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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Hello everyone, as an icebreaker please answer would you rather have a vagina on your forehead or have a column of penises going up your back like a stegosaurus

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

are the penises/vagina functional or are they like, costume prosthetics or what? this hypothetical needs details

I'm thinking about this and I think it has to be functional, but not necessarily like the whole reproductive organ set, like not prostates all down your spine or like a uterus in your brain. Maybe just a vulva and vagina leading to your, I dunno, throat? So you have a really wide head too, with a brain on two sides. All of the penises can get erect/flaccid for sure, balls are there

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

okay thank you for the follow up details, one more thing to really cement my choice: does every dick have its own sack or is it just one giant nutsack hanging off the back under the penises? and if it is a giant one, is it two huge testicles or is it 2 for every cock, just jumbling around like a bag of marbles?

For me it's gotta be a sack per each penis, because those are normal sized so the balls have to be too, and a bunch of penises with only one set of testicles would just be ridiculous

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

I love everyone and also you reading this

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019


Whoops should have not said that before I saw there was a literal Nazi furry I guess that's on me

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