSac posted:

For me it's gotta be a sack per each penis, because those are normal sized so the balls have to be too, and a bunch of penises with only one set of testicles would just be ridiculous

cool, cool, okay yeah i'll take the forehead pussy with the wide head & double brain.

:thanks:

AbundantShrimp
Oct 8, 2021

10,000 tiny legs working together to post
I'm being bullied into posting here, what should I do?

Wrr
Aug 8, 2010


AbundantShrimp posted:

I'm being bullied into posting here, what should I do?

:justpost:

Whiskey_Hellbeing
Oct 6, 2021
Lurker here, I would post but I'm just not funny, sorry.

BRB pooping
Apr 17, 2008
Thinking bout postin but i need an av

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Whiskey_Hellbeing posted:

Lurker here, I would post but I'm just not funny, sorry.

Trust me you need to be funny to post. Look at me.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Zil posted:

Trust me you need to be funny to post. Look at me.

*canned studio audience laugh track*

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Zil posted:

Trust me you need to be funny to post. Look at me.

Classic Zil :imunfunny:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


*sweats, tugs collar*

Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life


Ventral EggSac posted:

Hello everyone, as an icebreaker please answer would you rather have a vagina on your forehead or have a column of penises going up your back like a stegosaurus

Stegosaurus back dicks.
But only if they harden when I feel threatened and shoot cum in self defense.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

BRB pooping posted:

Thinking bout postin but i need an av

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I think you should buy an AV and tell them LAP sent you since I get a bonus everytime I get someone to buy something from the store.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Literally A Ghost posted:

I think you should buy an AV and tell them LAP sent you since I get a bonus everytime I get someone to buy something from the store.

if you can find my old one. the one with the puffin flipping off a bunch of penguins I will buy it. and say you sent me

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

if you can find my old one. the one with the puffin flipping off a bunch of penguins I will buy it. and say you sent me

I was joking but there is a way to find old avs. Let me consult.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Literally A Ghost posted:

I was joking but there is a way to find old avs. Let me consult.

thanks dude! appreciate that

init
Jun 20, 2021

Ventral EggSac posted:

Hello everyone, as an icebreaker please answer would you rather have a vagina on your forehead or have a column of penises going up your back like a stegosaurus

I would get the forehead vagina, mainly to replace my use of "brainfart" with "brainqueef".

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

init posted:

I would get the forehead vagina, mainly to replace my use of "brainfart" with "brainqueef".

and this is why we say "Lurk more," children

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Mumpy, I suck dude. The tool I know, this one: https://goons.neocities.org only works if you currently have an avatar. I am a failure.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Literally A Ghost posted:

Mumpy, I suck dude. The tool I know, this one: https://goons.neocities.org only works if you currently have an avatar. I am a failure.

no worries friend. Thanks for trying

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Literally A Ghost posted:

Literally a failure.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

:negative:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Literally A Ghost posted:

Mumpy, I suck dude. The tool I know, this one: https://goons.neocities.org only works if you currently have an avatar. I am a failure.

Do probe avs count?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Zil posted:

Do probe avs count?

I really don't know. All I know is some magic goon made it and seems to be continuing to host it because they rock. :shrug:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Literally A Ghost posted:

I really don't know. All I know is some magic goon made it and seems to be continuing to host it because they rock. :shrug:

he might be right. Have you given me a probe yet? |
I would be ok with that
:wink:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

he might be right. Have you given me a probe yet? |
I would be ok with that
:wink:

Well, if it's for science...

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
MF'r still doesn't work.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
you could buy yourself a placeholder av to get a working link for the neocities thing and then have LAP queue it for free. no guarantee it'd work of course :troll:

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

I love everyone and also you reading this

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

Ventral EggSac posted:

I love everyone and also you reading this

why

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019


Whoops should have not said that before I saw there was a literal Nazi furry I guess that's on me

Beffica
Apr 6, 2009

by Azathoth
everybody loves Literal Nazi Furry

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

Beffica posted:

everybody loves Literal Nazi Furry
im a lovable, upbeat, and quirky member of the forums that everyone feels happy to see when i show up in threads

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Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
Your avatars stay stored. A number in the filename gets incremented with each new one. I remember that the number changes between jpg and gif files.

Goddammit, you fooled me into posting some more.

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