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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Lurkers and newbies MUST post in this thread!!!!
 
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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
 Stop whatever you're doing, probably reading this post, and hit that reply button and post in this thread. DO IT NOW!

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Happyimp posted:

No

You did it. I'm so proud of you.

* # ¿ Sep 30, 2021 23:53
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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

FlashFearless posted:

Suck it, Joel.

yeah you tell im. gently caress that guy! whoever that is

* # ¿ Oct 1, 2021 00:11
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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Fat Loser posted:

Sometimes, I fart myself awake.

thats just gods way of saying good morning

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Literally A Person posted:

If a lurker posts in here I'm going to give them a real tongue lashing.

Be nice to the lurkers or I will destroy you from the inside up.

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
 just want to say all you lurkers are doing an amazing job. honestly spectacular. lets give it up for the lurkers

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

rear end-penny posted:

hello is this where we request pictures of people's pets and also discuss tacos?

absolutely. lets see those animals lurkers!!!!!!!

AARD VARKMAN fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Oct 1, 2021

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
 i'm offering private posting tutoring only $50/hr MUST provide own shovel

* # ¿ Oct 2, 2021 00:33
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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

BrassRoots posted:

But why?

Now that you've made one post, the next 15000 are easy!

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
 You know if you're a lurker or not. No one can tell you in your own heart.

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
 The Lurker Thread Paradox

* # ¿ Oct 2, 2021 08:47
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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

GyverMac posted:

I feel you bro. I got this red text years ago and i'm too poor to remove it

The shame drives me to tears everytime i try to post

what would you like to have instead of that

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Vitriol posted:

I'm trying to get over the theory that this thread is the culmination of a decades-long FBI sting

nah, my handler says you're just being paranoid

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
 you could buy yourself a placeholder av to get a working link for the neocities thing and then have LAP queue it for free. no guarantee it'd work of course :troll:

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Lurkers and newbies MUST post in this thread!!!!