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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
If a lurker posts in here I'm going to give them a real tongue lashing.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Aardvark! posted:

Be nice to the lurkers or I will destroy you from the inside up.

The lurkers are my enemy and I know only to fear them and revile them.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Another Bill posted:

Hi, I'm new here.

- Another Bill

Where's the first Bill???

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Also this:

https://i.imgur.com/H0ln1lE.mp4

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Gary Dupre posted:

Sign me up

MEIN RAVEN posted:

1 tongue lashing please

Delta-P posted:

Ok I hit reply what do I do now to get the tongue lashing

https://i.imgur.com/iypzFBn.mp4

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Chief McHeath posted:

Can posters post in this thread as well? Just looking for some clarification.

Of course not. I'm not sure how you could be so insensitive.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Jinxie Monroe posted:

You can’t make me post

...I don't know how to tell you this

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

AEMINAL posted:

Lurkers are THE CUTEST!!

Yes because I like to CUT THEM!!!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Can I get a lurker nube? One lurker with a regdate from less than 6 months ago post for a prize.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Aardvark! posted:

i'm offering private posting tutoring only $50/hr MUST provide own shovel

lol newb yusing a posting shovel. GET A POSTING POST HOLE DIGGER MORAN

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
KJUst like omg. Do not take tutoring from Naardvark

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I'll charge you 49.99/hr and I'll give you a loving KNOFE

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Aardvark! posted:

You know if you're a lurker or not. No one can tell you in your own heart.

I can.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

blight rhino posted:

well, i'm saying no. NO! I let my Poster Flag Fly High!

I have reached such heights, emerging from a little lurker, into a postlet, into being a true, TRUE poster.

You're a lurker.

I'm sorry. I still love you. We'll get through this

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

stellae posted:

It turns out that blocking guests from your website is a great way to get lurkers to register for your website.

Oh HELLS YEAH. You want an AV or something???

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Elphin posted:

I'm new and this is my first post.

GET HIM!!!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Zil posted:

Trust me you need to be funny to post. Look at me.

*canned studio audience laugh track*

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I think you should buy an AV and tell them LAP sent you since I get a bonus everytime I get someone to buy something from the store.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

if you can find my old one. the one with the puffin flipping off a bunch of penguins I will buy it. and say you sent me

I was joking but there is a way to find old avs. Let me consult.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Mumpy, I suck dude. The tool I know, this one: https://goons.neocities.org only works if you currently have an avatar. I am a failure.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

:negative:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Zil posted:

Do probe avs count?

I really don't know. All I know is some magic goon made it and seems to be continuing to host it because they rock. :shrug:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

he might be right. Have you given me a probe yet? |
I would be ok with that
:wink:

Well, if it's for science...

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
MF'r still doesn't work.

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